going to london for a school trip - General

I'm going to the Eye. what should I expect i paid 2k for this trip so i don't want you guys fucking us when we there

im gonna fuck you in the eye when you're there

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dont dress inappropriate

don't make awful posts like yours so far in this thread

I've never actually been to Europe but my Spanish teacher once told us never to wear blue jeans to Europe because they will know you're an American. She said black jeans were alright though.

[QUOTE=TheRatKing;24580179]I've never actually been to Europe but my Spanish teacher once told us never to wear blue jeans to Europe because they will know you're an American. She said black jeans were alright though.[/QUOTE] black tight leather jeans are alright also

A. Don't Stare at Cockney's B. Don't be the stereotype American, even if your not american xD C. If someone offers you a "Cuppa", accept it or you may get shanked. D. DO NOT bad-mouth anyone E. If you go to visit the Royal Guards don't be stupid around them, people say that they don't fight back but they are guarding the "Queen!", and wont think twice about kicking your ass. Its like going to the President's bodyguards and being a fucktard around them. F. Make sure you don't mention "American Football". G. Don't Fake a British accent, cuz it's annoying especially when Britian has about 50 different accents and calling one of them British is gonna start an arguement. H. If a cockney says to you, Can I use your Dog 'n' Bone, He wants to use your phone. I. Try Black Pudding, It's lush J. Try Marmite Just a few heads up. [editline]04:36AM[/editline] [QUOTE=TheRatKing;24580179]I've never actually been to Europe but my Spanish teacher once told us never to wear blue jeans to Europe because they will know you're an American. She said black jeans were alright though.[/QUOTE] Actually, believe it or not...we have jeans in Europe to... The Socks + Sandals + Hawian T-Shirt with Giant Camera combo is usually what americans where, From personal experience! [editline]04:37AM[/editline] [QUOTE=bazyboy;24580226]black tight leather jeans are alright also[/QUOTE] In Germany or Italy maybe.... In London your gonna get laughed at and probably thrown into the river Thames. a few days later it will be on youtubes xD [editline]04:40AM[/editline] K. Never ! Say Tea 'n' Crumpets! Cuz you'll probably get violated in a frenzy of people looking for said products :D L. PG Tips = FTW ! [editline]04:41AM[/editline] M. "Chuffed to bits" means very happy about something, "oh I am chuffed to bits that we are having some arrogant Tourists visiting us". N. If you bump into a Jordy, for whatever reason, DO NOT laugh at his accent! [editline]04:45AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Meatpuppet;24579862]I'm going to the Eye. what should I expect i paid 2k for this trip so i don't want you guys fucking us when we there[/QUOTE] By "Fucking You" you mean getting ripped off? or being beaten up? Well, Welcome to Blighty Britain, Land Of The Free, And good cups of tea. [editline]04:46AM[/editline] O. Don't call Big Ben names, he'll shit on you [editline]04:48AM[/editline] P. If your in a Pub and your talking to the locals, remember to start the night with a good french joke, no I dont mean in french, I mean about the french. Instantly you will become friends with about 75% of the population of the UK.

Watch out for the CCTV cameras. They're fucking everywhere. Seriously. Some of them have speakers on them so you get an earful from the police if you do stupid shit.

[QUOTE=CapcomX;24580853]Watch out for the CCTV cameras. They're fucking everywhere. Seriously. Some of them have speakers on them so you get an earful from the police if you do stupid shit.[/QUOTE] This is good advice. They can handily follow you from the moment you arrive to the moment you leave.

These Guys Pwn, Look out for 'em [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQR0UD0Gb-U&feature=related[/url] [editline]05:20AM[/editline] or these guys, [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62NKSdymR7Y&feature=related[/url] [editline]05:25AM[/editline] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FokgpNylR_Q&NR=1&feature=fvwp[/url] [editline]05:31AM[/editline] Tell me if this is awesome or not, I think it is xD [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YncN_XdI7hQ&feature=related[/url]

Find a dubstep or grime show or something to that effect that's hella rare in the U.S.

Find Garry.

Come to North London.

Locate garry, rape garry.

wat? no blue jeans? Lmao I am wearing a pair now and I live in Sweden, your teachers smoking something no doubt. But anyway. If you see some guys in a hoodie a cap and a shovel in their hand walk the other way.

Never tell a Jordy to calm down, that just makes everything worse.

[QUOTE=CapcomX;24580853]Watch out for the CCTV cameras. They're fucking everywhere. Seriously. Some of them have speakers on them so you get an earful from the police if you do stupid shit.[/QUOTE] 1984 much?

Don't expect not to que less than an hour for any of the bigger attractions such as Madam Tussaud's.

[QUOTE=Jasun;24584607]Don't expect not to que less than an hour for any of the bigger attractions such as Madam Tussaud's.[/QUOTE] Que?

Ever watch Final Destination?

Expect loads of queueing. Seriously man, if there's one thing we British like to do, it's queue up everywhere.

[QUOTE=Asrue2;24584712]Expect loads of queueing. Seriously man, if there's one thing we British like to do, it's queue up everywhere.[/QUOTE] And moan..

[QUOTE=Asrue2;24584712]Expect loads of queueing. Seriously man, if there's one thing we British like to do, it's queue up everywhere.[/QUOTE] Like to que? Nobody likes to que what is wrong with you

[QUOTE=Asrue2;24584712]Expect loads of queueing. Seriously man, if there's one thing we British like to do, it's queue up everywhere.[/QUOTE] not true at all I don't know anyone one that likes queing

Although Dragon Master gave out a lot of info I don't think much of it is needed. What you do need to know is: 1. People are not going to be polite. People have places to go so they may push you aside or barge right into you. 2. It doesn't matter how you dress in London, you get all sorts of weirdos walking around. 3. No one really speaks cockney anymore so you wouldn't have to worry about understanding that. Unless your near a market. 4. Ignore any beggar/charity collector/CD seller/leaflet holder you meet as it will just waste time. 5. Don't act like an idiot. If you follow these rules you should be Ok. [B]EDIT:[/B] We don't like to que, but we can form a damn good one!

[QUOTE=Asrue2;24584712]Expect loads of queueing. Seriously man, if there's one thing we British like to do, it's queue up everywhere.[/QUOTE] Thats bullshit. I don't know anyone who likes to queue, we just don't mind queueing for something good. And we can form pretty damn good queues too. [editline]10:29AM[/editline] :ninja: [editline]10:30AM[/editline] Oh, and OP, where are you coming to england from?

and of course we all drink tea, have cockney accents and we of course ALL know the Queen. :downs:

I only just realized OP is banned for a week...

[QUOTE=BigWorm;24581641]Find a dubstep or grime show or something to that effect that's hella rare in the U.S.[/QUOTE] Don't say "hella" in the UK, it sounds really stupid.