So here's the story, I'm in love with this woman who I met at Gamestop. Only problem, I don't know her name, where she lives, or anything for the matter. Does anyone know where I can find a list of Gamestop employee's in total, or at least in my area? If I have the number [which i do] to that specific store could I ask for someone who works there? Please help, she's the love of my life and you're my only hope..for now.
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You're a freak.
[QUOTE=Talat112;17669970]You're a freak.[/QUOTE]
i know but please help me
[b]Follow these steps:[/b]
Go to Gamestop.
Strike up a conversation with her.
Put on your moves.
Ask her if she'd like to go see a movie.
Date her a few more times.
Boink her.
Win.
[QUOTE=shinobiboy77;17669978]i know but please help me[/QUOTE]
I dont want to be responsible for you raping some lady in her own home.
[QUOTE=shinobiboy77;17669963]I'm in love with
don't know anything[/QUOTE]
lol infatuation
If you don't even know so much as her name how can you love her
Just fallow her home after she gets off of work and swag her to keep in your dungeon. It's pretty simple.
Gross, we get customers like you perving on the girls at the drugstore I work at.
ok well dudes, the last time i saw her at the store was i july of 2008. is there chances that she still works there? because i was thinking on going back there to talk to her
[QUOTE=shinobiboy77;17670023]ok well dudes, the last time i saw her at the store was i july of 2008. is there chances that she still works there? because i was thinking on going back there to talk to her[/QUOTE]
I hope you're trolling.
[QUOTE=shinobiboy77;17670023]ok well dudes, the last time i saw her at the store was i july of 2008. is there chances that she still works there? because i was thinking on going back there to talk to her[/QUOTE]
Chances are you'll just shove a wiimote up her panooch and set it to vibrate.
Gamestop goes through employees like a fat man goes through Nagasaki.
[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;17670055]Gamestop goes through employees like a fat man goes through Nagasaki.[/QUOTE]
Is that china?
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;17670041]panooch[/QUOTE]
Who says panooch anymore
[QUOTE=faolco1;17670064]Who says panooch anymore[/QUOTE]
Awesome people say Panooch.
Biography
Proud 34 year old drug-addict and raging alcoholic. Also a frequent smoker
I hope this along with your posts is fake. What a sad sad man.
[QUOTE=shinobiboy77;17670023]ok well dudes, the last time i saw her at the store was i july of 2008. is there chances that she still works there? because i was thinking on going back there to talk to her[/QUOTE]
have clockz
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;17670076]Awesome people say Panooch.[/QUOTE]
oh k
[QUOTE=shinobiboy77;17670023]ok well dudes, the last time i saw her at the store was i july of 2008. is there chances that she still works there?[/QUOTE]
No. She's with me now, bro. Just step the fuck off, and don't make me have to call the cops.
Why the fuck do you need a list of employees if you dont know her name
this thread is why i love fp :love:
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;17669981][b]Follow these steps:[/b]
Go to Gamestop.
Strike up a conversation with her.
Put on your moves.
Ask her if she'd like to go see a movie.
Date her a few more times.
Boink her.
Win.[/QUOTE]
He'd get to step 3 when she says "I have a boyfriend".
[QUOTE=phill977;17670263]He'd get to step 3 when she says "I have a boyfriend".[/QUOTE]
[B]Follow these steps:
[/B]
Have an abrupt, awkward pause in your conversation
Run away as fast as you can, knocking over the bargain bin on your way out to stop potential pursuers.
Also, Thread music:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3ndy0e--k[/media]
[QUOTE=shinobiboy77;17669963] Please help, she's the love of my life and you're my only hope..for now.[/QUOTE]
Oh my fucking god, sir, you made my day.
Masturbate in a letter then give it to her to show her your love.
[QUOTE=markg06;17670307]Masturbate in a letter then give it to her to show her your love.[/QUOTE]
This plan made the most sense of any I've seen in this thread.
[QUOTE=shinobiboy77;17670023]ok well dudes, the last time i saw her at the store was i july of 2008. is there chances that she still works there? because i was thinking on going back there to talk to her[/QUOTE]
well see if she still works there for starters
[QUOTE=markg06;17670307]Masturbate in a letter then give it to her to show her your love.[/QUOTE]
even better masturbate into an email and send it to her
Hell, just find out where she works and fuck her mailbox.
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