Blackholes, Wormholes, and things that eat your Shit - General

You know what I mean. You put something down, and then the next minute you return to find that it has disappeared. I honestly believe there is some outside source at work. Such as black-holes, wormholes, or wizardry. SOMETHING. It drives me up the goddamn wall. Have you had anything go missing, and you could have sworn you left it on the table only seconds ago? Discuss, and lets see if our scientific young minds can figure this mystery out.

There is really only one explanation to this... [b]Gnomes![/b]

Wait, tell jokes randomly at night, if you see teeth then you'll know for sure.

Expected an informative thread :( I once knocked a lego rocket on the floor and the top came off and I couldn't find it for ages. A year or two later I found it in the exact same place I had looked many times before (although I was looking for something else at the time). I swear it must have fell through time or something.

Witchcraft.

My shoes appear at different places around the house. For ages we thought it was my dog but for years we never saw him take the shoes... i started to believe it was some supernatural shoe fiend, but one day i caught my dog in the act and he dropped the shoe and ran the opposite direction. Sneaky Pedro.

My stuffed animals move around when im not home... ...

[QUOTE=Sickle;21451529]Wait, tell jokes randomly at night, if you see teeth then you'll know for sure.[/QUOTE] Wow FUCK you almost choked on my pizza while laughing.

When I was very young I had this metal cap gun I used to love, untill one day I lost it. I find it 4 years later at the bottom of the garden half rusted. I know I never put it there, shit was strange.

Oh boo hoo everyone. It's not like your cat's mouth is a wormhole that transports the random shit it eats all the way to it's blackhole anus.

[QUOTE=Rombishead;21451955]When I was very young I had this metal cap gun I used to love, untill one day I lost it. I find it 4 years later at the bottom of the garden half rusted. I know I never put it there, shit was strange.[/QUOTE] I used to have one of those too, but it mysteriously materialised at a friend's house. [editline]09:55PM[/editline] [QUOTE=McNab;21451692]My stuffed animals move around when im not home...[/QUOTE] Mine used to do that too

I thought this was going to be another great informative thread, OP i am dissapoint.

[QUOTE=Mr.2007;21452113]I thought this was going to be another great informative thread, OP i am dissapoint.[/QUOTE] Sorry to disappoint. My parents tell me I am a disappointment as well.

[QUOTE=Asaratha;21451480]It's a 99.9% Chance my cat moves all my crap. He plays with everything.[/QUOTE] This. My cat is an asshat.

Actually all your money you lose magically shows up in my wallet - seriously, I open the wallet and bam 50$ out of nowhere inside once every few weeks!

My theory is that there's something like a "lost and found" dimension, where everything that you lost and couldn't find again ends up.

Goddammit fuck shit i just put my socks right there what the fuck. shit.

I lost one of my shitty little beyblade toys down the side of a bed, looked all over the bottom. Never found it again :saddowns:

Flies eat my shit. I'm a dog. Woof.

[img]http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/wp-content/media/uploads/2009/11/toilet.jpg[/img] This right?

fucking coach coach gnomes stealing shit since beginning of the time pilots, money, parts of cloth, shoes, small metal things, clips everything

i lost a toy car in between a wall space while my house was having an extension, completely dissapeared even though we looked down the wall space multiple times..its probably still there and it'll only be found when the house gets knocked down and somebody will go, oh hey look, a toy car...

[img]http://ready-up.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/gnomes.jpg[/img] Mystery solved.

[QUOTE=xxncxx;21454774][img]http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/wp-content/media/uploads/2009/11/toilet.jpg[/img] This right?[/QUOTE] I don't lose my shit often.

Funny you should mention this. I came back from london about a month ago..the night before leaving for london i put 3 things a pile on a desk in my room so i knew where my most important shit was wallet on bottom ...phone in the middle ..and my Flip HD cam on top right? next morning my fucking flip had gone without trace ..i searched and searched but found fuck all. I was mega pissed as i had promised a very good friend i'd get movies for her..anyway i set off to london 2 days later i return and what do i find staring back at me by my computer? my fucking Flip ..there was noone else in the house while we were away and i was the last one out of the house setting off ..it sure as hell wasn't there when i left needless to say i spent the next 3 hours ruthlessly chainsawing zombies in left for dead to lower my close-to-overloading pissed off-o-meter

Maybe it was the zombies. :ohdear:

Well if a black hole popped up to steal something, it would steal just about everything around it too. and you'd die

This happened to my Game Boy and all of my games.

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;21451553]Witchcraft.[/QUOTE] A witch! burn her!

One day when I was really young I accidentally bounced my super ball over the fence and it rolled all the way down the street and out of sight. Then, about 5 years ago, I was cleaning up crap in our lawn when I found the very same ball in the grass, with a bunch of chunks taken out of it. The moral is that not only do your lost items travel through space, but TIME as well. Also it appears it could be a painful ride.