Final Destination 5 - General

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Final_Destination_5_teaser_poster.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqmtIlSMKBw[/media] [quote]Final Destination 5 is an upcoming 2011 3D supernatural-horror film written by Eric Heisserer who wrote the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, and directed by Steven Quale. Final Destination 5 is the fifth installment to the Final Destination film franchise, which will star Nicholas D'Agosto and Emma Bell. Tony Todd will also return from the first three installments in the series.[/quote]

I know so many people hate these films, but these are like my guilty pleasure. Don't know why, just get really excited for these films. Just popcorn movies really.

That coroner is back from the fist one, actor and everything.

That creepy fucking black guy should have died in the 2nd. No offense to blacks. It's just he's a fucking weirdo Final Destination - 2000 Final Destination 2 - 2003 Final Destination 3 - 2006 The Final Destination (4) - 2009 Final Destination 5 in 2011? No, no, no, no. This is all wrong. [editline]11th May 2011[/editline] Also, fuck perfect vision. I want glasses. That shit made me cringe

[QUOTE=Zoran;29755022]That creepy fucking black guy should have died in the 2nd. No offense to blacks. It's just he's a fucking weirdo Final Destination - 2000 Final Destination 2 - 2003 Final Destination 3 - 2006 The Final Destination (4) - 2009 Final Destination 5 in 2011? No, no, no, no. This is all wrong. [editline]11th May 2011[/editline] Also, fuck perfect vision. I want glasses. That shit made me cringe[/QUOTE] The shitter they are, the quicker they are to make. Also did anyone cringe when the guy getting acupuncture fell off the table?

[QUOTE=darcy010;29755379]Also did anyone cringe when the guy getting acupuncture fell off the table?[/QUOTE] Yes.

[QUOTE=darcy010;29755379]The shitter they are, the quicker they are to make. Also did anyone cringe when the guy getting acupuncture fell off the table?[/QUOTE] Couldn't have killed him. The needles are too short. He could have caught himself on his hands as well.

That first one with the eye reminded me of [sp]the part in dead space 2 where you have to put that needle in your eye[/sp] :v:

The first two definately had some entertainment value and are legitimately good. 3 and 4 are forgettable, but watching people die in creative ways are still entertaining, even if i would rather just watch those scenes on Youtube.

This looks awesome, bridges get destroyed! Shame they changed the name from 5nal destination though.

5nal Destination looks like a porn title. There should be a porn movie called Anal Destination in which a woman see's everyone getting anal and and tries to avoid it because she's scared it might hurt but eventually has to get anal and enjoys it. EDIT: Wait, that sounds like a legitamate porn movie. Why the fuck am i not directing porn? Where are hot chicks when you need them? EDIT: It'll probably have Evan Stone in it. He's in every porn parody.

I enjoyed all 4 movies.

Fivenal Destination.

Eugh, they should have stopped with the first two, they were ingenuine with the deaths. In the first one a guy carrying a lot of shit with tons of kids toys and crap on the floor with multiple close calls, the viewer is expecting him to trip on some crap and fall down the stairs or something, but instead he [sp]gets rope tied to his neck in the bathroom and chokes to death.[/sp] From then on, in the following sequels you could see the way of death miles away and it just turns into a waiting game with gore thrown in.

[quote]written by Eric Heisserer who wrote the Nightmare on Elm Street remake[/quote] Yeah no thanks, that film was awful. I used to love the FD series but the latest one sucked ass. [editline]11th May 2011[/editline] The reason it sucked it because the deaths aren't clever or realistic any more. In the first few films it actually seemed possible that death could do small things like push something over to start a chain reaction, but now death doesn't seem to be involved and it's just a film about people dying.

Don't want to spoil anything, but I heard that in the end, a bunch of people die.

[QUOTE=Mingebox;29758275]Don't want to spoil anything, but I heard that in the end, a bunch of people die.[/QUOTE] ..What? Seriously? My god man!

[QUOTE=Mingebox;29758275]Don't want to spoil anything, but I heard that in the end, a bunch of people die.[/QUOTE] What, you couldn't put that in spoiler tag's, fucker?

Yeah this has the potential to be a horrible film, but from what I am seeing this one seems like it could be in the top 3 potentially. Better actors, a trailer that didn't ruin every death like the last one, adults and not teenages, and just seems like it might have a tiny bit of story with the whole kill or be killed thing, but you never know could just end up being a load of shit. Oh and here is what the ending is supposedly. [sp]Main two dudes and the girl survive, and they are going on holidays or some shit when they get on the plane, turns out its the plane from the first film, which means it is a prequel, and then the intro from the first film happens and the plane explodes[/sp] If that is the real ending, I'd be pretty happy, seems sort of cool

[QUOTE=Andy;29759756] Oh and here is what the ending is supposedly. [sp]Main two dudes and the girl survive, and they are going on holidays or some shit when they get on the plane, turns out its the plane from the first film, which means it is a prequel, and then the intro from the first film happens and the plane explodes[/sp] If that is the real ending, I'd be pretty happy, seems sort of cool[/QUOTE] And so it becomes a [sp]full circle[/sp], cheap trick director, cheap trick. Was it ever explained why [sp]the plane exploded in the first place?[/sp]

I'm just glad they brought back Tony Todd (the coroner). He's awesome. And FYI, for those that don't know, he's the voice of the vortigaunts in episode 2. Probably best known for his work in horror movies, namely as The Candyman, but maybe that's just me.

I thought the other one was meant to be the last :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;29760590]I thought the other one was meant to be the last :saddowns:[/QUOTE] The wonders of hollywood. Just wait till they make another saw movie, then you'll really be confused :v:

[sp]everybody dies at the end except some chick who is used to make 3 more movies[/sp]

So when do they finally get there?

They kind of messed up the sequence by calling the last one THE Final Destination. But of course they realised why stop a series when you can run it into the fucking ground?

I saw the fourth movie, and my god I don't think I've laughed that good for a long time. It's just completely absurd how these death sequences get started and the events that result from them are just so [i]stupid[/i]. Literally, from what I remember, because somebody misplaced their glasses, the sunlight hit's the lens at the precise angle needed to ignite a trail of gasoline that eventually leads back to the containers which results in a gigantic explosion which kills everyone in a movie theater in the resulting blast. Not only that, the mall's structural integrity is fucked over, so the mall starts to collapse killing even more people from falling debris, and if I recall correctly I think I recall seeing more explosions. The grand finale of which was that an escalator malfunctions and becomes what essentially is a giant meat grinder killing the main character and his girlfriend. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was a Michael Bay movie, except that the camera wasn't shaking constantly, and Optimus Prime was no where to be seen.

The 4th wasn't good. I love the FD movies but that 4th, man. It was just so unrealistic. How can you get your intestines sucked out by a fucking pool drain?

[QUOTE=Inspector Jones;29762465]I saw the fourth movie, and my god I don't think I've laughed that good for a long time. It's just completely absurd how these death sequences get started and the events that result from them are just so [i]stupid[/i]. Literally, from what I remember, because somebody misplaced their glasses, the sunlight hit's the lens at the precise angle needed to ignite a trail of gasoline that eventually leads back to the containers which results in a gigantic explosion which kills everyone in a movie theater in the resulting blast. Not only that, the mall's structural integrity is fucked over, so the mall starts to collapse killing even more people from falling debris, and if I recall correctly I think I recall seeing more explosions. The grand finale of which was that an escalator malfunctions and becomes what essentially is a giant meat grinder killing the main character and his girlfriend. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was a Michael Bay movie, except that the camera wasn't shaking constantly, and Optimus Prime was no where to be seen.[/QUOTE] It really is just becoming 'natural Rube Goldberg devices... OF DEATH'

These movies are pretty bad (with the exception of the first, it was decent). The ending to the last one was horrible - I was like "that's it?". But I still liked the first few. Not sure why at all.