So my friend invited me to go to a Justin Bieber concert on Tuesday, as her family bought a spare ticket. I said yes because she's a really good friend of mine, and I want to know how to make this as fun as possible for me, with minimal disturbance to other people. I think we're sitting right in front of the stage, so I'll try and start a mosh pit. But I think there are stationary seats in the venue. Any other ideas?
Rate dumb if you want the ticket.
Rate optimistic if you want my stash of pot.
Rate heart if you want me to pull out a gun, light a Roman candle, jack his shit, and shoot myself.
Rate disagree if you touch yourself at night.
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Should I try to get him to sign an offensive sign? That'd be original right?
Just sell it, you won't enjoy the concert anyway, so why not make some cash?
Unless your friend's family isn't alright with you selling their ticket.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;23291770] I said yes for shits n giggles, [/QUOTE]
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Bottle him
Do this:
[img]http://e.imagehost.org/0538/Snapshot_20100318.jpg[/img]
Wear a mini skirt and a tiny top, and carry a big sign that says you want to make babies with him
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;23291811]Bottle him[/QUOTE]
1000000000% agreed to this
Throw hard candy at him.
Suck his dick.
I know you all want to.
[QUOTE=Beetle179;23291802]Just sell it, you won't enjoy the concert anyway, so why not make some cash?
Unless your friend's family isn't alright with you selling their ticket.[/QUOTE]
His music's alright. I'd go to a polka concert, just for the sake of the music.
I listen to music for music's sake.
[QUOTE=JaxJesse315;23291849]Throw hard candy at him.[/QUOTE]
I think I laughed too hard at that.
Suicide bomb
Throw candy at her.
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;23291811]Bottle him[/QUOTE]
This might work.
Scream at the top of your lungs at him saying; [B]I WANT YOUR STEAMING HOT MAN JUICES INSIDE OF ME!![/b]
Well you could just rush onto the stage as fast as you can and shove a dildo down his throat. But I must warn you, Prepare for the hate emails from cunts that want to kill you.
Start a bonfire and see how long it lasts. Good way to become entertained.
[QUOTE=soderholm13;23291907]Throw candy at [b]her[/b].[/QUOTE]
[b]her[/b]. I almost spit out my drink. lol
[img]http://firteendesign.com/data/blog_attach/16/bang-head-on-keyboard.gif[/img] my reaction
[QUOTE=superm0ney;23292053][img]http://firteendesign.com/data/blog_attach/16/bang-head-on-keyboard.gif[/img] my reaction[/QUOTE]
Love you too hun.
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Holy shit, best idea yet.
sell the ticket
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;23292070]Love you too hun.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=RedSauce;23292100]sell the ticket[/QUOTE]
This is a close friend of mine, and I'd feel bad turning around and selling the ticket.
Get one of these.
[img]http://www.pyramydair.com/blog/images/M14-web.jpg[/img]
A real one, not an airsoft.
Hide far in the back. Do it.
Ask her out. Your friend I mean. Then say i did something for you, do something for me in a very nice and innocent way
You're just gonna look like a dick going to concert full of prepubescent girls and hating on the love of their life and idol.
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