Romney: "I am a big fan of vagina" - Polidicks

[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/15/mitt-romney-vagina-papaya_n_1784447.html[/url] [quote]What's so funny about papayas? That's probably what presidential candidate Mitt Romney was asking himself as he finished up an interview with Miami's Radio Mambí on Monday, a station mainly targeted at Cuban exiles. According to Mediaite.com, in light of the governor's imminent campaign stop at convicted cocaine trafficker Reinaldo Bermudez' El Palacio de los Jugos (The Palace of Juices), host Carlos Santana asked Romney, “They’re waiting for you with a mamey and a guayaba — Cuban fruits — here in Miami, do you like those?” “I am a big fan of mango, papaya, and guava,” Romney answered. Well of course he's a fan of papaya, it is a superfruit after all. Santana, stifling his laughter, added. “There are mangos there too.” Great, but will there be papayas there? Oops. Turns out, context is everything. The reason the host giggled when hearing Romney's response was because for many Cubans, "papaya" is slang for "vagina." Well that was awkward... but it was an inadvertent faux pas, nowhere in the same league as Romney's true gaffe in in March 2007, when he was moving ahead with his 2008 run at the presidency. "Hugo Chavez has tried to steal an inspiring phrase — 'Patria o muerte, venceremos.' It does not belong to him. It belongs to a free Cuba," Romney said. Well actually the phrase belongs to Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. Unfortunately for Romney -- and according to TIME magazine -- it was directed at a "fiercely anti-Castro Latino Republican gathered for the Miami-Dade Lincoln Day Dinner." Check out the audio of the interview with Radio Mambí below: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdtCoijiAq0[/media][/quote]

Can't blame Romney for this one, anyone could've made it.

What does "dick" mean in Spanish?

he's a big fan of vagina yet he wants to regulate it?

[QUOTE=thisispain;37285152]he's a big fan of vagina yet he wants to regulate it?[/QUOTE] vagina tax

[QUOTE=Bobie;37285156]vagina tax[/QUOTE] New meaning to "I'd sleep with you but I can't afford it"

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;37285182]New meaning to "I'd sleep with you but I can't afford it"[/QUOTE] i've never heard anyone say that do you pick up prostitutes often or

[QUOTE=thisispain;37285186]i've never heard anyone say that do you pick up prostitutes often or[/QUOTE] Where did you even- What? Yes, I was referring to prostitution, but are you just really hurtin for insults this morning or something?

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;37285286]Where did you even- What? Yes, I was referring to prostitution, but are you just really hurtin for insults this morning or something?[/QUOTE] no i was just curious i mean it's just interesting that it came to your mind when you read this thread but whatever

this "news" is pointless. we may as well say that "policy" is slang for ballsack and it would be the same.

Remember guys, votes don't equal competence :)

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;37285148]What does "dick" mean in Spanish?[/QUOTE] it means dick :downs:

[QUOTE=thisispain;37285321]no i was just curious i mean it's just interesting that it came to your mind when you read this thread but whatever[/QUOTE] Tax > money -V ----->sex for money > related to tax > implying now that sex with anyone now costs money due to tax Vagina > sex -^

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;37285429]Tax > money -V ----->sex for money > related to tax > implying now that sex with anyone now costs money due to tax Vagina > sex -^[/QUOTE] of course i understand would a vagina tax influence your decision in picking up a prostitute? it's economic questions like these that the american people need to ask.

[QUOTE=thisispain;37285448]of course i understand would a vagina tax influence your decision in picking up a prostitute? it's economic questions like these that the american people need to ask.[/QUOTE] The point of the joke is that a vagina tax implies that sex with anyone (wife, girlfriend, that girl next door) with a vagina now costs money. But whatever.

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;37285148]What does "dick" mean in Spanish?[/QUOTE] polla pene

Sounds like that joke from elementary school when somebody asks if you like tacos or burritos. How the hell is this news?

[QUOTE=KnowProblem;37285786]Sounds like that joke from elementary school when somebody asks if you like tacos or burritos. How the hell is this news?[/QUOTE] because all humans have an intrinsic knowledge of cuban slang therefore this is proof that romney is a reptillian, after all

HuffPo is grasping at straws. How will they survive to November?

I too am a fan of papayas. Obviously, Romney is the right candidate for me.

I too appreciate a fine mango, as well as nice, juicy, puffy papaya. Mmm.

[QUOTE=Ridge;37286860]HuffPo is grasping at straws. How will they survive to November?[/QUOTE] Same way Fox News does.

ok Romney says a lot of stupid stuff for real, there's no reason to stretch dumb shit like thi- oh wait huffington post

I LOVE FRUIT! VOTE FOR ME!

[QUOTE=KnowProblem;37285786]Sounds like that joke from elementary school when somebody asks if you like tacos or burritos. How the hell is this news?[/QUOTE] I like burritos

Romney's getting my vote, then.

Bend over and take it in the Papaya bitch!

bookmarking this thread so that whenever I get upset I can come here and find out that everyone loves me.

Well now we know who one of his voters will defiantly be [img]http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/c/c3/Chris_chan_looking_up.jpg[/img] [sp]That was an easy joke[/sp]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;37288748]Well now we know who one of his voters will defiantly be [img]http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/c/c3/Chris_chan_looking_up.jpg[/img] [sp]That was an easy joke[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]It was also a bad one[/sp]