Landover Baptist Forums - "Minecraft is full of evil!" - General

[img]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/logo5.jpg[/img] Now, i'm not exactly sure if this is satire because honestly, no one can be this dumb. It's a purely Catholic/Christian forum, and boners are described as lumps in your pants caused by a heavy wooden cross. For example, let me show you this rant on TF2. [quote=Get behind me, Rant!] hi all first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES [img]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/screenshots/news/ref_tf2splash.jpg[/img] as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days) there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!") they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!! hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god! -baseballmom67[/quote] Ponder on this. Really think about this. While you're processing that let me feed you some more bullshit! [quote=Even more bullshit!] SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! Taste the rainbow, indeed! The homosexual agenda has taken many shapes and sizes, but we have been onto it at every turn of it's quest to recruit our children to the queer lifestyle! This evening while I was expressing a high degree of intense revulsion at my own nakedness in the shower, the Holy Spirit came upon me and told me to write to all of you about the dangers of these nefarious little candies! Right off the bat we can see that these sodomite sweets are attractively decorated with the bright colors of the rainbow, which was long ago adopted as the homo calling card. The term "Original Fruit" is splattered across the top of the packaging, which is homosexual code language for "virgin testicles." There was a 200% increase in Skittles sales when they started using that slogan. At the same time, incidents of homosexuals abducting and raping young Christian boys skyrocketed. Coincidence? I doubt it When we view Skittles closeup, it is obvious that they have been modeled after a) the male buttocks, or b) testicles.[/quote] Let me stop you right there. Notice how they relate the shape of a circle to a butt or a testicle? This forum truly is twisted and has to get their mind out of the gutter! Various people's signatures include pictures as these [img]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/signaturepics/sigpic7_18.gif[/img] [b] this one scares me :( [/b] [img]http://tickers.tickerfactory.com/ezt/d/4;10747;3/st/20150316/e/The+Rapture!/dt/2/k/407d/event.png[/img] Oh, and the forum is extremely sexist. Apparently they have a mens only forum. [i]check out the following links if you want to see some more of this crazy shit[/i] [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266[/url] [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18794[/url] [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52617[/url] [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053[/url] <--- That's right, God created the cucumber just so that you can stick it up your [b]bum![/b] Take a look for yourself!

How can you possibly spend any energy listening to what these crazy people have to say and make a thread about it

Reminded me instantly of these guys [IMG]http://coffeeforclosers.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/westborobaptistchurch.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/lancer02es/WestboroBaptistChurch.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://pdberger.com/images/graham11.jpg[/IMG] EDIT: pope in hell lol thats funny OP's avat--

This is obviously a troll forum.

They're a community of trolls. I've talked with one of them over Steam before. p. funny if you ask me

[QUOTE=Craptasket;25649705]How can you possibly spend any energy listening to what these crazy people have to say and make a thread about it[/QUOTE] Obviously you have blocked your mind to ignore the teachings of Jesus Christ. You shall go to hell you [b]bum[/b] sinner!

This keeps getting posted, it's a satire.

OP has never seen a troll forum.

All candy must be banned because they may look like genitals! It's the work of the devil I say!

They're a parody website......

[QUOTE=BURN DOWN;25649717]They're a community of trolls. I've talked with one of them over Steam before. p. funny if you ask me[/QUOTE] Who are they trolling? And they frequent it a lot apparentally, like [b]bums.[/b]

I'm wondering if this is worse than Westboro Baptist Church... Edit: I suspected a fake from the username 'baseballmom67', who actually calls themselves a soccer mom/baseball mom?

[QUOTE=Ehm;25649744]Who are they trolling? And they frequent it a lot apparentally.[/QUOTE] You, apparently.

[QUOTE=Ehm;25649744]Who are they trolling? And they frequent it a lot apparentally.[/QUOTE] They get loads and loads of hilarious reaction emails from actual Christians, among other things. It's a very small, closed community. If you can somehow get into it, please reveal more about them.

Why are they making religion look bad :(

I can't breathe too funny....

The landover baptists are satirical trolls, they've been around forever.

But I raged at the skittles one because I fucking love skittles

Reminds me of the flat earth forums

this is satire and it's old as shit

I went and sat on a tire after I posted on their forums.

They only hate shrimp because they're jealous of their superior intelligence.

[quote]Does God listen the prayers of Christians who aren't white Americans? No, he doesn't want to listen to non-whites and non-Americans because he considers them dogs[/quote] Obviously troll forum

Wait, in the skittles one "Beat your children" Beat [u]Beat[/u] [b][u]BEAT?????[/b][/u] I'm sorry but I strongly disapprove

Thought it was legit until I actually went to their forum. After reading one post I realized it was a troll forum.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25649865]Why are they making religion look bad :([/QUOTE] When was it good in the first place.

holy fuck how many threads do we need about this fucking site

Now that TF2 post made me chuckle. With the so called "homo" references. You tell me, who's the real dirty minded son of a bitch? The person playing as a heavy and saying "I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!" or "GET BEHIND ME!" thinking, "his bitch ass needs to heal me now!"? Or the brainwashed parent, saying that's a homosexual reference. If you say that the TF2 player is, disagree on this post. If you say that the parent is, agree on this post.

[QUOTE=Pikachu231;25650337]Now that TF2 post made me chuckle. With the so called "homo" references. You tell me, who's the real dirty minded son of a bitch? The person playing as a heavy and saying "I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!" or "GET BEHIND ME!" thinking, "his bitch ass needs to heal me now!"? Or the brainwashed parent, saying that's a homosexual reference. If you say that the TF2 player is, disagree on this post. If you say that the parent is, agree on this post.[/QUOTE] no

i love how atheists just leap on this stuff