Police: Teacher finds 5-year-old chewing on condom on Florida playground - Polidicks

[url]http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/02/13/police-teacher-finds-5-year-old-chewing-on-condom-on-florida-playground.html[/url] [QUOTE]Police said kindergarten students were playing outside when a teacher noticed the boy chewing on the condom. The condom was immediately removed from the boy’s mouth and the boy’s mother was notified, police said. The boy was taken to the hospital as a precaution.[/QUOTE] :ohno:

:scream:

Aids

The kid was just testing the durability. He knew what he was doing.

[B]Oh, God. It was a [U]used[/U] condom.[/B] Some where in the back of my mind, I was hoping, [I]hoping[/I] that it would at least just have been accidently dropped with it still in the wrapper.

How much do you want to bet some teenager in this town just checked the news and is shitting his pants right now?

Oh god :vomit:

Blargh!! :vomit: I hope that whoever was the owner of the condom didn't have an STD.

There's probably a high school nearby or something. There was a playground behind a church night across the street from my old high school and I knew of a bunch of kids who got high there every day. I wouldn't doubt for a second that they also probably fucked there too, considering no place is sacred to horny high schoolers. I remember there was this dumb couple who got caught having a blowjob right outsides their fucking class. Not to mention there was used condoms literally [i]everywhere[/i] on campus. Any slightly hidden crevice and passageway was littered with them.

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;51817215]There's probably a high school nearby or something. There was a playground behind a church night across the street from my old high school and I knew of a bunch of kids who got high there every day. I wouldn't doubt for a second that they also probably fucked there too, considering no place is sacred to horny high schoolers. I remember there was this dumb couple who got caught having a blowjob right outsides their fucking class. Not to mention there was used condoms literally [i]everywhere[/i] on campus. Any slightly hidden crevice and passageway was littered with them.[/QUOTE] I remember a time after finals one year, two people got caught in the janitors closet doing the game. And a guy i knew apparently got caught in the auditorium. Fun times.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;51817218]I remember a time after finals one year, two people got caught in the janitors closet doing the game. And a guy i knew apparently got caught in the auditorium. Fun times.[/QUOTE] I was in charge of a lot of things my senior year of high school, and one was one of the greenhouses we had on campus. One day I was just checking things out as I usually did, and I found a couple in there fucking. They even had a mat and a bunch of other shit laid out under and near them too, like they prepped out a fucking picnic for that morning. Shit was surreal. I've done some real weird shit myself, but man, high school always took the fuckin' cake. God bless :v:

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;51817234]I was in charge of a lot of things my senior year of high school, and one was one of the greenhouses we had on campus. One day I was just checking things out as I usually did, and I found a couple in there fucking. They even had a mat and a bunch of other shit laid out under and near them too, like they prepped out a fucking picnic for that morning. Shit was surreal. I've done some real weird shit myself, but man, high school always took the fuckin' cake. God bless :v:[/QUOTE] Highschool was bizarre. One guy i knew jerked onto his face trying to grow a beard.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;51817257] One guy i knew jerked onto his face trying to grow a beard.[/QUOTE] :what:

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;51817294]:what:[/QUOTE] High school is a magical place. I knew a kid who refused to date "3D women" because he'd get AIDS :v: [editline]13th February 2017[/editline] One of my friends was also notorious for masturbating 12 times a day in the school restrooms. He was like 6 foot 5 so it was super obvious too.

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;51817304]High school is a magical place. I knew a kid who refused to date "3D women" because he'd get AIDS :v: [editline]13th February 2017[/editline] One of my friends was also notorious for masturbating 12 times a day in the school restrooms. He was like 6 foot 5 so it was super obvious too.[/QUOTE] Jesus his dick would look like hamburger meat after all that. On topic, this is disgusting. I feel bad for that poor kid. Even worse when someone explains this to him when he's older.

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;51817304]High school is a magical place. I knew a kid who refused to date "3D women" because he'd get AIDS :v: [editline]13th February 2017[/editline] One of my friends was also notorious for masturbating 12 times a day in the school restrooms. He was like 6 foot 5 so it was super obvious too.[/QUOTE] Are you telling me your friend jerked off 2,000 times a school year?

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;51817304]High school is a magical place. I knew a kid who refused to date "3D women" because he'd get AIDS :v: [editline]13th February 2017[/editline] One of my friends was also notorious for masturbating 12 times a day in the school restrooms. He was like 6 foot 5 so it was super obvious too.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=AaronM202;51817257]Highschool was bizarre. One guy i knew jerked onto his face trying to grow a beard.[/QUOTE] Wow, this fits that thread so much [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1549950[/url]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;51817357]Are you telling me your friend jerked off 2,000 times a school year?[/QUOTE] Yes, and I don't doubt for a second he did it. He told horror stories about 'running out' in such detail I dared not question him further. I've only felt that pain once in my life and I'd rather not ever again :v: [editline]13th February 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;51817373]Wow, this fits that thread so much [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1549950[/url][/QUOTE] I honestly think that anyone who's left their house for more than ten seconds in their life has stories like these too. Human beings are fucking weird, man. Especially high schoolers.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;51817218]I remember a time after finals one year, two people got caught in the janitors closet doing the game. And a guy i knew apparently got caught in the auditorium. Fun times.[/QUOTE] Hah! I did it in the auditorium (among other school-related places) and never got caught. Amateurs.

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;51817304] I knew a kid who refused to date "3D women" because he'd get AIDS :v: [/QUOTE] That sounds like a good way to rationalize one's impending wizardry.

[quote]“It’s pretty clear that someone was likely having sex there or near there, or (it’s) a possible prostitution issue,”[/quote] [quote]"School security this wasn’t the first time similar objects were found on the playground."[/quote] :why: I thought I couldn't have heard worse but here we are [QUOTE=ForgottenKane;51817384]Yes, and I don't doubt for a second he did it. He told horror stories about 'running out' in such detail I dared not question him further. I've only felt that pain once in my life and I'd rather not ever again :v: [/QUOTE] What do you mean "running out" from wanking? That can happen?

[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;51817544]:why: I thought I couldn't have heard worse but here we are What do you mean "running out" from wanking? That can happen?[/QUOTE] Yeah, you can overdo it and blood comes out. I did that once when I just discovered jerking off and wanted to see how many times I could do it in a row.

Link is 404-ed. I guess it was fake?

[QUOTE=Dr. Doughnut;51817584]Yeah, you can overdo it and blood comes out. I did that once when I just discovered jerking off and wanted to see how many times I could do it in a row.[/QUOTE] Wait, blood? Jesus Christ it was just painful for me that time, but you can [i]ejaculate blood[/i]? [img]http://i.imgur.com/6z4asQx.gif[/img]

Kid could have watched the coneheads.

People who leave used condoms around the ground are subhuman.

The situation in my mind when I saw the title: Kid sneaks into parents room, finds unused condom labeled "bubble gum flavored" and takes it for chewing later. When discovered later, everyone has a good awkward laugh. The actual situation: :nope:

[QUOTE=Gary D;51817593]Link is 404-ed. I guess it was fake?[/QUOTE] It's not 404'd

[QUOTE=agentfazexx;51817851]It's not 404'd[/QUOTE] Yes it is. [t]http://i.imgur.com/O9yk9Vd.png[/t] (Clicking the link under takes to the same 404 page)

No it's not. [T]http://i.imgur.com/LIUQr7F.png[/T]