Woman tries to drown herself in river, floats instead and is rescued by fishermen - Polidicks

[img]http://www.straitstimes.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_pictrure_780x520_/public/articles/2017/02/27/884f7263jw1fd3vrib8coj20ck07ljrh.jpg?itok=rqPpiiwb[/img] [quote]The woman reportedly tried to drown herself in a river in Guangdong's Zhongshan city on Friday (Feb 24), the Guangzhou Daily reported on Sunday (Feb 26). Fishermen in the area rescued the woman from the water with a bamboo pole, according to a report in Malaysia's Sin Chew Daily. The city's rescue services received a report at 2.58pm that day, and dispatched three emergency vehicles and 15 officers to the scene. She was taken to hospital. Sin Chew Daily quoted an expert as saying that the woman did not sink as her body had "high fat content", and that her clothes helped her to float.[/quote] [url]http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/woman-tries-to-drown-herself-in-china-river-floats-instead-and-is-rescued-by[/url] Wow, even the river can't handle fat people drowning

That river is highly problematic.

I mean, she doesn't look *that* fat from the photos. I'd probably attribute it to her clothes if anything.

Or she didn't exhale and instead her lungs being full of air kept her afloat, could be a combination of that and clothing though really.

Witch !

How badly must you want to die to try and fucking [i]drown[/i] yourself?

[QUOTE=ZakkShock;51888163]How badly must you want to die to try and fucking [I]drown[/I] yourself?[/QUOTE] I don't think it would be that bad with a few choice intoxicants.. If she was going in sober she needed to employ a little more ingenuity than that. A few heavy rocks on her person would've gone a long way, for example.

[QUOTE=ghosevil;51888178]I don't think it would be that bad with a few choice intoxicants.. If she was going in sober she needed to employ a little more ingenuity than that. A few heavy rocks on her person would've gone a long way, for example.[/QUOTE] drowning is incredibly painful and shocking to the body

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;51888250]drowning is incredibly painful and shocking to the body[/QUOTE] She's a big girl [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit" - Big Dumb American))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Dr.C;51888310]She's a big girl[/QUOTE] 4u [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit" - Big Dumb American))[/highlight]

Maybe it is the river? It became so salty after all the environmental pollution the chinese produce.

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;51888250]drowning is incredibly painful and shocking to the body[/QUOTE] Eh... It's hard to really depict it in words, but my experience with a near-death experience when I was younger from drowning could be described as very peaceful. When you start to black out from the loss of oxygen, for the last few moments, it feels as if you are floating, and unable to control anything, and at the end you are beset by what I can only describe as the most intense opiate high in existence. Very tranquil. I have yet to find any narcotic or combination of narcotics which has even brought me close to the feeling of tranquility.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;51890047]Eh... It's hard to really depict it in words, but my experience with a near-death experience when I was younger from drowning could be described as very peaceful. When you start to black out from the loss of oxygen, for the last few moments, it feels as if you are floating, and unable to control anything, and at the end you are beset by what I can only describe as the most intense opiate high in existence. Very tranquil. I have yet to find any narcotic or combination of narcotics which has even brought me close to the feeling of tranquility.[/QUOTE] It is - I was once put in a burn ward of a hospital while recovering from a bad motorcycle accident a few years ago. I think hands down the worst way to go is burning. You feel [I]everything[/I] on the way out and if you somehow are still alive, you'll wish you weren't. I've heard screams that night in that hospital from people who didn't make it through the night, were in intense agony and it will haunt me forever. This is [I]after[/I] being at the site of two terrorist bombings.

[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;51888123]I mean, she doesn't look *that* fat from the photos. I'd probably attribute it to her clothes if anything.[/QUOTE] People tend to naturally float in water. I'm a skinny fuck and I could go skinny dipping and still naturally float with minimal effort.

[QUOTE=ZakkShock;51888163]How badly must you want to die to try and fucking [i]drown[/i] yourself?[/QUOTE] Apparently not enough to turn 180 degrees Thankfully she stayed face-up otherwise she still might've succeeded [editline]2nd March 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;51890047]Eh... It's hard to really depict it in words, but my experience with a near-death experience when I was younger from drowning could be described as very peaceful. When you start to black out from the loss of oxygen, for the last few moments, it feels as if you are floating, and unable to control anything, and at the end you are beset by what I can only describe as the most intense opiate high in existence. Very tranquil. I have yet to find any narcotic or combination of narcotics which has even brought me close to the feeling of tranquility.[/QUOTE] I once fell in my grandma's pond at a very early age, but at some point I managed to get standing on my feet looking up and all I could think about is how pretty the water looked and how nice it was down there before I got pulled up. Can't honestly say I haven't found any narcotics that made me that tranquil, but that's just because I don't use any.