• Army or Marines
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Which branch of the military is more likely to accept slackers, the Army or Marines? I'm not sure if I'm really a slacker. I could be described as Fry from Futurama, but I did pretty well in my high school career (except for geometry). Algebra was a breeze, but all those formulas and equations you had to memorize for geometry were my undoing. Plus it's hard to focus on geometry when all I can think of is this one girl in my next period class who I'm scared shitless of (and I'm in love with her!).
What the fuck. Neither of them, and war is not your Algebra class. Am I being trolled? This seems a little too stupid.
[QUOTE=cqbcat;22429907]Which branch of the military is more likely to accept slackers, the Army or Marines? I'm not sure if I'm really a slacker. I could be described as Fry from Futurama, but I did pretty well in my high school career (except for geometry). Algebra was a breeze, but all those formulas and equations you had to memorize for geometry were my undoing. Plus it's hard to focus on geometry when all I can think of is this one girl in my next period class who I'm scared shitless of (and I'm in love with her!).[/QUOTE] well if you want a serious awnser go to middle east
Stop right there trolling scum! [img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1696/d1trainstation020003.jpg[/img]
i'm p sure they're the same thing
Air Force for slackers but only slackers who are good at math so you're fucked, enjoy community college.
The Marines is serious shit. But I don't think you should join anything involving military, based on your personality.
Alright, i'm gonna go ahead, on the offchance that you are NOT a troll, educate you a bit, I can't speak for the airforce, but I can bet you that while they might let a slacker join up, you wont be a slacker by the time you get out of basic, provided you make it. Real slackers don't survive basic, they will get themselves discharged.
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;22429974]i'm p sure they're the same thing[/QUOTE] Nice trolling.
marines are the spear's head btw so no they do not take slackers
Why does everyone think the marines are their own branch? They're part of the fucking navy for Christ sake.
[QUOTE=freighter014;22430186]Nice trolling.[/QUOTE] no i mean in terms of taking slackers b/c neither takes slackers
[QUOTE=Zatharon;22430163]Alright, i'm gonna go ahead, on the offchance that you are NOT a troll, educate you a bit, I can't speak for the airforce, but I can bet you that while they might let a slacker join up, you wont be a slacker by the time you get out of basic, provided you make it. Real slackers don't survive basic, they will get themselves discharged.[/QUOTE] Obviously, it's just the most slackerish of any of them, not to say that an average slacker would make it.
Neither branch will take a slacker. Why would you ask such a stupid question?
[QUOTE=derek;22430191]Why does everyone think the marines are their own branch? They're part of the fucking navy for Christ sake.[/QUOTE] Um, No it isn't.
[QUOTE=Mexican;22430215]Obviously, it's just the most slackerish of any of them, not to say that an average slacker would make it.[/QUOTE] Unless you actually get to fly a plane (HA!), then you have to be a buff motherfucker.
Uhm, yes it is, check the Navy website under links of Index, it definitely says "US Marine Corps".
[QUOTE=cqbcat;22429907]Which branch of the military is more likely to accept slackers, the Army or Marines? I'm not sure if I'm really a slacker. I could be described as Fry from Futurama, but I did pretty well in my high school career (except for geometry). Algebra was a breeze, but all those formulas and equations you had to memorize for geometry were my undoing. Plus it's hard to focus on geometry when all I can think of is this one girl in my next period class who I'm scared shitless of (and I'm in love with her!).[/QUOTE] None, though they'll accept you. But if you're going to slack off you're not even going to make it though basic. Plus they don't put up with punk ass slackers, they'll ride your ass like it is no one's business. It will make you drop out of basic or change your attitude and you'll begin to see what you can accomplish and you'll be more motivated.
Just because war games have slackers and funny men doesn't mean real life does.
[QUOTE=derek;22430191]Why does everyone think the marines are their own branch? They're part of the fucking navy for Christ sake.[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_armed_forces[/url] Read under where it says Service branches. :downs:
[QUOTE=KillaGunna24;22430286]Just because war games have slackers and funny men doesn't mean real life does.[/QUOTE] real life still has funny men in it they're still people you know
[QUOTE=derek;22430269]Uhm, yes it is, check the Navy website under links of Index, it definitely says "US Marine Corps".[/QUOTE] The USMC is part of it's own branch, but is also part of the US Navy.
[QUOTE=KillaGunna24;22430286]Just because war games have slackers and [b]funny men[/b] doesn't mean real life does.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3002/fullmetaljacket1yu4.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;22430303]real life still has funny men in it they're still people you know[/QUOTE] I know, just saying that he likely won't be that person.
go for marines if you want it tuff [editline]03:03AM[/editline] even though us marines are nothing compared to royal marines
[QUOTE=j-richardson;22430341]go for marines if you want it tuff[/QUOTE] recon is where it's at get drowned and revived first day a marine once told me "I'm scared of those guys in recon, they're huge compared to us."
[QUOTE=cqbcat;22429907]Plus it's hard to focus on geometry when all I can think of is this one girl in my next period class who I'm scared shitless of (and I'm in love with her!).[/QUOTE] Sir, if you don't have the balls to talk to a woman you supposedly love, then you ain't got the fucking balls to join even the coast guard.
Slackers? Military? Same sentence? Troll.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;22430385]Sir, if you don't have the balls to talk to a woman you supposedly love, then you ain't got the fucking balls to join even the coast guard.[/QUOTE] No, I know a Marine with the same problem, he is just weird like that. Well, He's in Iraq right now, so he might of changed.
The fuck does you sitting next to a girl in math have anything in relation to military branches. Who gives a shit what group one belongs to? When you're being shot at that's the last shit on your mind
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