• I Had an Ingrown Toenail But the Doctor Cut My Toe Bad
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I was walking down to the local 7-11 to get some Sprite when I noticed something, my left big toe hurt. Bad. I persevered through and got my prize, however my toe was pretty messed up yo. A bit of nail through the skin peeking out to say hello, and quite a bit of blood. Today I visited the friendly neighborhood foot doctor guy. After sticking my toe with EIGHT NEEDLES OF NUMBING LIQUID (four beyond the usual dosage) he stabbed my toe and asked, "you feel anythin?". Nope, felt nothin, interesting when you replace the feeling of a toe with a slab of rock. Should have mainlined some Heroin while I was at it. He tries to put a veil over my foot but I asked to watch expecting him to have some precision. Probably could have gotten better treatment from a hobo with a hacksaw. ------------------------------------------ [quote= Real Doctor Nick] Step One: Make some random incisions on the back of my toe to see if it still hurts Step Two: Take a big plier and poke at it a few times Step Three: Take a god damn EXACTO KNIFE and dig under the nail. Step Five: Continue to pull the nail out of the skin while sticking random q-tips covered in extra numbing agent. Step Six: Literally rip the nail out with special doctory pliers, spurting a substantial amount of blood. [/quote] ----------------------------------------- [b]RESULT[/b] [b]It's now completely numb, has been for the last 6 hours, and is still bleeding. Everywhere. Went through the bandages so I just took em out and put a towel on the carpet. Basically I'm worse off than before although it doesn't hurt. (Though still uncomfortable)[/b] [b]PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN: INCLUDES MY SWOLLEN TOE[/b] [img]http://i43.tinypic.com/ormmmd.jpg[/img]
Gross.
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Thats rather gross, but that sucks, how much has it been bleeding?
yummy
Haha, you went to a doctor to fix an ingrown toenail? You could do that shit yourself
that even hurt me.
Sometimes ingrown toenails can get pretty nasty. I was stubborn about mine, and only decided to go when it stuck through the bottom of my toe. I decided to go after my foot got stomped on in a fight. I cried like a bitch. Healing time took forever, and hurt pretty bad.
Ew should've warned us about the gross picture. Um have you gone to see your gp about the continuous bleeding?
I was enjoying my jelly doughnut quite peacefully before entering this thread.
fail
bro, next time you have an ingrown toenail, just put it in some iced water for like a minute, then dig away at your nail by yourself.
The picture made me tighten my ass muscles in disgust.
Jelly donut? Blehg.....
[QUOTE=SkynrdFan1;21868372]bro, next time you have an ingrown toenail, just put it in some iced water for like a minute, then dig away at your nail by yourself.[/QUOTE] I did this, except ice or anything to numb my toe
Pics or it didn'- ...:geno:
Lucky you; I have infections in the same spot on both of my toes from trying to get rid of ingrown toenails myself. I get to have both of my toenails cut up like that sometime next month.
I'm going to lick it.
[QUOTE=john_frohman;21868458]I'm going to lick it.[/QUOTE] :ohdear:
Picture made me cringe. once my toenail came off completely for no apparent reason. /relevant
Wrap it in toilet paper Jesus Christ.
I was clipping my toenail once and I didn't quite get it clipped all the way so I decided to rip it off. When it reached the edge it continued to rip along the inside of my toenail so I thought "there goes my ingrown toenail!" and tore it off. A week later my toe still hurts if I step in a certain way, and I don't think it fixed my ingrown toenail on that toe.
I had one of these motherfuckers. We tried getting it out, but I had to get surgery on it as well. Wasn't as bad as yours, but yeah it's a bitch. Fun to watch though :v:
I felt that
[QUOTE=King_of_Town;21868546]I was clipping my toenail once and I didn't quite get it clipped all the way so I decided to rip it off. When it reached the edge it continued to rip along the inside of my toenail so I thought "there goes my ingrown toenail!" and tore it off. A week later my toe still hurts if I step in a certain way, and I don't think it fixed my ingrown toenail on that toe.[/QUOTE] Go see a doctor.
Hey guys I have the same thing going on right now, but imagine swelling and infection on both sides of the edges on my big toe nail. :( My toe is big, purple, bloody, and painful.. Any advice on self-treatment?
[QUOTE=ryasnack1;21868636]Hey guys I have the same thing going on right now, but imagine swelling and infection on both sides of the edges on my big toe nail. :( My toe is big, purple, bloody, and painful.. Any advice on self-treatment?[/QUOTE] Is there a big brown scab on your toenail and toe (where they meet on the side?) If Yes: GO SEE A DOCTOR. If No: GO SEE A DOCTOR.
Yes... also "self-treatment" [editline]02:03AM[/editline] I ignore the pain mostly... >.>
[QUOTE=ryasnack1;21868685]Yes... also "self-treatment"[/QUOTE] Go see a doctor. If it's swelled and infected, you're not gonna fix it yourself. Trust me. I've had five of these fuckers.
Ouch. This is why I cut my toenails every... Very frequently. In fact, it's been about a month (Ages) I should do it now.
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