• Movies that you will never ever watch again/on your blacklist
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Grown ups Zookeeper Alvin and the chipmunks Jack and Jill I don't even know why I always fucking listen to my friends to watch these shit. And worse of all, they found Jack and Jill a good movie. Someone kill me please
[QUOTE=shian;41672652]Grown ups Zookeeper Alvin and the chipmunks Jack and Jill I don't even know why I always fucking listen to my friends to watch these shit. And worse of all, they found Jack and Jill a good movie. Someone kill me please[/QUOTE] You need to embrace the fact that bad movies can still be fun to watch, if you have the right mindset. The only time they aren't fun is if they are boring and you are watching them alone or with friends who aren't cool with you constantly ripping on the movies. I love to watch Asylum movies because I watch them with friends and make fun of them the whole way through, I tricked a friend into watching The Smurfs in theatre just so we could laugh at the shitfest (and also his shrieks of agony)
Dragonball Evolution
Daft Punk's Electroma, that shit is acid right there and...Peter Jackson's Braindead....never again
ummmmm grown ups was a bad movie????
[QUOTE=Death_God;41685027]ummmmm grown ups was a bad movie????[/QUOTE] It was pretty awful.
I went to go see Rocky Horror Picture Show at one of those live events, and walked out before the movie even started When you're pulling 13 year old girls on stage for an "orgasm noise contest" you've lost me
Battlefield Earth, I tried to warn my friend about it when he bought it to watch on his "so bad it's good movies to watch while stoned" He didn't listen and he regretted it, it was just bad.
Disaster Movie My friends talked me into it one day. Perhaps the best indication of the movie to come was the fact that the theater was, apart from us, fucking empty.
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;41687002]Disaster Movie My friends talked me into it one day. Perhaps the best indication of the movie to come was the fact that the theater was, apart from us, fucking empty.[/QUOTE] I think I died for half an hour while watching it in the theatre with my friends. God, they're cool but sometimes their movie tastes makes me want to punch a smiling samoyed in the face. "I like good movies with great actors like Adam Sandler, I love his movies." - real quote from one of them.
Requeim for a Dream The movie was good but it left me in mourning for hours after I watched it.
Date Movie, Scary Movies (luckily I didn't see rest of the "Movies") Clash of the Titans (2010) - extremely boring movie
Van Wilder. Hitch. Dear John. Scary/disaster/date movie. Grown Ups. Jack and Jill. I am Legend.
Epic movie. I rented it when I was 11/12 and I thought it was shit then, and I can't imagine it getting better over time
Babel I'm not sure, I really like the movie it's just that unlike most of the other movies in my collection, I feel no inclination to rewatch it Great movie though, I loved it
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Haywire_Poster.jpg[/img] This is without a doubt the most sinfully boring piece of action-by-numbers bullshit I've ever had the displeasure of sitting through. I hope everyone involved in the making of this film steps on a piece of Lego.
star trek 5
American Psycho 2 FUCK THAT MOVIE i had to rewatch the first one right after to repair the damage.
battleship zookeeper pretty much every adam sandler movie frozen avp 2 skyline iron sky
Birdemic. My brother and some friends watched it with me. Then we watched the Rifftrax of it We had a great time, but I will never watch it again. Two viewings was three viewings too many. Also Drillbit Taylor. My family won 6 vouchers for free movie tickets from a company raffle at my dad's work, so we saw 2 movies, (We also saw Vantage Point, which was alright.) All I can say is I'm glad we didn't spend any money on that film.
I don't really have too many blacklisted movies, but I do have a friend that, after telling me Bucky Larson was the funniest movie he had ever seen, I will never take another movie suggestion from ever again.
Pacific Rim
Anything that's titled "[something] Movie" (+meet the spartans)
Parasitic Jesus what gave me the will to watch this?
Any new Scary Movie 5 was shit
Also NEVER SEE A SERBIAN FILM
Dear Zachary - it's a great film, but it's pretty obvious why I don't want to watch ever again [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtyY0CXdiNo[/media]
[QUOTE=Stockers678;41748554]Dear Zachary - it's a great film, but it's pretty obvious why I don't want to watch ever again [/QUOTE] I've seen that movie four times in the past three months, each with growing groups of people. I believe EVERYONE should watch this movie at least once.
Me, myself and Irene. I watched just over half of it over at a mate of mine's house yesterday, and I'm glad I needed to be back before I could finish it, I hated it.
Just about any Nic Cage film. [editline]9th August 2013[/editline] Except Lord of war. That one was awesome.
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