The modesty of the 99 cent joint is just so charming.
Wasabi Caviar and Shrimp?
That sounds disgusting
Even if the $1,000 pizza was a dollar in terms of ratio of my money. I'd still take that dollar pizza the fucking thousand one looks like shit, probably tastes like shit and requires an "acquired taste" of shit.
The $1000 dollar pizza is literally just a case of charging because they can.
trying a lobster tail pizza would be pretty cool. i don't really like roe much but i fucking love lobster.
It's sad but people in New York are dumb enough to buy an $1000 dollar pizza.
the $1000 pizza looks like shit
That terrible chive coverage.
I'll be honest, the $1,000 pizza looks disgusting.
what the fuck is he putting on that pizza
where's the tomato sauce and cheese
can that even be considered a pizza
You know, I used to think that putting pineapple on a Pizza was the worst thing you could do pizza.
Turns out I was wrong. Pineapple's got nothing on that waste of money.
[QUOTE=Rellow;42434872]what the fuck is he putting on that pizza
where's the tomato sauce and cheese
can that even be considered a pizza[/QUOTE]
many pizzas don't have red tomato sauce on them. white sauce pizzas can be fucking delicious, for example.
That guy who invented that 1000 dollar pizza looks like a generic shithead businessman.
[QUOTE=lech;42434707]It's sad but people in New York are dumb enough to buy an $1000 dollar pizza.[/QUOTE]
I don't see how it's dumb. If you're going to even think about actually buying a $1000 pizza then you obviously have no problem with money. If someone wants to buy that pizza for $1000 then why not.. it doesn't necessarily make them dumb.
The $1000 pizza looks like a mess and the flavors you get from it is a mess
[QUOTE=Soldier32;42434948]I don't see how it's dumb. If you're going to even think about actually buying a $1000 pizza then you obviously have no problem with money. If someone wants to buy that pizza for $1000 then why not.. it doesn't necessarily make them dumb.[/QUOTE]
you could probably make the pizza yourself for under $50, or if you are really rich enough to throw a grand down on your pizza you could probably just have your personal chef make it for you.
it's wasteful, extravagant, and silly.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;42434934]That guy who invented that 1000 dollar pizza looks like a generic shithead businessman.[/QUOTE]
He looks like the kind of person that will pick up a sledgehammer and smash your kneecaps because you you owe him 2 pizzas
[QUOTE=yawmwen;42434894]many pizzas don't have red tomato sauce on them. white sauce pizzas can be fucking delicious, for example.[/QUOTE]
I'd say that sauce of some kind is a requisite of being a pizza.
Eugh, hedonistic bullshit
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The rich man pizza that is
[QUOTE=Soldier32;42434948]I don't see how it's dumb. If you're going to even think about actually buying a $1000 pizza then you obviously have no problem with money. If someone wants to buy that pizza for $1000 then why not.. it doesn't necessarily make them dumb.[/QUOTE]
That pizza is nowhere near worth 1000$, that's why it's so dumb.
[QUOTE=Kljunas;42435229]That pizza is nowhere near worth 1000$, that's why it's so dumb.[/QUOTE]
You're forgetting the price of [I]~expert craftsmanship~[/I].
For that kind of money you can book a plane to Italy and buy yourself a 5$ pizza that will also be the best you'll have in your entire life.
[QUOTE=lapsus_;42435321]For that kind of money you can book a plane to Italy and buy yourself a 5$ pizza that will also be the best you'll have in your entire life.[/QUOTE]
The pizza I had in Italy was pretty meh.
[QUOTE=Orkel;42435422]The pizza I had in Italy was pretty meh.[/QUOTE]
I tried to order a Peperoni pizza in Italy and over there Peperoni pizza just means Pepper pizza. It was terrible.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;42434989]you could probably make the pizza yourself for under $50, or if you are really rich enough to throw a grand down on your pizza you could probably just have your personal chef make it for you.
it's wasteful, extravagant, and silly.[/QUOTE]
No, you could not make that pizza for under $50 not possible unless you get shitty versions of those ingredients and even then I doubt it. Caviar is expensive as fuck and then you add lobster tail and all the other ingredients. If you have a personal chef of course but most likely it's a one-stop visit to try it out not lets have the $1000 pizza for dinner for the fourth night in the row. It may be wasteful, it is extravagant and yeah silly too but it's not dumb.
[QUOTE=Orkel;42435422]The pizza I had in Italy was pretty meh.[/QUOTE]
Tough luck. Perhaps the one was right around the corner.
It's really the caviar you are paying for which costs a lot especially since the pizza has 6 different types of caviar and then has its lobster tail coming from Maine.
The dude with the suit and expensive pizza looks and sounds like an offensive stereotype
you guys are forgetting that the to its target audience $1000 is to $1 in the same way that a nickel is to a penny for us.
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