How I got my dick in a ball of yarn for Hezzy. NSFW - General

I'm 18, stop being nilly wiggies. Oh dearest me, before anyone bans me just remember that Hezzy sort of approves. Well I first got the idea after asking some steam friends what I should use to fuck while home alone, many good ideas were said but the best was a ball of yarn. Yes that magnificent ball of yarn that I creamed so hard into was the start of this beautiful journey that eventually led to this thread was a fuckable ball of yarn. I thought, "Hey, I could take a picture of my dick inside of a ball of yarn then send to Hezzy for advantages!" Fuck load that did, GMs know what I mean. Hezzy made a thread in GMF... With my dick in a ball of yarn and a bit of our MSN chat. I was later flooded with people from my steam friends asking, "What the hell?" And they gave me info that was in the GMF but their names will not be said for their safety. You may ask, "Why did you make this thread AteBitLord?" Or, "AteBitLord, you're a disgusting faggot with no life and a massive hurrdurr for posting your dick." Well to answer the question, I did this to make the people on my steam list shut the fuck up. To answer the insult, fuck you. And last but not least, the picture: Picture removed, contact your nearest douchebag for it. No I won't shave it and yes that is one sexy toliet seat cover.

Well, least when you put that back in your pants it'll look like you have something bigger, either than a 2"-er.

I clicked this an saw the hair then I scrolled down as fast as I could and typed this to tell you you should put media tags on that image and label it NSFW

AteBitLord:"PLEASE LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME PLEASE I NEED THE ATTENTION OH GOOD PLEASE LOOK AT ME"

what the fuck

[QUOTE=KKram16;22593562]I clicked this an saw the hair then I scrolled down as fast as I could and typed this to tell you you should put media tags on that image and label it NSFW[/QUOTE] You can't media tag images no more.

Dear god...

why the FUCK did garry remove media tags because this would of been a good time to use them FUCK

[QUOTE=Hendo;22593583]why the FUCK did garry remove media tags because this would of been a good time to use them FUCK[/QUOTE] I agree.

I can put a dick in a hole; I should make a thread.

atebitlord is 14.

that thumb is crazy

[QUOTE=ketchup;22593564]AteBitLord:"PLEASE LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME PLEASE I NEED THE ATTENTION OH GOOD PLEASE LOOK AT ME"[/QUOTE] Basically this

hey guys, this had NSFW on it, I'm gonna complain about it being NSFW CAUSE I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG. wat.

You should have stuck it in a wall outlet.

Attentionw whore

you're pretty fucking pathetic to do something like this for e-cred or attention. seriously, what the fuck?

[QUOTE=KKram16;22593562]I clicked this an saw the hair then I scrolled down as fast as I could and typed this to tell you you should put media tags on that image and label it NSFW[/QUOTE] The thread is called "How I got my dick in a ball of yarn for Hezzy". How much more of a warning do you want?

What a [i]dick thread.[/i]

no he is 18 I LOVE HIM

fag

Hey, I really appreciate seeing dicks in yarn balls at 9:40 at night.

Oh [i]GOD[/i]

Where you looking at pictures of your hot cousin while fucking that ball of yarn?

You should of stuck it into a cat's ass. There you go a real Ball of Yarn

I was expecting more of a story in the OP. Whatever, I still give it an A-.

[QUOTE=wlitsots;22593684]Where you looking at pictures of your hot cousin while fucking that ball of yarn?[/QUOTE] You're a spy aren't you?

Someone needs to get out more.

take off the yarn? :smug:

stop being an attention whore.