Simon Brodkin, aka Lee Nelson doing his Jason Bent rich footballer persona walked in on Fifa press conference today and lodged a bid for North Korea 2026.
[video=youtube;0pqO6tK8_Wg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pqO6tK8_Wg[/video]
Wow. I don't think I've ever seen someone who looked so sad while its raining money.
That's a photo for the books.
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"Where is my security? Where is my security???"
What a nice guy. Even when he being showered in money he's isn't happy.
damn that thumbnail is something else
Everybody is invited, anyone attending is arrested
North Korean super footballers will each receive a 55 gallon drum of lube for acceptable performance
[QUOTE=Sableye;48252887]Everybody is invited, anyone attending is arrested[/QUOTE]
Eh, they could do it. Have the venue segregated from the rest of the city and run government operated shuttle buses between the airport and the hotels. You can't get in trouble for what you can't see due to meshed fences or fogged windows.
If China could do it, North Korea can easily.
Of course, because the west doesn't like countries that don't support their ideas their bid will be overwhelmingly ignored.
"This has nothing to do with football"
No Sepp, you've made it everything to do with football.
We need to clean here first.
You've been saying that for the past 4 months. Oh he's just talking about the table full of money.
How will North Korea tell their people they won the world cup now though?
[QUOTE=pentium;48252957]Eh, they could do it. Have the venue segregated from the rest of the city and run government operated shuttle buses between the airport and the hotels. You can't get in trouble for what you can't see due to meshed fences or fogged windows.
If China could do it, North Korea can easily.
Of course, because the west doesn't like countries that don't support their ideas their bid will be overwhelmingly ignored.[/QUOTE]
China is nowhere near North Korea
This guy is 80 years old, why does he even put up with this shit ? I would resign 20 years ago and chill.
Finally all the pieces are coming together, Dennis Rodman went to best korea to arrange this plan about killing off all the football players and making basketball relevant again. :tinfoil:
Almost as good as Vermin Supreme sprinkling glitter on the other candidates.
Next week in the news: North Korea nominated for FIFA World Cup - Sepp thinking about relocating FIFA headquarters to Pyongyang.
[QUOTE=AntonioR;48253089]This guy is 80 years old, why does he even put up with this shit ? I would resign 20 years ago and chill.[/QUOTE]
Exactly hes gotta be the worst criminal ever.
Why didnt he retire to the Bahamas years ago with a massive wad of cash?
Also hes right, him and FIFA do indeed have nothing to do with football
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Also hes right, him and FIFA do indeed have nothing to do with football[/QUOTE]
I wish I could rate this winner right now.
[QUOTE=pentium;48252957]Eh, they could do it. Have the venue segregated from the rest of the city and run government operated shuttle buses between the airport and the hotels. You can't get in trouble for what you can't see due to meshed fences or fogged windows.
If China could do it, North Korea can easily.
Of course, because the west doesn't like countries [B]that don't support their ideas their bid will be overwhelmingly ignored.[/B][/QUOTE]
quatar's wage-slave built stadiums, russia's sochi gulag, china's stadiums built ontop of seized land, brazil's stadiums built on money that could have fed their starving masses? the world cup kind of always ends up in the shittiest places because they pay handsomely
[QUOTE=proboardslol;48253066]China is nowhere near North Korea[/QUOTE]
but they share a border
[QUOTE=proboardslol;48253066]China is nowhere near North Korea[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9EwohAx.png[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;48255530]but they share a border[/QUOTE]
Ninja'd me m8 wanna go fam?
[QUOTE=Baron von Hax;48255555][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9EwohAx.png[/IMG]
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Ninja'd me m8 wanna go fam?[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure he meant geographically.
I think he meant like, NK doesn't have anywhere near the means that China has of rigging huge scale shit.
Would kinda expect them to lodge in for going ahead with the women's championship since female football is apparently quite popular over there.
[QUOTE=Mr.Goodcat;48252862]Wow. I don't think I've ever seen someone who looked so sad while its raining money.[/QUOTE]
He was sad because he knew they were fake bills
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