Yesterday, I was going to the local music store to buy a few CDs.
On my way back home, I noticed around [b]three[/b] people in fursuits dancing on one of the sidewalks. Being curious, I went there to see what was going on.
As I walked up to see what they are doing, the purple fursuiter who is possibly a wolf has approached me and attempted to give me a hug. As I have a bad experience with furries on the Internet, I unthinkingly backed him off and shouted "No way!". He seemed a little upset, but I just walked away on my way home.
After 3 minutes of walking, I had this strange feeling of being watched. I looked behind, and noticed that same purple furry following me. Being the fucking pussy I am, I began to run and I finally arrived at my house and locked the door. I looked out of the window, and there was nobody there and I later minded my own business.
Later at 11 PM, I went to bed thinking I would get a good night sleep. After 15 minutes, I almost fell asleep until [b]I heard the vocalization of "murring" out of my window.[/b]
I looked through the window and there was nobody there. I yelled "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" and he replied "A HUG, Murr". I was so fucking terrified, that I called the police. I explained them everything, but the fat cop just laughed and hung up. I looked out of the window again, and everything was quiet again. After 20 minutes, I passed out and fell asleep.
The next morning, I woke up and thought that it was only a dream, until I noticed this fucking piece of paper attached to my window from the other side, saying "YOU SHOULD HAVE HUGGED ME":
[media]http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1209/dsc00155aw.jpg[/media]
I don't know what to do and I'm really worried. I'm even afraid to step outside. What should I do, Facepunch? :ohdear:
[i]tl;dr - I refused a hug from a furry on the street and then he followed me. He creeped me out through the window in my sleep and I called the police but they laughed. The next morning it left me a letter on the window. What should I do?[/i]
[b]Update:[/b] Just a quick update, I'm still a fucking pussy. :saddowns:
I asked my mom a few hours ago for help, but she just laughed and told me that it's just little children wanting to play. :argh: So I called my grandmother to come over (she lives 10 minutes away from my home) and she accepted. :buddy:
Half an hour ago, I saw that fucking fursuiter peeking through the window and I tried to take a photograph, but he just ducked. So I fucking asked my grandmother for help, as she fucking hates furries (she watches CSI). :smug:
She grabbed her purse, went out of the house and chased him. Seeing as most people are afraid of hurting the elderly, he just ran away like a pussy.
I just hope he doesn't come back tonight again. :ohdear:
[b]Update #2:[/b] The furry didn't come back last night, I love my grandma! :buddy:
leave the country and change your name
bare arms
you should have hugged him
now he'll stalk you for the rest of your life
2nd amendement.
Hug him.
.
Wait, how did you find out it was me?
[QUOTE=Anastatius;26348909]Hug him.[/QUOTE]
this is the only way to survive
Aww, you really should have just hugged him. It probably would have saved you trouble. That being said, THAT WOULD TERRIFY ME TO NO END. So I'm really sorry about that. D: You're probably fine now, though. They're not going to hurt you. They're probably just REALLY bored, nothing to do. They're not threatening you. But if they're stalking, isn't that a legit thing the police have to deal with? Maybe try to call again and get someone else on the line.
[QUOTE=DoctorRictofen;26348905]2nd amendement.[/QUOTE]
I'm not an American.
Go to the police station, they will then think you're for real.
Man that's pretty damn weird. Here have a friendly, although I wish we had a "creepy" button.
well you better fucking hug me bitch
This is the best story ever and I hope it is real.
Flamethrowers are the only option. That, or stab him and say it's self defense.
That is fucking scary.
like i would fucking kill that person if this was happening to me.
holy shit i dont want to sleep now
maybe you can buy him a hooker and pay her to hug him
Anyone notice OP's avatar?
Sounds like a generic scary story.
[QUOTE=DONUT KING;26348933][img_thumb]http://www.jacksonvillefirefightercharities.com/Benelli%20M2.jpg[/img_thumb]
Problem, Furfags?[/QUOTE]
Yes. We have sex like crazy if our population drops, so it's better to use beanbag slugs to scare us off instead of killing us.
That's both hilarious and creepy. Depending on your state and what he was doing on your property, you could always bare arms.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zemPLkWdm_I[/media]
They will fuck your shit up
Namely your ass
It's obvious, you should have hugged it.
That's terrifying. :ohdear:
you are fucked
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p07lBCfC2q8[/media]
Familiar plot?
[sp]He refused the pizza and got fucked, you refused a hug, and guess what's happenin'[/sp]
I'm sorry that I think that's kind of funny, but I know that if I were in your situation, I would be scared shitless.
[QUOTE=Wipmuck;26348987]Anyone notice OP's avatar?[/QUOTE]
Curly brace from the freeware metroidvania game Cave Story?
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