• The Awesome Adventure
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Here is the Awesome Adventure. You are a caveman, named Davugh Lingook. You are lost in the forest with amnesia. What do you do? [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/o938g3.png[/IMG] Let's go!
Stop being a stick figure.
[IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/4t1swi.png[/IMG] Okay. What next?
cut wood
get a big dick
[QUOTE=kgbx3;22054332]cut wood[/QUOTE] I have no tools to cut wood with at the moment.
grab twigs from tree
Go in the cave
[QUOTE=kgbx3;22054463]grab twigs from tree[/QUOTE] to make your dick bigger
(It's now in first person) [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/213ng50.jpg[/IMG] You walk into the cave. [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/f3z4tv.jpg[/IMG] Hmm... It is almost too dark to see. All of a sudden... [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/sxp1l5.jpg[/IMG] The claw of a bear flies at you! You duck, but... [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/206k394.jpg[/IMG] It hits you in the face. You are bleeding profusely as you run out of the cave. [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/2h80orp.jpg[/IMG] You run, not knowing where you're going. Next thing, you are in a field. What to do now?
grab the stick and use it as a dildo
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;22054873]grab the stick and use it as a dildo[/QUOTE] "How should I use this 'dildo' you speak of?" -Davugh Lingook
In the words of Nick... SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
grab the stick and kill the bear [editline]08:21PM[/editline] [IMG]http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8186/pimpj.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4177/13336058.png[/IMG]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/huggybear.png[/img]
I need to go to bed. I'll post moar tomorrow.
Aint the story over? The bear defeats the hero with a bitchslap and enslaves him as his manwhore. They should make a movie out of this epic story.
i was going to make a joke about what you said but this school thing wont work and i cant put it on anything like mail,image
I'm only posting when a non sex-related post comes up.
[quote=kgbx3] grab the stick and kill the bear [/quote] I really can't see anything 'sexual' about this.
[QUOTE=Gregah;22111497]I really can't see anything 'sexual' about this.[/QUOTE] Sorry, I missed that. Anyway, I'mma make content now..
i find that funny lets see what happens next :3 [IMG]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5469/711n.png[/IMG]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Hellothar.png[/img]
get a condom and fuck him then ask for 150 dollers then smoke :3
[b]You get into the car.[/b] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/haveachat.png[/img] [b]You ride for several minutes. Any attempt to start a conversation is met with silence. Finally the car rolls to a stop behind an old farmhouse.[/b] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/werehere.png[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ramone.png[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/huggy.png[/img]
>put a condom on his face and take his air away then take his wallet
What the fuck is happening? Kgbx3 makes a post Zattatar makes a post Hashmere makes post (Which aren't actually bad, you should make most) BUT [B]What the fuck[/B] is happening? Is this a fucking interactive thread or...what?
no need to be rude but i really have no idea what happened i just made pimp bear,then we started having fun with it
[b]You give in to your inner manwhore urges and suffocate Ramone with a condom. He wobbles in resistance but soon tires out and accepts his fate[/b] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/diecommie.png[/img] [b]You explore his various sweaty flabs and pockets until you retrieve his wallet. Inside is $35 and a Subway card.[/b] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/walloot.png[/img]
get on the radio and pin ramone's death on your pimp of a bear. this reward sounds tempting.
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