The Sandwich Maker! This lunch machine makes a Tasty Treat!

[Apollyphelion]

The machine that puts together a salami and cheese sandwich. Wa la!
Well, there is no way in hell I ate that

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-36iRxm_0I[/media]

subscribe yo!

[SaintBonkers]

Would be cool to set this thing up and have guests, you would be all like ''yeah hold on imma make a sandwich'' and then go one as if nothing happened.

[FacepunchZen]

Brilliant!

An amazing work of Golden-burg Food art!

[Sharker]

I'm kind of disappointed, I was hoping to see an actual machine that made the perfect sandwich, not another one of these silly rube goldberg contraptions.

[Apollyphelion]

Any machine that makes a sandwich would be silly, I just do it in style.

[K3inMitl3id]

It takes me like 10 minutes to make a sandwich. I'd love something like this.

[Apollyphelion]

KMFDM!!!

[s0beit]

Now what are women supposed to do

[K3inMitl3id]

[QUOTE=Apollyphelion;32183381]KMFDM!!![/QUOTE]

Yea they're cool. It ain't got much to do with this thread though. lol

[Apollyphelion]

Anything goes in my machine threads, dems the rules.

[editline]8th September 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=s0beit;32183389]Now what are women supposed to do[/QUOTE]

Write the music for the machine!
A real man makes his woman a sandwich anyway.

[Sharkcheater]

honostly expected a bitch in a kitchen

[Apollyphelion]

[QUOTE=Sharkcheater;32185254]honostly expected a bitch in a kitchen[/QUOTE]

I honestly don't think you know how to spell.
Subscribe to my channel!

[IdiotStorm]

why was I expecting Arthur Dent

[Foogoowoman]

Good old Apollyphelion

He has rube goldberg names

[Fish Poke]

I remember I had a hole named after me once. It was awesome.

[Ninja Duck]

[QUOTE=Apollyphelion;32183339]Any machine that makes a sandwich would be silly[/QUOTE]

Like women.

Ha ha he hur

[editline]8th September 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Apollyphelion;32183381]KMFDM!!![/QUOTE]

Fuck yeah!

[credesniper]

Have you ever considered making a time lapse of you constructing one of these?

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Apollyphelion;32181665]The machine that puts together a salami and cheese sandwich. Wa la![/QUOTE]

Voilà

[i]Voilà[/i]

it's fucking french

[Apollyphelion]

Oh man, you got TROLLED. OR I just like phonetic semantic humor. Or you might be french, which is funny on its own. What do phones have to do with semen anyway?

[BigOwl]

[QUOTE=Apollyphelion;32201381]Oh man, you got TROLLED. OR I just like phonetic semantic humor. Or you might be french, which is funny on its own. What do phones have to do with semen anyway?[/QUOTE]

"You pointed out something I did completely wrong, TROLLED! XD"

[Apollyphelion]

[QUOTE=BigOwl;32208886]"You pointed out something I did completely wrong, TROLLED! XD"[/QUOTE]

I'm crazy for Wa La.

[editline]10th September 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=dvondrake;32209858]World's most inefficient way to make a sandwich. Also the cheese isn't centered.[/QUOTE]

It's kinda like when you get a hamburger at McDonalds and the mustard is UNDER the ketchup. Such savages.