[b]Story time[/b]
Had an experience today with a guy who can see into your future. Or something like that..
For those of you who don't know what that is, a Prophet is a "person who speaks for God, by divine inspiration."
I had my skeptics..
So we pull up to the church at about 5:00pm, and as i'm walking in the pastor comes up and my mom says hi to him, he's a shorter black guy, with almost no teeth left and the few that we're there looked awful. So I walk into the church kinda nervous because this is first time I have been in one in a long time and after looking around I get even more skeptical about the whole thing, theres no speakers, no music, no microphone, weak air, it's small, it was literally a pulpit and 20 chairs. Then this guy comes out to pray and he didn't even get to finish because the pastor was "hearing god" already. So he runs out screaming, clapping, dancing, he's running around prancing around the church looking like a straight fool with no shame at all, and everyone else is just yelling and man it was so loud. The way he does it is with acting crazy, than stopping when he has something to say. So he's acting all weird and shaky, stops, and points at my mom, and he's like..
"Sister, where is your husband" and shes like "at home but he-" than he cuts her off and hes like "he's a retired older man, who loves his family, and provides for them with his checks, and he needs to be here next service." So I think "ok, coincidence, anyone can guess that, my mom doesn't wear her wedding ring but, anyone can guess hes older, and retired, and a good guy right? Sure! BTW my dad gets a check from the city, and social security, he makes about $1,500 a month, it all goes towards the house bills though. My mom is a hair salon manager, and the salon isn't making anything these days. Recession= long hair???
He goes around and he's just telling people about them, and what's going on, and what they should do.
So than he comes BACK, and hes like, "You have a son from another marriage, who's much older than him (Him= me, Jays like 17 years older than me. Yeah he was talking about my brother Jay.) and hes killing himself with alcohol, and the lord says he's going to bring him out of it SOON, but he needs to be in Gods house more often." So I think, okay, anyone can guess that I have a half brother who lost all of his kids and failed 2 marriages to alcohol. Right? Than he says, "You also have a son from your current marriage, your oldest son, and he's been into drugs almost his whole life, the lord needs him here as well, and he'll do something about it." So I'm thinking, oh God this guy is totally legit I was kind of scared.
He's going back and forth to people, telling them if they have to get right with god more, what they should do, or whats coming. Than he comes back, and he points at me, and literally the second his finger was pointing at my body, my hands started shaking, and it feels like something's touching me, or that I'm vibrating, and he's like, "The lord says that you're different and that you're special. You don't run around with all the other young adults your age which is a good thing, (he knows i'm miserable and anti-social?) the best place for you to be right now is at home." So after this one i'm thinking, okay, I wanna go home now, I'm scared. ;0;
Than he tells my mom, "You're job isn't brining in the finances it should be, and the lord is gonna change that this coming week, especially on Thursday." Which was awesome because ma just got wrote up for not meeting the quota, and now maybe she won't get fired or something crappy like that. So the service ends and here I am, my mind has been fisted. Making this shit post on Facepunch. If you go to a suit and tie sit down church I highly recommend you ditch it for a Black church or a church with a Prophet, they are so much more fun. As scary as it is, I'm going back on Tuesday with pen and paper to write down some of the stuff he says.
Prophets are scary.
That is all.
He's being very vague, it's easy to make people think you're a prophet/mind reader that way.
Awesome. :O
Also, it's probably cold reading.
Freaky shit :iiam:
He probably stalks you and your mum.
Maybe him, or a friend of him has been talking around before the show to people so he knows what your life is like. That or he's stalking your family.
He could be guessing the entire thing.
This reminds me of that old hag Sylvia Brown on the shitty Montel Williams show. She is always really vague about her "prophecies" or ghost talks whatever.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;18141100]Maybe him, or a friend of him has been talking around before the show to people so he knows what your life is like. That or he's stalking your family.[/QUOTE]
God why.
Cool. That actually sounds like fun, but I don't know any prophet churches.
So he basically just told you a bunch of random shit that could apply to anyone on this site?
Cool, sounds about as specific as this guy:
[img]http://www.proprofs.com/polls/upload/yuiupload/126495495.jpg[/img]
I don't know who Sylvia Brown is, He was spot on for us walking in for the first time, having never seen him before, or knowing anyone else in the place.
Black people have the ability to see into the future, through eating chicken heads.
[QUOTE=Undomian;18141178]So he basically just told you a bunch of random shit that could apply to anyone on this site?
Cool, sounds about as specific as this guy:
[img]http://www.proprofs.com/polls/upload/yuiupload/126495495.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
He is a fraud
OP is probably a christian lying about this hoping some of us will convert to Jesus or w/e
which we all should :downs:
Not really Undomiam, no one would guess my dads retired because my mom looks 40 -0-, and than he says her oldest son from her current marriage, which has 5 boys, is the druggie whos struggled his whole life, and jay whos from another marriage, has the alcohol one, I don't think everyone has that shit happen. I'm freaking out.
[QUOTE=Luleychan;18141229]Not really Undomiam, no one would guess my dads retired because my mom looks 40 -0-, and than he says her oldest son from her current marriage, which has 5 boys, is the druggie whos struggled his whole life, and jay whos from another marriage, has the alcohol one, I don't think everyone has that shit happen. I'm freaking out.[/QUOTE]
It still does happen a fair bit.
Most likely cold reading. It's some tricky shit.
I'm not trying to convert anyone Bautista. I'm dead ass serious, it happened like 3 hours ago, if anything ya'll should be running.
Besides if a Christian is lying to try to convert you, he's not a Christian IMO.
[QUOTE=Doneeh;18141212]Black people have the ability to see into the future, through eating chicken heads.[/QUOTE]
Isn't that just common knowledge?
[QUOTE=Luleychan;18141276]I'm not trying to convert anyone Bautista. I'm dead ass serious, it happened like 3 hours ago, if anything ya'll should be running.
Besides if a Christian is lying to try to convert you, he's not a Christian IMO.[/QUOTE]
The Lord is talking to me!
He says you have problems getting some.
inb4 religion argument
The Lord is talking to me!
He says Rosek is correct.
Another thing, Criss Angel is the biggest, most fake douchebag in show business in a long time.
[QUOTE=Cowie1337;18141110]This reminds me of that old hag Sylvia Brown on the shitty Montel Williams show. She is always really vague about her "prophecies" or ghost talks whatever.[/QUOTE]
Lol my friend mom took her son when he was a baby to her and she said my friend all his life would be all about F-U-N, and he will be the happiest. many years later. that is true lolol.
[QUOTE=pyschomc;18141340]Lol my friend mom took her son when he was a baby to her and she said my friend all his life would be all about F-U-N, and he will be the happiest. many years later. that is true lolol.[/QUOTE]
Anyone can guess that shit. Was he white? If hes white hell yeah.
[QUOTE=Luleychan;18141337]Another thing, Criss Angel is the biggest, most fake douchebag in show business in a long time.[/QUOTE]
So i heard he can get ran over by a train and survive?
[QUOTE=rb_pk;18141637]So i heard he can get ran over by a train and survive?[/QUOTE]
He can also fly, and know your cell phone number, and make styrofoam cups float in mid air.
[b]ONLY[/b] styrofoam though.
The Lord is talking to me!
He said to call back in 30min he's still fuckin bitches
I prophesize that the OP will be met by many boxes in the future.
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