[QUOTE=Kill001;38121213]damn, that straight face[/QUOTE]He obviously didn't know.
[QUOTE=Moedookie;38125398]He obviously didn't know.[/QUOTE]
Yeah well but I think the cockroach passed into his vision spots. I sure would have seen it.
I think he was too busy looking at the camera to notice. Also tuxedo suits are thick, so i doubt he felt it.
Or maybe he's actually a cockroach himself. With many others, cockroaches disguised as humans infiltrated the american media.
[QUOTE=Mr.Twizzle;38131080]Yeah well but I think the cockroach passed into his vision spots. I sure would have seen it.[/QUOTE]
It was on his shoulders and he was looking straight ahead
Oh [I]fucking God no.[/I] I was at the beach a few months back, and it was dark, and one of these motherfuckers ran up my legs and I couldn't swipe him off.
I felt shakey for so long, because I wasn't sure if I got the bastard off me. He was zipping all up and down my legs and around my groin, and every time I'd smack him and think I got him off, he'd zip out from between my legs. It was horrible. I told my friend to check me out and he said I was clear, but the drive home was horrifying. I had this fear that the thing would run up my arms and onto my face.
They're fast little fuckers!
[QUOTE=Cl0cK;38132896]Or maybe he's actually a cockroach himself. With many others, cockroaches disguised as humans infiltrated the american media.[/QUOTE]
Powerpuff girls
[QUOTE=Cl0cK;38132896]Or maybe he's actually a cockroach himself. With many others, cockroaches disguised as humans infiltrated the american media.[/QUOTE]
That sure would explain a lot of it.
[QUOTE=Cl0cK;38132896]Or maybe he's actually a cockroach himself. With many others, cockroaches disguised as humans infiltrated the american media.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=loopoo;38133157]Oh [I]fucking God no.[/I] I was at the beach a few months back, and it was dark, and one of these motherfuckers ran up my legs and I couldn't swipe him off.
I felt shakey for so long, because I wasn't sure if I got the bastard off me. He was zipping all up and down my legs and around my groin, and every time I'd smack him and think I got him off, he'd zip out from between my legs. It was horrible. I told my friend to check me out and he said I was clear, but the drive home was horrifying. I had this fear that the thing would run up my arms and onto my face.
They're fast little fuckers![/QUOTE]
You should have done what all sane people do...
freak the fuck out and run around screaming whilst hurling your body all over the place just trying to get him off...
or gone in the water...
[QUOTE=slamex;38140126]You should have done what all sane people do...
freak the fuck out and run around screaming whilst hurling your body all over the place just trying to get him off...
or gone in the water...[/QUOTE]
I had my phone and wallet in my pockets, and the shore was off these rocks that I'd have killed myself trying to run down. I couldn't freak out either, cause I was with my guy friends, so I had to fight every instinct in me to remain (somewhat) calm and not squeal like a pig. It was horrible.
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