So today, me and a group of friends were smokin some bud under a bridge, alright? This cop pulls up and he asks us to sit on the bench over by us, and asks us the standard "any paintcans, ciggarretes, weed" bullshit. We say no. He asks if any of us have id, and asks how old we all are. Then all of the sudden one of our friends who was comin to join us comes up and yells FUCK THE POLICE and the cop turns around "Who was that?". He raised his hand and was like "ME!". He got a disorderly conduct ticket, and the cop let us go, even though he knew we were baked. He must have gotten his quota or some shit. Lol. So yeah
I'd give your friend some bud as a thanks :P
haha fo sho. he bought a dime from me later and i threw in 2 extra grams ;)
stoners, think alike :)
Cool story bro
[QUOTE=Unrest;18460657]Cool story bro[/QUOTE]
Actually is this time.
He should've said : Fuck the police! and then run away, he would have had nothing since cops are fat asses (I ran oh god how many times from them) and you would've gone away too.
How much was the ticket?
[QUOTE=vachon644;18464308]He should've said : Fuck the police! and then run away, he would have had nothing since cops are fat asses (I ran oh god how many times from them) and you would've gone away too.
How much was the ticket?[/QUOTE]
Ahah yea, you remember the time with the 2 agents fucks in the parking? It was fucking fun
[QUOTE=Dirtbox;18464523]Ahah yea, you remember the time with the 2 agents fucks in the parking? It was fucking fun[/QUOTE]
Ahah, at least they didn't try to stop us from running, I think we would've owned them pretty hard in a fight since they were random fat asses. Sad we can't go to that parking though.
[QUOTE=vachon644;18464680]Ahah, at least they didn't try to stop us from running, I think we would've owned them pretty hard in a fight since they were random fat asses. Sad we can't go to that parking though.[/QUOTE]
Your fists vs. their collapsible metal batons and guns. You're stupid, I guess anubis was right. Try having and undercover bust in the door, gun first, badge second and haul your over 18 buddies off for posession of several joints after they overheard them talking passingly about the meth trade. I don't even know how I got out of that one myself. I had like 4 older friends get possesion charges offa that shit, the one dude got jail time cause of how many weed related charges hes had in his life, the next is a felony.
[QUOTE=jonashappy;18468646]Your fists vs. their collapsible metal batons and guns. You're stupid, I guess anubis was right. Try having and undercover bust in the door, gun first, badge second and haul your over 18 buddies off for posession of several joints after they overheard them talking passingly about the meth trade. I don't even know how I got out of that one myself. I had like 4 older friends get possesion charges offa that shit, the one dude got jail time cause of how many weed related charges hes had in his life, the next is a felony.[/QUOTE]
They weren't cops, they were unarmed security agent in a uniform.
[QUOTE=Dirtbox;18470165]They weren't cops, they were unarmed security agent in a uniform.[/QUOTE]
I would've beat the shit out of them just for acting like they can do anything about it. Why did you even run from rent-a-cops
I agree with jonas. If ur gonna run, dont run from renta cops. they cant do shit. Run from real cops. They are, as said above, fatasses. We probably could have gotten away, since it was one cop and 6 people. lol
I also don't get why the dude who yelled FTP didn't book, why'd he stick around for a ticket?
[QUOTE=jonashappy;18475199]I also don't get why the dude who yelled FTP didn't book, why'd he stick around for a ticket?[/QUOTE]
This.
Cuz he fuckin thought he wouldnt get a ticket. Lol. Just smoked a bowl with him.
FUCK THE PoLICE
[QUOTE=jonashappy;18474180]Why did you even run from rent-a-cops[/QUOTE]
They call the cops and we were inside a parking so we couldn't hear the cops if they were coming.
Is your friend black? Then he could have said "Fuck tha police comin' straight from the underground, young nigga got it bad cus I'm brown."
if your a nigger, you don't say police, you see poleeeeece
nigga please
[QUOTE=catch33;18516222]Is your friend black? Then he could have said "Fuck tha police comin' straight from the underground, young nigga got it bad cus I'm brown."[/QUOTE]
"And not the other color, so police think
They have the authority, to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I aint the one
For a punk mother fucker wit a badge n a gun
To be beatin on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooarT3cn8_o[/media]
SEARCHIN FOR THE BISCUITS, THINKIN EVERY CHAP IS SELLIN BITS OF CHOCOLATE!
Also, your friend is fucking awesome.
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Cops can't touch this
[QUOTE=Anubis678;18542086]
Cops can't touch this[/QUOTE]
hahahahaha
he'd probably cry if he got slammed against the wall by a cop and he pulled out his tazer before you even know what's going on because you're fucked up, but you thought it was a gun and freaked the fuck out and then the cop has the balls to arrest you. All because you didn't take your hands out of your pockets.
"have you ever been arrested before?"- worst question ever. And people wonder why I hate them.
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holy crap i'm mean
[QUOTE=Luke510;18542244]hahahahaha
he'd probably cry if he got slammed against the wall by a cop and he pulled out his tazer before you even know what's going on because you're fucked up, but you thought it was a gun and freaked the fuck out and then the cop has the balls to arrest you. All because you didn't take your hands out of your pockets.
"have you ever been arrested before?"- worst question ever. And people wonder why I hate them.
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holy crap i'm mean[/QUOTE]
That sounds really shitty :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Anubis678;18542329]That sounds really shitty :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
it's a old chapter, but it was in the school office because the principal was calling me in to ask about some runaway girl. never the less, the faculty was scared shitless, I didn't hear him when he told me to take my hands out of my pockets. He probably just wanted some action.
[QUOTE=Luke510;18542354]it's a old chapter, but it was in the school office because the principal was calling me in to ask about some runaway girl. never the less, the faculty was scared shitless, I didn't hear him when he told me to take my hands out of my pockets. He probably just wanted some action.[/QUOTE]
What were you on?
And yeah, there's a reason we hate cops. "Protectors" my ass.
Any society in which they're the good guys and we're the bad guys is royally fucked up.
ecstasy and weed, maybe a little alcohol. I can pull off being on E pretty good. Was my life back then.
They're a neccesary evil really, but it's really easy to abuse that power.
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