Talia & Jesse: A Pizza Advice (Cox n' Crendor animation thingy)

[Paul-Simon]

[media]https://youtu.be/z6-BXtyrO-U[/media]

Spoilery video description below, read when done watching

[sp]"Earlier this year I spent two days in Seattle hanging out with Talia, one of the most wonderful, beautiful people I have ever met.
We played video games, hung out at Bungie, and recorded a small podcast. I promised her Dan and I would make a Cox n' Crendor style animation out of one of our conversations - and we did.
Sadly Talia passed away during the production of this video. Today would have been her 16th birthday, so it's only fitting that we release this today.
I'll never forget the time we spent together, and I simply can't thank Make-A-Wish and Bungie for putting it all together. I am a better person for having known her and I hope this will give you some idea of how amazing she was."[/sp]

[MrJazzy]

Holy shit...

[DiscoInferno]

A great pizza animation with a sad story attached.

Also I see that Baman Piderman reference, you can't hide it from me.

[Ronin]

This is so charming and adorable, I know C&C often talk about entirely fake or fabricated stories a lot, but this one being just a genuine conversation about the state of pizza was really nice.

[quote]There is no bad pizza[/quote]

Everybody stand back, I have a cursed video and I'm not afraid to post it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4[/media]

[Skyward]

Man that's tragic. But I'm glad they got to do this. Bet it really made her happy. She seemed like a great, fun person.

And on a less dour note, the video itself was hilarious, Dan's getting better and better at animating these every time.

[Lime-alicious]

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;52927625]whats so bad about this? i dont get it
i mean, besides the obvious putting chicken on pizza[/QUOTE]

1. it's dirty
2. that sauce is the thinnest, wateriest pizza sauce I've ever seen.

[Inspecter]

[QUOTE=Lime-alicious;52927670]1. it's dirty
2. that sauce is the thinnest, wateriest pizza sauce I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget that it's caked in mayo and has sweet corn on it.

[fudge blood]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;52927596]This is so charming and adorable, I know C&C often talk about entirely fake or fabricated stories a lot, but this one being just a genuine conversation about the state of pizza was really nice.

Everybody stand back, I have a cursed video and I'm not afraid to post it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4[/media][/QUOTE]

HAHAHA THE FUCKING THREE PEPPERS AT THE END. Yeah buddy that'll make a load of difference.

[caseytube]

aw man, i loved the little seattle nods too, with the fremont troll (the big mud monster with the car) and the pike place fish stand thing. that's just a super cute touch to this touching little video. i'm sure she would've absolutely adored the video.

[Ronin]

[QUOTE=Pen Straw;52927721]HAHAHA THE FUCKING THREE PEPPERS AT THE END. Yeah buddy that'll make a load of difference.[/QUOTE]

I don't want to ruin your day any further, but those are whole green olives with the pits still in them.

[Tretot]

Man I tought that she was funny and I really liked her quirky voice, I wanted to see if she was a streamer and follow her up; It really hit home when I read the description :cry:

[Zeos]

She seems like she was really, really cool.

[zukriuchen]

[QUOTE=Inspecter;52927708]Don't forget that it's caked in mayo and has sweet corn on it.[/QUOTE]

that's not mayo, that's a type of creamy cheese. and sweet corn? is that just a name for regular corn? because that's what he's putting there, and it's really not bad

[BrickInTheHead]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;52927596]This is so charming and adorable, I know C&C often talk about entirely fake or fabricated stories a lot, but this one being just a genuine conversation about the state of pizza was really nice.

Everybody stand back, I have a cursed video and I'm not afraid to post it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4[/media][/QUOTE]

i would try it. at first I was disturbed to think it was mayo, but upon finding out that it's some form of cream cheese, color me intrigued. corn & olives are weird tho. indian pizza was weird from all the corn.

I mean this looks pretty boss.

[t]https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/07/75/2a/65/pizza-romeu-e-julieta.jpg[/t]

broadening your horizons when it comes to pizza is great. traditional pies are awesome, but anyone who's so dogmatic as to ignore anything else is doing themselves a disservice.

see, eg, buffalo chicken pizza, peanut butter bacon pizza, egg pizza

[t]https://www.recipeshubs.com/thumbs/2255652-buffalo-chicken-amp-blue-cheese-pizza.jpg[/t]

[t]https://allinmod.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/sam_19331.jpg[/t]

[t]http://www.alaskafromscratch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/IMG_5851.jpg[/t]

[IlluminatiRex]

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;52928440]peanut butter bacon pizza,

[t]https://allinmod.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/sam_19331.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
glad to know I'm not the only one on this website to have tried Skippy's Dare from Randy's Wooster Street.

[Ronin]

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;52928440]i would try it. at first I was disturbed to think it was mayo, but upon finding out that it's some form of cream cheese, color me intrigued. corn & olives are weird tho. indian pizza was weird from all the corn.

[/QUOTE]

That pizza [i]clearly[/i] needs another 6 minutes in the shredded bike tire oven if you ask me.

I'm going to carry on the argument that bad pizza exists in Talias name.

[BrickInTheHead]

go on...

[zukriuchen]

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;52928440]i would try it. at first I was disturbed to think it was mayo, but upon finding out that it's some form of cream cheese, color me intrigued. corn & olives are weird tho. indian pizza was weird from all the corn. [/QUOTE]

a proper one would look something like

[img]http://www.mundoboaforma.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/pizza-de-frango-com-catupiry.jpg[/img]

if anyone missed it: that's NOT mayo, but a type of creamy cheese called "catupiry". i don't know what to compare it to, or how to describe the taste (i guess it's a subtle one, unlike mayo which overpowers everything else), but it's fucking great. some people seem to have an adversity to chicken on pizza, but the flavors go really well together (except for the olives, which anyone sensible would remove and give to the person at table who likes olives)

and a corn one, also with catupiry

[t]http://www.clonepizza.com.br/wp-content/uploads/milho-com-catupiry.jpg[/t]

it isn't bad either. are we sure corn in the states doesn't taste different? because i've never thought of this as weird, maybe it's just a cultural thing. tastes very much like corn and cheese empanadas i had in argentina, and i met lots of americans there who didn't have a problem with it

[Inspecter]

While it may be a squeezable cheese can I still pretend it's mayo to make it more gross than it is?

[Senn]

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;52930161][video]https://youtu.be/EDQP76ShhKY?t=90[/video]

and then the one that can't be topped: rice, pasta, [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canjica_(dish)"]canjica[/URL], strawberry-flavored cookies (with oregano on top???) and sweet potato still with skin. center piece is a fucking whole chicken on a bed of shredded, fried potato

edit: oh god the border is filled with ground beef[/QUOTE]

Yo I live near this fucking pizzaria I can actually order one of their monstrosities

[BrickInTheHead]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;52928764]That pizza [i]clearly[/i] needs another 6 minutes in the [B]shredded bike tire[/B] oven if you ask me.

I'm going to carry on the argument that bad pizza exists in Talias name.[/QUOTE]

wait i thought that was bark or something

oh my

[LtBubbles]

Are we talking cursed brazillian pizzas?

Because i went to a place some time ago and i decided to take some pictures to add to my shitty pizzas collection.

For context, it's an all you can eat place in which you pay the equivalent of 10 dollars as an entry fee.
Can you fucking imagine how horrible the whole place is?

I witnessed shit like this amazing [I]chocolate[/I] and [I]lime[/I] pizza:
[t]https://i.imgur.com/D7T1cbh.jpg[/t]
I can't fucking fathom how the fuck would anyone eat this, but as you can see, it's half eaten so someone had the courage to do so.

Next to it I also witnessed it's brother, referred to among my friends as the toothpaste and chocolate pizza:
[t]https://i.imgur.com/fLNDdvK.jpg[/t]
I didn't dare ask what the actual flavors in it were, i legit don't know what the blue thing is. By that point i was too sick to care and i just paid my bill and left.

My stomach has lead me places i wouldn't even go to with a gun.

Some other gems in that place included the garlic bread pizza (which was just cheese pizza with pieces of garlic bread casually dropped on top of it) and the omelette pizza (self explanatory).

Real talk though, despite these awful culinary atrocities, i kind of get where Jesse is coming from, with his argument of "there is no bad pizza". You have to make an actual effort to make a terrible pizza, it's not just something that happens on a fuckup.