• Dogs: They Are Awesome
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First of all, this is not a thread at how cats suck, not cats allowed. You may ask, Doom Dude, why are dogs so awesome. Well first of all they just are, but they are useful, very useful. Hearing: The frequency range of dog hearing is approximately 40 Hz to 60,000 Hz, which means that dogs can detect sounds far beyond the upper limit of the human auditory spectrum. Eighteen or more muscles can tilt, rotate, raise, or lower a dog's ear. A dog can identify a sound's location much faster than a human can, as well as hear sounds at four times the distance. Smell: The olfactory bulb in dogs is roughly forty times bigger than the olfactory bulb in humans, relative to total brain size, with 125 to 220 million smell-sensitive receptors. The bloodhound exceeds this standard with nearly 300 million receptors.Dogs can discriminate odors at concentrations nearly 100 million times lower than humans can. Heres some wikipasta: [quote]Dogs are pack animals. They understand social structure and obligations, and are capable of interacting with other members of the pack. Adult canines train their young by "correcting" them when they behave in an unacceptable manner (such as biting too hard or eating out of turn) and reward them for acceptable behavior, by playing with them, feeding them, or cleaning them.[/quote] Dogs can be for many things, useful things, apart from the obvious of being a household pet. War Dogs [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Belgian_Shepherd_Malinois_on_top_of_tank.jpg/800px-Belgian_Shepherd_Malinois_on_top_of_tank.jpg[/img] Dogs can be used in warfare as Scouts (finding mines and traps), Trackers (finding hidden snipers and solders (even soldiers underwater)), and Sentries. Search and Rescue Dogs: These dogs can find people trapped in buildings, fires, avalanches, missing persons, even a specific person if given their scent. Ignore music, please. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CMEiFzaVqQ&feature=related[/media] Police Dogs: [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/BelgianMalinoisasK9unit.jpg[/img] These dogs can chase and hold suspects, find missing persons or objects. A growing number of forces outfit dogs with bulletproof vests (and some even go so far as to make the dogs sworn officers, with their own police badges and IDs). [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc5P8n3LRak[/url] - Tags don't work, WATCH THIS! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwHQbvyx5c&feature=related[/media] Detection Dogs: [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Washington_DC_Security_Search.JPG[/img] These dogs sniff out drugs, illegal substances, firearms and other objects. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7cJYIZ1YSc[/media] Hearding Dog: [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Dylan_Small_Web_view.jpg[/img] A herding dog, also known as a stock dog, is a type of pastoral dog that either has been trained in herding or belongs to breeds developed for herding. Their ability to be trained to act on the sound of a whistle or word of command is renowned throughout the world. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2IjHgoahJU[/media] Other Dogs! [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/Africanis.jpg[/img] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/American_Bulldog_600.jpg[/img] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/American_Pit_Bull_Terrier_-_Seated.jpg[/img] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/European_Dobermann.jpg[/img] Doggles fuck yes! [img]http://lycantoughk9.com/myfiles/doggles(1).jpg[/img] [img]http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/doggles.jpg[/img] I will add more soon
doggles?
Dogs > Cats
I love these; [img]http://www.pink-world.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/pug9.jpg[/img] :3: But I don't have one. :frown:
Dogs are okay, except those chihuawhatever, small bastards that barks at everything. Makes me wanna kick them like a football.
A cat is fine too.
Dogs are better because they aren't self centred like cats are.
I've never had a dog, but they sure seem pretty awesome. I'll probably consider having one as a pet someday. At least they're a lot more social than cats.
[QUOTE=Xyrec;16714447]I love these; [img]http://www.pink-world.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/pug9.jpg[/img] :3: But I don't have one. :frown:[/QUOTE] ugh pugs my friend had one who went blind and grew hair on its eyeballs plus they look like they ran into a wall fullspeed
I love dogs too. I have two collies. [IMG]http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww156/McMissile/Pets/IMG_1152.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww156/McMissile/Pets/IMG_1169.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww156/McMissile/Pets/IMG_1159.jpg[/IMG] [img]http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww156/McMissile/Pets/IMG_0767.jpg[/img] Her legs are not broken in the second picture. She sits that way. :D
I have two dogs. The older is cool, he always kinda "apologises" when he accidentally bites or something
i love tight dog anus
[QUOTE=LewisDaCool3;16714611]i love tight dog anus[/QUOTE] uh
Dogs CAN be awesome, some are annoying or just not "cool" in any sense.
I have a brindle boxer :D I want a pug
I like normal dogs. But i fucking hate small ones. They are so fucking dumb.
I can see this turning furry :Dawkins102: i have two dogs both small my older one died Muttley(dead) Kola Febi
Anyone else noticed how dogs hate it if you ninja sneak up to them. They think you're going to kill them and they get really angry. It's really funny.
i have birds
I've had 4 dogs in my lifetime, two have passed, and I currently have two Labradors.
[QUOTE=LewisDaCool3;16714611]i love tight dog anus[/QUOTE] Interesting.
I like dogs. I like cats.
dogs are the best. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16715258&rating=12[/img] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16713903&rating=3[/img] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16714360&rating=1[/img] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16714728&rating=1[/img] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16715149&rating=1[/img] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16715048&rating=3[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/cool_dog_fear_and_loathing.jpg[/img] sup
I used to have a Collie/Shepherd mix but she died about 6 years ago. Me and my dad have always wanted a German Shepherd, but my mom doesn't want a dog.
Awww, They just wanna play. [media]http://www.cupofdog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/vick-dogfighting.jpg[/media] Arent they cute? :3: [media]http://myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/worlds-ugliest-dog.jpg[/media] [media]http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/twoladz/ugly_dog.jpg[/media]
I want a husky those dogs are awesome. [URL=http://img187.imageshack.us/i/siberianhusky.jpg/][IMG]http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3422/siberianhusky.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[QUOTE=McMissile;16714589]Her legs are not broken in the second picture. She sits that way. :D[/QUOTE] Mine sits like that too. :3:
I love dogs too, i have a saint bernard, only one year old and alredy weights 70kg :3: [img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6392/rozzo.png[/img]
Fuck I hate pets.
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