Man in crotchless pants breaks into sex store, throws dildos

[Liam]

[quote]A male thief wearing a dress and crotchless pants attacked a Brisbane sex store worker with sex toys during a bungled burglary.

Police say the 34-year-old man forced his way through the ceiling of the store in the northern suburb of Aspley in the early hours of Saturday morning.

The female manager of the store was alerted when the man set off an alarm.

When the owner confronted the man, who was wearing a wig, dress and crotchless pants, he allegedly threw a number of sex toys at the woman.

The thief climbed back through the ceiling and onto the roof where he was arrested by police.

The Murrumba Downs man has been charged with break and enter and possessing dangerous drugs.[/quote]

[url]http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-06-08/sex-shop-attack-aspley-critchless-pants-dress-wig/5508568[/url]

[Zonesylvania]

Maybe he was upset there were no dragon dildos.

[Zotobom]

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[BuffaloBill]

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This is literally the most saints row-like story I have ever heard. You couldn't make this shit up if you tried, only happen to stumble into this exact situation. :v:

[Gunzers6]

That'll be an interesting story to tell later on.

[Xephio]

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[nnanna]

These are the kind of threads I hope to see a liveleak link in

[RaptorJGW]

[QUOTE]When the owner confronted the man, who was wearing a wig, dress and crotchless pants, he allegedly threw a number of sex toys at the woman.[/QUOTE]

This guy knows how to party.