Okay so my moms boyfreind was a personal trainer and I asked him to teach me and my brother boxing. He complied and got his gear. After strapping up he ran my brother through some basics he went a round with him. "kinda funny" I thought. He kept falling on the couch and shit. Then it was my turn. This motherfucker [b]DIDN'T SHOW ME ANY BASICS OF SHIT![/b] we jumped right into the spar. He's darting around and clocking me good. I get him good only once but it barely phases him. Then I start feeling woozy. The bastard keeps on going. THEN I start bleeding and he stops.
At least I didnt give up.
He's in jail now for armed robbery :lol:
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grow some hair on your chest
ok
So, tell us why the fuck you would post this on Facepunch?
Cool story, sis
I decided I wasn't going to reply to this thread because it's so retarded.
[quote=aznz888;17950817]Your Awesome for Holding your own.[/quote] hes fucking professional.
Thanks. He was professional boxer and Brazilian jiu jitsu.
grow some balls on your chest
Maybe he didn't show you the basics, OP, because you were sitting there watching the whole thing.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;17950841]hes fucking professional.[/QUOTE]
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man the fuck up son and take it
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real men don't whine
[QUOTE=mzathemind;17950841]hes fucking professional.[/QUOTE]
No excuse.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;17950794]
He's in jail now for armed robbery :lol:[/QUOTE]
Problem solved.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;17950794]
He's in jail now for armed robbery :lol:[/QUOTE]
That sorta came out of no where.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;17950794]
He's in jail now for armed robbery :lol:[/QUOTE]
how did this happen?
oh lol,
He robbed a mexican supermarket :lol:
[QUOTE=alexk;17950877]how did this happen?
oh lol,[/QUOTE]
I don't know
Maybe he took a weapon and robbed someone?
1. Get gun.
2. Aim gun
3, Shoot.
Problem, solved, your mother will get a new boyfriend. For then, all you have to do is bond together and hide the body.
Robbed what? Your selfesteem? :iceburn:
i hope it hurt
I bet he was teaching you the basics the whole time.
[QUOTE=Grayron;17950959]i hope it hurt[/QUOTE]
Not really. You ever boxed? The wooziness comes from nowhere.
Obviously you were either older and he felt you'd learn something from the experience, or he has a personal grudge against you and not your other brother and just wanted to beat the living shit out of you
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[QUOTE=mzathemind;17951004]Not really. You ever boxed? The wooziness comes from nowhere.[/QUOTE]
then what the fuck you complaining about son
He was told he would be fighting MEN.
Go cry some more little baby.
So there I was right, while I was sparing with this kid, pretty tough but I'm a professional you know.. So I got rid of him. Next I know this other kid was sitting, watching the whole thing! So I called him out, spared with him. I threw some punches, thinking he was a man, but he just took him and didn't even throw one back. Like waoh, I couldn't even stop myself from almost killing this kid he couldn't even man up!
So after that I patted him on the back, I took my car, went to do a bank robbery. Didn't freaking work, I told the police that I needed to get some artificial hair on my step-son's chest before he get's his ass kicked in the real world, and they let me go.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;17951017]Obviously you were either older and he felt you'd learn something from the experience, or he has a personal grudge against you and not your other brother and just wanted to beat the living shit out of you
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then what the fuck you complaining about son[/QUOTE]
I'm 16. And were cool with eachother. We both like the same music (Nas, Wu-tang, Sublime, etc) and We both like fighting. Exept hes proffesional about his. (He likes to punch guys out then literally drag them across the ground)
[QUOTE=mzathemind;17951004]Not really. You ever boxed? The wooziness comes from nowhere.[/QUOTE]
If you have someone who knows how to box and hits their hardest it will fucking hurt like a bitch. Obviously he wasn't hitting as hard as he could or you would have felt it.
[QUOTE=aznz888;17950817]grow some hair on your chest[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Master of Tetra;17950849]grow some balls on your chest[/QUOTE]
Grow a hairy chest on your balls...
[QUOTE=-hibiki-;17951095]Grow a hairy chest on your balls...[/QUOTE]
Post a pic someone.
Luckily it was a no haymaker fight.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;17951151]Post a pic someone.
Luckily it was a no haymaker fight.[/QUOTE]
First you must GROW some hair
[QUOTE=mzathemind;17951151]Post a pic someone.
Luckily it was a no haymaker fight.[/QUOTE]
Then me and you box, pussy. :clint:
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