I decided to flex today in the mirror randomly only to find that my right arm has an ungodly ammount more muscle than my left arm. So there I am wondering what the hell untill I realise the culprit, damned activity that all men do, masterbation.
I never expected masterbation to actually do that much but I'm going to warn you all, it's very noticable on my end and it looks stupid I must say so unless you want to end up looking like a charger from L4D then I highly suggest you even out your arm usage or work out your weaker arm, trust me. I'm ashamed at how wimpy my left arm looks now and it's made me self consious, I'm going to keep my arm covered now untill I get this sorted.
What do you people think the best bet would be, properly work out my left arm using weights or just start to jack off using my left arm instead... for another year or so.
Left arm jerking should solve it.
even if you don't wank, your dominate arm is stronger/fit
Fuck left arm jerking. That shit just doesn't feel right.
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The masturbation part probably plays a small part, the biggest reason would be that you use your right hand for about everything (assuming you are right handed).
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22012336]even if you don't wank, your dominate arm is stronger/fit[/QUOTE]
Yeah, this.
Give handjobs to people with ED with your left hand.
My arms are pretty much even which is weird because i fap so incredibly much.
Want to know how much i fap? I'm fapping right now :smug:
I'm right handed but I broke my right arm pretty bad awhile back and ever since then I've been a lefty-wanker.
I fap with both arms so I'm fine. :smug:
It's all about being a switch hitter
Lol thats the same with me, but i Jerk with both hands :smug:
[B]EDITED[/B]: Damnit someone Beat me to it
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22012336]even if you don't wank, your dominate arm is stronger/fit[/QUOTE]
Yeah but the difference scares me being honest, I dont like it. At all.
Pics are in order here?
Good thing I'm ambidextrous.
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Unless your like that you have nothing to worry about, your dominant limb is always stronger.
Post pics.
[QUOTE=Duecez;22012429]Unless you're like that you have nothing to worry about, your dominant limb is always stronger.[/QUOTE]
This.
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I'm right handed and i fap with my left, it just feels better.
[QUOTE=Ryenoru;22012338]Fuck left arm jerking. That shit just doesn't feel right.[/QUOTE]
That could be classified as a pun
Ambidexterity Faps All Around!
you fap with your arm? I use my wrist
[QUOTE=adamater;22012600]you fap with your arm? I use my wrist[/QUOTE]
Go and fap, look at the motions, then come back.
Thread needs an MSPaint picture to be a good GD thread.
[QUOTE=Ryenoru;22012338]Fuck left arm jerking. That shit just doesn't feel right.[/QUOTE]
I'm left handed. Just putting that out there.
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[QUOTE=elitehakor;22012511]I'm right handed and i fap with my left, it just feels better.[/QUOTE]
When you use one hand for some time, it'll form a thin layer of callous so you lose some feeling. The steady muscle movement, firm grip, etc you gain. So when you switch it's obviously going to be different
I jerk with my left because I need my right to operate the mouse.
OP:
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My right arm is overly huge compared to my left.
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You have it backwards Stupideye...
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