• Robert Jenkins Arrested for Peeing on Steaks at Walmart
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[quote=truecrimereport.com]When heading off to jail, it's best to commit a crime that will provide you with a manly story to tell your fellow inmates, something a little more desperado-like than, say, knee-capping a rival figure skater. Working as a hired gun for the Mafia always sounds good... Armored car heists always have a nice ring to them. And even if you're not quite up to something this ambitious, you can still trot out the old resisting arrest. Unfortunately, Robert T. Jenkins now sits in jail with probably the worst criminal tale ever. He was arrested at a Walmart in Canton, Ohio for peeing on steaks. Yes, you heard that right.[/quote] Source and rest of the story: [url]http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/01/robert_jenkins_arrested_for_pe.php[/url] [IMG]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg39/Johnnsen/infuckingcredible.gif[/IMG]
Gary Busey is a fag.
I was wondering what that odd flavor was in my steak.
[QUOTE=Pedro the Fuzzy;19938316]I was wondering what that odd flavor was in my steak.[/QUOTE] Its all natural.
They probably tasted like shit anyways.
I bet they caught him on a [i]Steak[/i]-out.
He's gonna get pee in his steak now. *SNICKER*
[QUOTE=Cidem;19938368]I bet they caught him on a [I]Steak[/I]-out.[/QUOTE] I'm lol'ing
[QUOTE=Cidem;19938368]I bet they caught him on a [i]Steak[/i]-out.[/QUOTE] It's funny because it's bad.
[QUOTE=Cidem;19938368]I bet they caught him on a [i]Steak[/i]-out.[/QUOTE] terrible
[QUOTE=Wallettheifv3;19938463]terrible[/QUOTE] What's all the beef about? Give him a stea- I mean break...
[QUOTE=Hammertime;19938755]What's all the beef about? Give him a stea- I mean break...[/QUOTE] stop it
[QUOTE=Hammertime;19938755]What's all the [B]beef[/B] about? Give him a stea- I mean break...[/QUOTE] lol!
Ahh, now the beef will grow.
Who the fuck gets steaks from Walmart anyways?
Well, seeing that it's meat from Wal-mart they probably put them all back up anyways. But at least he marinated them.
He might have a bladder infection! He could have put innocent lives at steak!
Which Robert Jenkins is it?
[QUOTE=Wallettheifv3;19938856]stop it[/QUOTE] Don't have a cow, man. :smug:
He probably had a beef with walmart and decided to take it out on some steak
That's why you always get the crime [I]well done[/I]. :smug:
That was a very raw thing to do.
This is a rare incident.
thats an interesting way to marinate steaks
Meat the police, Mr. Jenkins.
This should have been on prime time news
It isn't rare to be caught in the act of such a high-stakes crime [editline]03:32PM[/editline] Porterhouse
He must have been in a pissy mood [editline]04:39PM[/editline] Well done, police!
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You just can't make a good pun out of this one, I'm afraid. Other than trying to make an obscure reference to low chance to not getting caugh and Leeroy Jenkins' low chance of surviving in a raid after a suicide attempt and the fact that this guy's last name is Jenkins.
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