[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;43252112]so what's this one about.?[/QUOTE]
Some brown people need to get blown up
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;43252112]so what's this one about.?[/QUOTE]
There is a actually plot to these films?
What's up with those CG skulls, the shading makes them look like a prerendered cutscene from a late 90s/early 2000s game
As soon as that entire roll of names started to blast I just dropped my jaw and shed one single tear
This will be awesome.
wesley snipes what the fresh hell
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;43252112]so what's this one about.?[/QUOTE]
Mel Gibson is the bad guy in this one.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;43253116]Mel Gibson is the bad guy in this one.[/QUOTE]
That's perfect.
Cool, Ronda Rousey is in this one
[QUOTE=Mark364;43252354]There is a actually plot to these films?[/QUOTE]
if you use the term "plot" loosely
it's more of a justification for gratuitous violence
reading the names in the hammiest/manliest voice you can do and adding machine gun fire in the background is probably the best way to sum up this film
MEL GIBSON WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;43253116]Mel Gibson is the bad guy in this one.[/QUOTE]
He has already perfected his villain look
[img]http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000852927/polls_200902_mel_gibson_mustache_5213_831896_xlarge.jpeg[/img]
I love how the title is "Expendables 3 - Sylvester Stallone movie"
Yeah...Because he's the only note worthy person in this film.
tbh i probably wouldn't watch this if it didn't have Statham, Ford and Arnold in it
I still don't understand what Kelsey Grammer is doing in this lol
I feel sad when it comes to these movies. They have these legends in them but I'm getting bored watching them. I think they would benefit from a different director.
[QUOTE=Marden;43255732]I feel sad when it comes to these movies. They have these legends in them but I'm getting bored watching them. I think they would benefit from a different director.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, they have a whole lot of talent but never actually use them.
Talent has no play in it, if that was the case they wouldn't have Arnie in it. :v:
It's about blowing shit up and killing bad guys with the biggest legends in 80s/90s action cinema at the front.
1.8 hours of pure amazing.
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;43255823]Talent has no play in it, if that was the case they wouldn't have Arnie in it. :v:
It's about blowing shit up and killing bad guys with the biggest legends in 80s/90s action cinema at the front.
1.8 hours of pure amazing.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't say "amazing". The first one was pretty awful, no part of it was even remotely fun or interesting, most of the action was really boring and it having some really fucking awful sound editing didn't help either. Second one was better and actually kinda fun but still not "amazing".
i thought the first one was average and the second one was great
The Expendables is a great example of how you can make an incredibly shitty film with [i]eighty million[/i] dollars. It's insane.
I've seen better, yes BETTER action films with 1/10th of the budget of these. All of my Roflmao at the Hollywood film industry.
[QUOTE=postal;43255365]I still don't understand what Kelsey Grammer is doing in this lol[/QUOTE]
They couldn't get Bruce Willis back so Grammer is probably there to fill that role of the mission giver.
I feel as if this must be posted
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGPxlMpzqYQ[/media]
That's literally better than both movies.
[QUOTE=postal;43255365]I still don't understand what Kelsey Grammer is doing in this lol[/QUOTE]
He's a French mercenary who's friendly with the team. Take that as you will.
sorry but the films are generally shit
Is Stallone writing the movie again? I don't think he should.
[QUOTE=NoDachi;43261345]sorry but the films are generally shit[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't really call the movies shit, they are just a different kind of movie.
Sometimes I want emotional storytelling and drama in a movie but some other times I just want mindless violence and this is what the Expendables movies are best for:
Mindless violence.
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