I wrote a crappy poem that some FPer turned into a song
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In grade 8, I wrote a shitty poem for some assignment, And I didn't give a shit.
I found the poem, laughed silly, and some random FPEr to a song, I shit bricks and laughed my ass silly.
Trogdon I fucking love you to fucking bits
Beep! Beep! I wake up in the morning at quarter to four,
Rawr! Scratch! That sound... Oh no! The undead are at my door!
Schreech! The window pops open with a bit of strength,
Growl...the zombies are in my room. At arms length!
Ahhhh! Jump out my window, and hit the ground with a thud!
RoooAR! More zombies are coming! They can smell my blood!
Huff!Puff! I sprint away, I need to get away fast.
Huff puff... I hope these breaths wont be my last.
Ding Dong! I ring my neighbours bell.
Creaaak.... He opens the door... he's a zombie, how swell.
Click!Click! BANG! I hear a gun, I'm not alone!
Click!! Click! I run away, escaping his moan.
Eek! Oh no! I was to late!
I left the poor man to his fate!
But since he's dead, Im sure he wont mind,
I'll take the gun, and kick some zombie behind.
Click! Click! Bang! Bang! This apocalypse is better with a gun.
Click. Click. In fact im even thinking im having a little fun.
The zombie hits the ground, making a splatter!
But over the distance, I hear radio chatter.
Sprint up the hill, it's quite a hike,
I hear a voice yell, WE Are oscar Mike!
Beep! Beep! Beep! The armies, here, in a jeep.
Ratatatat! The gun mows down zombies, they fall to a heap.
GO GO GO GOGO the sarge lets out a roar.
Go go go ! Delta two one four!
Thanks a lot army, i was nearly dissected.
Huh? Put the gun down.
Im not infected!
[url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/zombie_song.mp3[/url]
Tik Tok is so remix exploitable.
I've seen like 6 funny remix's
nobody cares take this to creationism corner you autistic faggot
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Props to TROGDON FOR THE SONG
[url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/zombie_song.mp3[/url]
[editline]10:56PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dougus;23911540]nobody cares take this to creationism corner you autistic faggot[/QUOTE]
Okay bro, can a mod move this thread?
That's Doug.
He'll soon be banned.
However, yeah this probably should have been placed in CC, and a mod will see and move it eventually.
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;23911575]That's Doug.
He'll soon be banned.
However, yeah this probably should have been placed in CC, and a mod will see and move it eventually.[/QUOTE]
Okay. I just had to post this, I cannot stop laughing that someone made a song after I posted this in a thread.
Honestly, I'm laughing myself silly
[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;23911544]Props to TROGDON FOR THE SONG
[url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/zombie_song.mp3[/url]
[editline]10:56PM[/editline]
Okay bro, can a mod move this thread?[/QUOTE]
nah but you can get the fuck up out of facepunch forever shitlord
[QUOTE=Dougus;23911600]nah but you can get the fuck up out of facepunch forever shitlord[/QUOTE]
No need to be rude dude, just posting a funny experience of mine.
[QUOTE=Dougus;23911600]nah but you can get the fuck up out of facepunch forever shitlord[/QUOTE]
Doug, or Doug troll, shut up.
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[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;23911612]No need to be rude dude, just posting a funny experience of mine.[/QUOTE]
don't worry, he is just some arrogant troll who uses his life to bother people on an internet forum.
[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;23911612]No need to be rude dude, just posting a funny experience of mine.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;23911575]That's Doug.
He'll soon be banned.
However, yeah this probably should have been placed in CC, and a mod will see and move it eventually.[/QUOTE]
Doug is a troll, who is Ban on Sight, as in, a mod see's him posting, he gets banned.
Feel free to ignore him.
guys i know this is a thing that only i would find funny but maybe you would too here ya go
[img]http://saladandchips.com/salad.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Dougus;23911705]-snip porn-
We'll then. this will end soon.
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[QUOTE=geek_loser;23911744][/QUOTE]
very good post, i like how you don't know how to quote
-Snip-
Finally that troll got perma'd. Would a mod snip that picture? :ohdear:
By the way quality song :v: I laughed .
[QUOTE=ZuXer;23911938]Finally that troll got perma'd. Would a mod snip that picture? :ohdear:
By the way quality song :v: I laughed .[/QUOTE]
The fact a mod banned him and didn't snip the image pisses me off.
I came in here expecting for it to be removed since he was banned. But, looky here! Its still shitting on an already shitty thread. Oh dear double negatives.
I've seen a few threads where mods haven't snipped shock images, like goatse.. I don't know why they don't.
[editline]05:24PM[/editline]
I saw Daijistu snip something just the other day.
Here ya go!
[url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Zombie_song_vol2.mp3[/url]
Added you some lead guitar.
[QUOTE=TheDiddler;23915093]Here ya go!
[url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Zombie_song_vol2.mp3[/url]
Added you some lead guitar.[/QUOTE]
ya off key overly reverbed guitar
much better!
[QUOTE=Dougus;23911540]nobody cares take this to creationism corner you autistic faggot
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I have autism you fucking son of a bitch.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;23921713]I have autism you fucking son of a bitch.[/QUOTE]
why would you admit to a forum full of people that you are mentally retarded?
[QUOTE=LesterPMurdoch;23921787]why would you admit to a forum full of people that you are mentally retarded?[/QUOTE]
Why are you such a dick? Did garry do something that you didn't like? What the fuck is wrong with you?
[QUOTE=Trogdon;23919236]ya off key overly reverbed guitar
much better![/QUOTE]
It's only off key most off the time.
when you posted that in the "new book thread" I thought you had just written at that moment in like 5 minutes, I didn't realize it was an actual assignment. Damn, did you get an F?
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;23911575]That's Doug.
He'll soon be banned.
However, yeah this probably should have been placed in CC, and a mod will see and move it eventually.[/QUOTE]
Such a very amazing link!
Thanks you for the post.
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[QUOTE=donnaj8887;23933854]Such a very amazing link!
Thanks you for the post.
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Hey. Nice sig.
pretty freckin awesome:banjo:
This thread has gone to shit and spam faster than any other i've seen.
but yeah this is a good song. In fact, i'll probably record my own version later.
Quite a nice song. The creator can play some mean guitar :buddy:
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