• I'm going to a luna park with my friends tomorrow, but I'm scared.
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Alright, my friends are going to get on to these kind of machines; [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wywpBv9gqk8[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0iHZiG848U[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnnnEiQy4jM[/media] I want to join them, but I'm scared of those things. How do I overcome this fear? Are there any ways to man up?
Dude the park I went to had something way more frightening then those. Compared to it and those rides together. It made the rides you posted look like pussy rides.
Not being funny, but all 3 of them rides are nothing compared to some of them out there. Just bite the bullet and man up on the day
I really have the urge to test those machines but I'm scared if this will give me a heart attack.
Man up
Wow, that video made me scared just looking at it. :ohdear:
What are you, some kind of infected vagina? It's for entertainment, stop being a puss.
First time I went, I just decided to go on, because if I didn't I would be missing out. It's really not that bad and you get a massive rush from it.
Close your eyes while riding. Makes it feel super trippy.
Just bare in mind that the chances of one of those thing malfunctioning and killing everyone on board are low. [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] But not 0.
[QUOTE=Infected Vagina;26600239] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0iHZiG848U[/media] [/QUOTE] I love this ride, i went on it 11 times, 16 if you count this years. We get it every year for 4-5 days and fireworks, anyway just dare yourself.
Those ones are the highest malfunctioning rides you could find, are you crazy or somthing?
I'm actually afraid of most rides as well, but I decided to just go on the first one/first video. It turned out to be a lot of fun. I've also gone on a ride similar to the last ride/last video which was also a lot of fun. so what I'm trying to say here, is just do it!
Once I was on a ride 100 feet in still air, upside down, with no safety belts, in a cage that looked like it was made out of busted Barbecue grills, with a man that hadn't taken a shower in days. Yeah I was horrified, but I got through it.
I was stuck with craptasket on this ride and we were... Oh nevermind, you'll be fine. The best way to conquer the fear is to just do it. Afterward you will probably want to do it over and over again.
Oh and don't you hate it when you're in like, the Splash Mountain ride in Disney Land CA, and you are on the ride, and you go over the first bump and you're like, 'Oh okay, that wasn't that bad' but then you see the second one and can hear the people screaming and begging for mercy ahead of you and you want to jump out, but then you fly down the hill, utterly exasperated... Then you find the third hill thing, and there are people giving birth out of their anus, it is so high. You see mothers having straight up abortions and the blood spews everywhere to the point where it's in your eyes and you reach the top and the ride locks up, giving you a few seconds to analyze your predicament. You look down the 150m hill at 90 degrees and are about to jump out when they release the catch and you plummet, and the two asian guys lift their hands in front of you, shaping the water so it hits you in both eyes, and your stomach comes out of your mouth. The ride ends with a crash, you are finally safe. You check the photo screen. 'Where the fuck am I?' Your dad turns to you, 'Hiding under the seat' Your 6 year old sister has her hands in the air and you go home to cry and masturbate at the same time. Such is life in mother california.
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[QUOTE=Infected Vagina;26600239]Alright, my friends are going to get on to these kind of machines; I want to join them, but I'm scared of those things. How do I overcome this fear? Are there any ways to man up?[/QUOTE] Ride 1. You wont go anywhere, the sheer momentum holds you in place. Like when you spin a bucket of water. Ride 2. I cant stand those ones, almost fell out of one because the shoulder bars were too big for my child sized shoulders, the only thing that saved me was my hands gripping onto the bars attached the shoulder bars. Even though it had a cage I could have broken my neck on it. Ride 3. Thats nothing.
Just get on them and pretend its nothing. Once you'e on it, you usually don't regret it and end up having a lot of fun.
Our sledgehammer is much cooler [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrTVjbO_H0&feature=related[/MEDIA]
Don't go, stay home all day and browse Facepunch like a winner.
I came expecting Luna Park in sydney :colbert:
You're cute OP :smile:
Fucking man up. 8 year old girls have sat next to me on those types of rides and there were no problems.
Pft. Really? That shit scares you? Fuckin' easy shit mang. Just grow a pair. [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] Now you want something scary, try that spire ride on top of that tower in Vegas on a windy fucking day.
[QUOTE=Fycix;26600334]What are you, some kind of infected vagina? It's for entertainment, stop being a puss.[/QUOTE] Have a Punny rating. In other words, a box.
[img]http://www.americansouthwest.net/nevada/photographs700/stratosphere-tower2.jpg[/img] Shit'll bust your fucking balls. [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=RayDark;26600453]Oh and don't you hate it when you're in like, the Splash Mountain ride in Disney Land CA, and you are on the ride, and you go over the first bump and you're like, 'Oh okay, that wasn't that bad' but then you see the second one and can hear the people screaming and begging for mercy ahead of you and you want to jump out, but then you fly down the hill, utterly exasperated... Then you find the third hill thing, and there are people giving birth out of their anus, it is so high. You see mothers having straight up abortions and the blood spews everywhere to the point where it's in your eyes and you reach the top and the ride locks up, giving you a few seconds to analyze your predicament. You look down the 150m hill at 90 degrees and are about to jump out when they release the catch and you plummet, and the two asian guys lift their hands in front of you, shaping the water so it hits you in both eyes, and your stomach comes out of your mouth. The ride ends with a crash, you are finally safe. You check the photo screen. 'Where the fuck am I?' Your dad turns to you, 'Hiding under the seat' Your 6 year old sister has her hands in the air and you go home to cry and masturbate at the same time. Such is life in mother california.[/QUOTE] I got a year pass to Disneyland and went there damn near every week. Fuckin' pussy rides those. Six Flags is better, got shit like that Batman ride and the Viper. Fucking cash shit mang.
The jupiter one looks pretty cool.
[QUOTE=Murkat;26600380]Close your eyes while riding. Makes it feel super trippy.[/QUOTE] I tried that once. I ended up vomiting so much :argh:
Just go on them. The adrenaline rush will be awesome. I'm scared shitless of roller coasters but the rush makes up for it
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