A Simple Guide to being Alpha - Getting Girls!! - General

I have noticed through my travels through this forum, that most of the threads created involve the OP having some sort of social inadequacy. So I am posting some notes I put together on becoming an Alpha male to help you guys out. What is an Alpha Male? [b]Alpha male is a term used in describing any group or society of animals that live closely together and have a dominant leader. [/b] How will being Alpha get you girls? [b]Girls strive for an Alpha male. It is what they desire in life, and will do a lot to sex with.[/b] What am I if I'm not Alpha? [b]You are a Beta. You take orders from others and get taken advantage of, girls see you as a friend. 95% of Girls will cheat on you if they feel they can have sex with an Alpha.[/b] Now some tips for being the Alpha male at school. You will need to progress through the social hierarchy to get to the top, so this will not happen in a day. - It is beta to smile a lot unless something is actually funny, or you are giving a girl a cheeky smile. - Alphas always show their presence when entering a room or group of people. Make sure you give lots eye contact. - Good posture makes everyone notice your presence more. - Always disrespect girls. If a girl is calling you names or something it is imperative you assert your place in the social hierarchy by insulting them worse "call them fat" or something. Girls are never at the top of a social hierarchy it is always an alpha male unless one is not present. Girls will find you attractive if you insult them and have a negative state of mind towards them. Don't ask me how it just works. - If you have a girlfriend, you be the one who makes the decisions do not let her boss you around. Also don't be a dumb ass lovestruck pussy saying I love you all the time. Make it rare to show your affection to her. The best way is by having sex with her. - Try to be the leader of your group of friends. Tell them what to do. Make them laugh more than everyone else. If someone in your group of friends starts trying to become the leader insult them and call them out on things. - Always state your opinions on things. - Insult people who are nerdier than you. - Lift weights to ensure your natural testosterone levels are high. - Intelligence != Popularity Dumbing yourself down does not make you more popular. The best alpha males are intelligent and will use their wit and intelligence to call out and insult other alpha males with more venom. - Be prepared to fight. If someone wants to fight you and you back down they become higher up in the hierarchy. There are ways to diffuse the situation if you are smart, but you will come out of the situation looking like the weaker man. However there are ways to back down from a fight but look more alpha than the other guy. Heavy insults and a strong verbal attack game are key here. [b]Most these tips will work after school. However do not start fights when you come out of school. It is more socially accepted if a grown man verbally insults someone rather than hitting them.[/b] How I know all this. I was the coolest guy at my school, I used to get laid all the time. Especially after calling good looking girls names and teasing them. Here is a few pictures of me getting laid, to prove I'm not a bullshitter. [img]http://i32.tinypic.com/hry74m.jpg[/img] Please feel free to discuss any errors I have made in the article or give some tips yourself. Good luck becoming an Alpha male and thanks for reading. Discuss what you think of my article. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - JohnnyMo1))[/highlight]

You remind me of Brucie from GTA IV

step 1: spread your pheramones everywhere step2: prove to the females you are dominant by fighting the other males on your beach step 3: mate with all the females works for walruses.

FYI this guy is trolling as someone called Zyzz, some buff guy from the bodybuilding forums. OP give us a timestamp or you're not the real zyzz and just some dumbass troll.

[QUOTE=CivilProtection;23776680]FYI this guy is trolling as someone called Zyzz, some buff guy from the bodybuilding forums. OP give us a timestamp or you're not the real zyzz and just some dumbass troll.[/QUOTE] I am him. It has been established many times on this forum. Edit: My brother wrote on my chest with a Sharpie. [img]http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/6209/youmad.jpg[/img]

I can still get girls without being an alpha male oh, and i don't take orders from anyone

I'm not a dick.

Or you can go for the remaining 5% that prefers betas, usually black-haired unsocial geeky girls with glasses that becomes extremely hot with just a few fashion tips. :eng101:

Coming from a blue member, this guide is invalid.

Seems like I have no problems for being alpha, but people hate me for my individuality, but I don't care.

[QUOTE=Zyzz;23776698]I am him. It has been established many times on this forum. Edit: My brother wrote on my chest with a Sharpie. [img]http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/6209/youmad.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] that's photoshopped and i've seen it before, just timestamp ffs or get out, you're actually a pretty crappy troll, and i've seen some shitty trolls in my time

You are my hero

[QUOTE=Tools;23776723]Or you can go for the remaining 5% that prefers betas, usually black-haired unsocial geeky girls with glasses that becomes extremely hot with just a few fashion tips. :eng101:[/QUOTE] ^^^^^ This is an example of beta mentality. I would rather have my pick over 95% of the girls in the world than 5%.

A+++ thread built on some solid facts right there!

[QUOTE=CivilProtection;23776741]that's photoshopped and i've seen it before, just timestamp ffs or get out, you're actually a pretty crappy troll, and i've seen some shitty trolls in my time[/QUOTE] What is timestamp? *Sigh* it's not photoshopped, but I hardly see the point of trying to prove myself further if everyone calls photoshop on whatever I post. Of course you have seen it before I posted it the other day.

[QUOTE=Zyzz;23776698]I am him. It has been established many times on this forum. Edit: My brother wrote on my chest with a Sharpie. [img]http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/6209/youmad.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] It looks like someone broke your chest.

[QUOTE=CivilProtection;23776741]that's photoshopped and i've seen it before, just timestamp ffs or get out, you're actually a pretty crappy troll, and i've seen some shitty trolls in my time[/QUOTE] Actually it's not photoshopped, this Alpha male is really Alpha. Once we had sexy time and I managed to write this on him. [img]http://i26.tinypic.com/2liilxt.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Zyzz;23776748]^^^^^ This is an example of beta mentality. I would rather have my pick over 95% of the girls in the world than 5%.[/QUOTE] But then again, I am the pussy sensitive guy that never gets the hot girl because he'd rather have a long lasting relationship than a one-nighter :eng99:

Basically a guide to be an asshole. Sadly it works.

This guide is for man-whores and general whores alike, you don't need to be the alpha male to get laid, 95% of whoreish girlfriends will cheat on you if they can find a bigger douche to sleep with. I hope my point is clear.

[QUOTE=Zyzz;23776642]I have noticed through my travels through this forum, that most of the threads created involve the OP having some sort of social inadequacy. So I am posting some notes I put together on becoming an Alpha male to help you guys out. What is an Alpha Male? [b]Alpha male is a term used in describing any group or society of animals that live closely together and have a dominant leader. [/b] How will being Alpha get you girls? [b]Girls strive for an Alpha male. It is what they desire in life, and will do a lot to sex with.[/b] What am I if I'm not Alpha? [b]You are a Beta. You take orders from others and get taken advantage of, girls see you as a friend. 95% of Girls will cheat on you if they feel they can have sex with an Alpha.[/b] Now some tips for being the Alpha male at school. You will need to progress through the social hierarchy to get to the top, so this will not happen in a day. - It is beta to smile a lot unless something is actually funny, or you are giving a girl a cheeky smile. - Alphas always show their presence when entering a room or group of people. Make sure you give lots eye contact. - Good posture makes everyone notice your presence more. - Always disrespect girls. If a girl is calling you names or something it is imperative you assert your place in the social hierarchy by insulting them worse "call them fat" or something. Girls are never at the top of a social hierarchy it is always an alpha male unless one is not present. Girls will find you attractive if you insult them and have a negative state of mind towards them. Don't ask me how it just works. - If you have a girlfriend, you be the one who makes the decisions do not let her boss you around. Also don't be a dumb ass lovestruck pussy saying I love you all the time. Make it rare to show your affection to her. The best way is by having sex with her. - Try to be the leader of your group of friends. Tell them what to do. Make them laugh more than everyone else. If someone in your group of friends starts trying to become the leader insult them and call them out on things. - Always state your opinions on things. - Insult people who are nerdier than you. - Lift weights to ensure your natural testosterone levels are high. - Intelligence != Popularity Dumbing yourself down does not make you more popular. The best alpha males are intelligent and will use their wit and intelligence to call out and insult other alpha males with more venom. - Be prepared to fight. If someone wants to fight you and you back down they become higher up in the hierarchy. There are ways to diffuse the situation if you are smart, but you will come out of the situation looking like the weaker man. However there are ways to back down from a fight but look more alpha than the other guy. Heavy insults and a strong verbal attack game are key here. [b]Most these tips will work after school. However do not start fights when you come out of school. It is more socially accepted if a grown man verbally insults someone rather than hitting them.[/b] How I know all this. I was the coolest guy at my school, I used to get laid all the time. Especially after calling good looking girls names and teasing them. Please feel free to discuss any errors I have made in the article or give some tips yourself. Good luck becoming an Alpha male and thanks for reading. Discuss what you think of my article.[/QUOTE] Um, basically become a douche? It really doesn't appeal to me when a guy tries to boss me around, sure I don't like to have a doormat for a boyfriend but I want someone assertive not domineering. I doubt a guy's friends would really like it either if he started bossing them around. I also don't like guys who bully other people, so picking on those nerdier is another turn off. Maybe this guide will land you with a typical whore who you can fuck and then discard, but if you want something more than that then this won't really work on any girl with common sence.

No wonder the [del]subhumans[/del] idiots breed so fast.

Yeah, I'd rather be a lonely loser nice guy than an overconfident prick like you, mate.

ahahhaahhahah

I would rather be with a loving girl (which I am) than be a dick and have totally meaningless sex with every slut around. "[B]95% of Girls will cheat on you if they feel they can have sex with an Alpha." -[/B] totally bullshit

[QUOTE=Zyzz;23776642] - Always disrespect girls. If a girl is calling you names or something it is imperative you assert your place in the social hierarchy by insulting them worse "call them fat" or something. Girls are never at the top of a social hierarchy it is always an alpha male unless one is not present. Girls will find you attractive if you insult them and have a negative state of mind towards them. Don't ask me how it just works.[/QUOTE] Only works if they think they can get any guy they want, AKA stuck-up bitches. They're used to guys trying to hit on them all the time, so if you act like a douche then they'll like you more as you're not one of the desperate horny kids wanting to bone. [Quote] - Insult people who are nerdier than you. [/QUOTE] Uneeded. This is called being a dick, not Alpha Male.

I do all of this except insult girls. That's just dickish. [editline]11:34AM[/editline] Most of this is just being an outgoing person and not a pussy.

[QUOTE=janky;23776886]Only works if they think they can get any guy they want. They're used to guys trying to hit on them all the time so if you act like a douche then they'll like you more. Strange to think about but you're right. Uneeded. This is called being a dick, not Alpha Male.[/QUOTE] This is how you move up the social hierarchy at school. It is proven to work. I don't recommend insulting them after you leave school.

[QUOTE=Dashiel;23776847]Yeah, I'd rather be a lonely loser nice guy than an overconfident prick like you, mate.[/QUOTE] That bloke's a real tosser, mate.

So this guide tells how to get laid with every slut in your school?