Here is the Awesome Adventure. You are a caveman, named Davugh Lingook. You are lost in the forest with amnesia. What do you do?
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Let's go!
Stop being a stick figure.
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Okay. What next?
cut wood
get a big dick
[QUOTE=kgbx3;22054332]cut wood[/QUOTE]
I have no tools to cut wood with at the moment.
grab twigs from tree
Go in the cave
[QUOTE=kgbx3;22054463]grab twigs from tree[/QUOTE]
to make your dick bigger
(It's now in first person)
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You walk into the cave.
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Hmm... It is almost too dark to see. All of a sudden...
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The claw of a bear flies at you! You duck, but...
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It hits you in the face. You are bleeding profusely as you run out of the cave.
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You run, not knowing where you're going. Next thing, you are in a field.
What to do now?
grab the stick and use it as a dildo
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;22054873]grab the stick and use it as a dildo[/QUOTE]
"How should I use this 'dildo' you speak of?"
-Davugh Lingook
In the words of Nick... SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
grab the stick and kill the bear
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I need to go to bed. I'll post moar tomorrow.
Aint the story over? The bear defeats the hero with a bitchslap and enslaves him as his manwhore.
They should make a movie out of this epic story.
i was going to make a joke about what you said but this school thing wont work and i cant put it on anything like mail,image
I'm only posting when a non sex-related post comes up.
[quote=kgbx3]
grab the stick and kill the bear
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I really can't see anything 'sexual' about this.
[QUOTE=Gregah;22111497]I really can't see anything 'sexual' about this.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, I missed that.
Anyway, I'mma make content now..
i find that funny lets see what happens next :3
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get a condom and fuck him then ask for 150 dollers then smoke :3
[b]You get into the car.[/b]
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[b]You ride for several minutes. Any attempt to start a conversation is met with silence. Finally the car rolls to a stop behind an old farmhouse.[/b]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/werehere.png[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ramone.png[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/huggy.png[/img]
>put a condom on his face and take his air away then take his wallet
What the fuck is happening?
Kgbx3 makes a post
Zattatar makes a post
Hashmere makes post (Which aren't actually bad, you should make most)
BUT [B]What the fuck[/B] is happening?
Is this a fucking interactive thread or...what?
no need to be rude but i really have no idea what happened i just made pimp bear,then we started having fun with it
[b]You give in to your inner manwhore urges and suffocate Ramone with a condom. He wobbles in resistance but soon tires out and accepts his fate[/b]
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[b]You explore his various sweaty flabs and pockets until you retrieve his wallet. Inside is $35 and a Subway card.[/b]
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get on the radio and pin ramone's death on your pimp of a bear. this reward sounds tempting.
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