I love this guy, he mocks all the super hard proc0re gamers out there
i must know the developers of this
" And E.T. gets a boner on his neck and it just levitates him right out of the hole. So uh, not the most realistic game. "
Oh god I burst out laughing.
I laughed so hard.
" Both of them together are the perfect team one rapes the shit out of you and the other one steals telephone so you have no means of communication with the police. "
I lost it at that part.
Unless E.T. Has some fucking magical jizz, he's not fixing that phone :v:
Bulletproof condom
sup guys
oh god. fucking hilarious.
That was beautiful.
"and right when et gets a boner neck, so does the fuckin pubic hairs and it turns into a flower". Lol'd so hard
God I love this guy he's fucking hilarious.
I fucking love this guy.
Anyone else think of Crackbone when he said the phone looked like it came out of a skunk's asshole?