• I almost died today.
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I nearly died today. I was going for a hike through my local woods, and I tripped on a log, took a 15-20 foot drop into a creek bed, and a stick or something punctured my chest, nearly going into my heart, I mean it's literally exactly where my heart is. It didn't really hurt, nor did it bleed at first. But after about 30 seconds there was blood everywhere. I quickly made my way to civilization and was rushed to the hospital. I had to get 6 stitches. The worst part were the needles, she stuck me atleast 3 times with 2 different needles, very painful needles, oh, the needles hurt so bad, plus I hate needles. I was kind of panicking, but the one thing that calmed me down was thinking of the woman I love. I really wish she was there by my side at the hospital. I never really realized how much I truly wanted to live, until I almost died. The doctor who stitched me up said that it could have been worse, and I very well could have died.
She's going to dump you.
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This is why I never leave my house.
Did you die on the map?
wow sounds so true
If you're cool like Jesus, you can respawn in 3 days. No big deal.
[QUOTE=NotSo1337;24831096]Did you die on the map?[/QUOTE] No, but I couldn't find a "near death experiences" button.
Thats sucks
Sharp sticks can't do anything right nowadays.
Okay I do feel kind of sorry for you but what the hell does a map have to do with death?
Did you die? Jokes aside, thank god you did not die. I love you man.
Wow! It sounds like you had a...... [I]heart pounding experience xD[/I]
Retarded facepunchers being dicks at people who almost died. I am happy that you are still alive, OP.
[quote=xxsetshotxx;24831135]sharp sticks can't do anything right nowadays.[/quote]
[QUOTE=gerbile5;24831182]Wow! It sounds like you had a...... [I]heart pounding experience[/I][/QUOTE] Hey, thats funny [QUOTE=gerbile5;24831182][I]xD[/I][/QUOTE] Nevermind
[QUOTE=onforty;24831188]Retarded facepunchers being dicks at people who almost died. I am happy that you are still alive, OP.[/QUOTE] wow are you new to the internet or what [editline]06:42PM[/editline] [QUOTE=JoeyZ;24831202]Hey, thats funny Nevermind[/QUOTE] :xd: XDXDXD
You're actually dead right now this is hell
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;24831249]You're actually dead right now this is hell[/QUOTE]
OP is lying without realising it. He died on the map and respawned and nearly repeated his mistakes.
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;24831249]You're actually dead right now this is hell[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;24831249]You're actually dead right now this is hell[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;24831202]Hey, thats funny Nevermind[/QUOTE] He is my troll friend.
I was [I]frozen today![/I]
Good thing you're still with us :buddy: [editline]01:47AM[/editline] [i]or are you...[/i]
-snip-
[QUOTE=Haxxer;24831310]I was [I]frozen today![/I][/QUOTE] Informative
Would have been cooler if you had lupus or something and Hugh Laurie came in to fix you
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;24831249]You're actually dead right now this is hell[/QUOTE] Your avatar tells me so
[QUOTE=iwannabetheguy;24831325]-snip-[/QUOTE] I'm sorry but did you just post -snip- to be cool?
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