How to make a PB&J - General

[b]How to make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich[/b] [u]What you will need[/u] [b]Bread[/b] [img]http://www.fantasynascarpreview.com/nascar-blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bread.jpg[/img] [b]Peanut Butter[/b] [img]http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/09/16-22/peanut-butter.jpg[/img] [b]Jelly[/b] [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:9a4LvfS8k_WYWM:https://www.pearcoonline.com/pearco/images/52702129.jpg&t=1[/img] [u]Purpose of making this[/u] Cause you're fucking hungry. Duh. [u]Steps[/u] Take two slices of bread and put peanut on one side and jelly on the other. Put the two slices of bread together. [u]Finished Product[/u] [img]http://mightybishop.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/peanut-butter-jelly-sandwich-lrg.png[/img] So now what? Make your sandwich and eat it. Ok? Don't bother me anymore or I'm calling the internet police. Thanks. :sax: [b][i](c) 2010 [Thanks to Barack Obama for creating this recipe in 1986][/b][/i] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Crap thread" - Jaanus))[/highlight]

PB&J sandwich=Penis butter and jizz sandwich

now I have two slices of bread surrounded by peanut butter and jelly what do

Don't use chunky peanut butter!

Great, another shit thread from you.

It's jam you silly yanks.

[QUOTE=Jake_Steel;24322696]Don't use chunky peanut butter![/QUOTE] This. Makes it so much better.

Great, another PB&J thread which the OP thought was brilliant and unique.

[QUOTE=Jake_Steel;24322696]Don't use chunky peanut butter![/QUOTE] I used creamy! :gonk:

I already did this, silly. Except I took real pictures.

"omg i no wat will be funy a guide on penit butter and jelly xD"

I wish it was still '06. I miss when shit threads with zero content were a bannable offense, not promoted by every damn member :(

eww grape jelly, strawberry is where it's at.

That jelly has high fructose corn syrup in it. The peanut butter has an assload of additives and preservatives. This is a heart attack on bread.

Thanks for the info, I will try it sometime. Sounds really hard since you have to use your utensils. Which I never use because I usually slam my fingers and face into my food to make/eat it.

Screw that crap. I get mine two-in-one [img]http://prescriptionaccess.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/goobergrape.jpg[/img]

crunchy peanut butter, raspberry jam. awesome

that is badass

[QUOTE=Wiggles;24322726]It's jam you silly yanks.[/QUOTE] Jam is different from jelly

Pretty shitty attempt at humor. Maybe next time you can teach us how to put a straw in a juicebox.

I'm getting the impression that this guy is just a joke. His name and his avatar are too stupid to be real.

I like this better: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlHkYRUrJng[/media]

[QUOTE=Death_God;24323035]I like this better: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlHkYRUrJng[/media][/QUOTE] That's retarded

My guide on dishwashing was serious business, this is not.

[QUOTE=Death_God;24323035]I like this better: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlHkYRUrJng[/media][/QUOTE] Oh fuck another Fredfaggot. Another hour for me to lay awake knowing some faggot kid with no editing skills and a webcam can make 50,000k more a year than I do breaking my fucking back all day. This thread just got soooo much better

[QUOTE=Death_God;24323035]I like this better: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlHkYRUrJng[/media][/QUOTE] I CAN TALK LOUD I'M FUNNY /c

[QUOTE=Wiggles;24322726]It's jam you silly yanks.[/QUOTE] Actually jam has bits in, jelly is smooth.

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;24322903]Screw that crap. I get mine two-in-one [img]http://prescriptionaccess.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/goobergrape.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] this

What the fuck doesnt jelly look like this?[img]http://gyazo.com/c51e7f2aec541cad1a684656be2f0e0b.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Wiggles;24322726]It's jam you silly yanks.[/QUOTE] Yeah It didn't go down well when I used actual jelly instead of jam :( DAMN THAT SMALL LANGUAGE DIFFERENCE!!!!