In seven years, I've played monsters, terrorists, tyrants, racists, racial stereotypes, and at one point; Rod Blagojevich. Not a single one made me feel like an utterly despicable piece of filth when I was finished, then I read what was clearly a love letter written by Jersey Shore's 'Situation,' and despite every ounce of my being telling me not to do it, despite how utterly dirty I felt reading this...
[url]http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/532267[/url]
Needless to say, if you can listen to more than half a minute, I salute thee.
i wasnt going to click on this thread, but then i saw the (ever) at the end of the thread title and i couldnt resist!!!!
Wow....I'm inspired, this is some new age Shakespeare shit....but seriously, I wonder what the recipients face was like upon reading this.
Holy shit that ending
the letter is pretty boring. whoever wrote is is trying too hard.
[QUOTE=BowedYapper;40374639]Wow....I'm inspired, this is some new age Shakespeare shit....but seriously, I wonder what the recipients face was like upon reading this.
Holy shit that ending[/QUOTE]
I could be wrong, but I would imagine, probably something like this:
[IMG]http://piedtype.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/breakingbad_hector.jpg?w=700[/IMG]
[QUOTE]the letter is pretty boring. whoever wrote is is trying too hard.[/QUOTE]
One can only hope.
When I did the "Worst Burrito Ever" read, I got pm's on newgrounds for a few paid and quick gigs. Two days after uploading the "Worst Love Letter Ever," and this is what I find in my inbox:
[QUOTE]asscunt how coud u think what u sent girlfriend was romantic that was disgutsing vile and i hope ur dick melts fuck u[/QUOTE]
Be that as it may:
[QUOTE][video=youtube;Sv4Gui9hKCM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv4Gui9hKCM[/video][/QUOTE]
The narrator's voice makes this a lot more tolerable. It's almost as good as Roy Kelly (that is his name, right?).
Are you kidding, this is awesome. I'd drop my panties for the dude.
[editline]24th April 2013[/editline]
oh wait it got terrifying
[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;40397246]Are you kidding, this is awesome. I'd drop my panties for the dude.
[editline]24th April 2013[/editline]
oh wait it got terrifying[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Yeah it does that.
lmao
although extremely vulgar, i found it charming in a way
not as bad as you make it seem
[QUOTE=Rediscover;40407128]lmao
although extremely vulgar, i found it charming in a way[/QUOTE]
Then you have a much more open mind than I, it seems.
[quote]You were all like ''oh oh fuck me'' and I was all like ''Yeaaaaahh''. That shit was dope.''[/quote]
I was into that part more than most of the script because for whatever reason, i kept trying to imagine how it would sound if it came out of Patrick Stewart's mouth.
...That and the "nut splatters" part.
The equalizer makes this letter all the more rocking.
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