Tokyo Gore Police - What the Christ.

[:smug:]

[URL]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5506628757664460254&hl=en#[/URL]

[B]The link if you want to watch it. The dubbing is shit, but you get the general idea.[/B]

[QUOTE=CinemaSuicide]In the Tokyo of the future, the police force has been privatized and the armor-clad cops have traded in “to serve and protect” for “to sever and impale” as a policing motto. But even deadlier than the cops are the “engineers,” psychotic genetically mutated killers whose bodies can morph into grotesque weapons. They’re so dangerous that a special team of cops has been created to hunt down and kill engineers. Chief among the hunters is Ruka (Eihi Shiina, best known as the piano-wire-wielding femme fatale in Takashi Miike’s “Audition”), a demure young lass with a penchant for cutting herself with a utility knife and slicing bad guys in half with her samurai sword.

But Ruka herself is being hunted by the Key Man (Itsuji Itao), the mad scientist responsible for creating the engineers. As Key Man’s creations run riot throughout the city, slaughtering prostitutes, gangsters and regular folks with gleeful abandon, Ruka’s investigation leads her to confront dark secrets about her own past—and a realization that she may have more in common with the Key Man and his engineers than with her police brethren.[/QUOTE]

I watched this last night at a friend's house (it was released in 2008), and my reaction was a little more than surprised to say the least. This film is by far the weirdest film I've ever seen, and I guess it actually wasn't that bad, and the special effects are so shit it literally becomes laughable. :v:

Not really any more I can say. Oh yeah, and -

[IMG]http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww26/I_Memo/TANGO2.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww26/I_Memo/TANGO1.png[/IMG]

[B]You know when you've been tangoed.:smug:[/B]

[rav]

Seen it :smug:

[DainBramageStud]

I want to see this.

[Hypothermic]

This movie is terrible. I ended up turning it off after like 45 minutes after that guy got his arm cut off and grew a chainsaw made of organs.

The machine girl is much better.

[img]http://japangeeks.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/jg-machine-girl-1.jpg[/img]

[Dronaroid]

Sounds awesome

[HookJ]

It's pretty terrible but it's also hilarious.

[Joxalot]

Oh, silly Japan

[Emtu]

This movie is a riot, if you think it's terrible you're kinda missing the point of it.

[-TRASE-]

So its a movie!

[Luleychan]

I'm watching this at some point today. I need too.

[trent_roolz]

I love 4:05 where the guy with the chainsaw is VERY clearly being sped up by like 5x.

[leontodd]

I loved this movie, craziest one ever.

[McNab]

:wtc:

Cannibalism = orange chicken with red food dye

:ms:

[Dying potato]

How the fuck did she chainsaw out his eye?

[McNab]

darth vader SF ftw.

[editline]07:14PM[/editline]

6:09 Rocket Jump

[sami-pso]

the end is awesome. She upgraded the slave.

[acon5]

Pretty awesome movie, especially the fake commercials.
But as Hypothermic said, the machine girl was way better.

[V8Firebird]

This movie is so bad that its good. lol

[phobia-_-]

I liked it.

[wonkadonk]

This isn't the weirdest thing Japan has done in the Entertainment Industry, so I hear.

[Cobbart]

I saw bits and bobs of this film.

It is utterly insane.

[Faunts]

More screenshots please.

[kizza55]

Holy fuck that bit right at the start where the dudes head exploded caught me well off guard.

[laserpanda]

Not as good as Suicide Circle.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n0NCqOKY-M[/media]
Tomato train.

[ProboardslolV2]

I'd like to be a police officer, JUST LIKE MY DAD :D

BOOM!!!!!

[editline]07:27PM[/editline]

AHAHA THE DUBBING SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH

But those cops have some bitchin uniforms

[editline]07:28PM[/editline]

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[editline]07:33PM[/editline]

Holy hell chainsaw fight

[s.n.]

[QUOTE=laserpanda;20085163]Not as good as Suicide Circle.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n0NCqOKY-M[/media]
Tomato train.[/QUOTE]

:wtc: X 10

seriously, wtf

japan......is.....sick.....

[editline]02:36PM[/editline]

*slight gagging*

[ProboardslolV2]

Hara kiri is suicide.

Stop the harakiri!!!

[Price_]

:wtc:

[ProboardslolV2]

lol

"WRISTCUTTERS ARE SO CUTE!"

[sami-pso]

[QUOTE=s.n.;20085378]:wtc: X 10

seriously, wtf

japan......is.....sick.....

[editline]02:36PM[/editline]

*slight gagging*[/QUOTE]

never heard of grindhouse before?