• I was banned from Mcdonald's.....for taking too many napkins....
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So it all started when me and my friends walked to the Mcdonalds a block away from my house, we ate and had a good time and as we left I took about maybe 10, 15 napkins for my house (I was out of napkins and it was really pissing me off) as were walking away someone yells something and me and my friends turned around. It was the manager.. "Why'd take all those napkins?" "Their free..." "There meant for here so people can refrain from being a mess, not freebies for kid's like you guys" "So technically there not fre-" "You keep the napkins here and don't take too many" "Well, 'sir' if that's the case I think you need a new sign" "Next time I come here I-" "NO, there's not gonna be a next time" "Next time you come here I'm calling the cops" So now I can't go to Mcdonald's anymore without him calling the cops and telling them I took some of his free napkins
[QUOTE=tasty-man]So it all started when me and my friends walked to the Mcdonalds a block away from my house, we ate and had a good time and as we left I took about maybe 10, 15 napkins for my house (I was out of napkins and it was really pissing me off) as were walking away someone yells something and me and my friends turned around. It was the manager.. "Why'd take all those napkins?" "Their free..." "There meant for here so people can refrain from being a mess, not freebies for kid's like you guys" "So technically there not fre-" "You keep the napkins here and don't take too many" "Well, 'sir' if that's the case I think you need a new sign" "Next time you come here I'm calling the cops" So now I can't go to Mcdonald's anymore without him calling the cops and telling them I took some of his free napkins[/QUOTE] Just go in and see what happens, chances are they wont even recognize you or a different manager will be on duty.
Get a hat, some sun glasses and go to that Mcdonalds and have a friend order. After enjoying your food, grab some napkins, go up to the manager pull off the hat and sunglasses and say "lol it was me the whole time" and run out with napkins. That'll teach him.
Fuck them, let them call the cops. They will probably be like "...You called us for THIS? the local department will be sending you a bill for wasting our time."
Guy sounds like an ass. I'd just go back.
[QUOTE=Da Bomb76]Just go in and see what happens, chances are they wont even recognize you or a different manager will be on duty.[/QUOTE] I'm not really mad they banned me I'm just telling everyone how stupid they are
I get banned from these sort of places all the time, they don't do anything.
Suck a dick [b][highlight](User was permabanned for this post (Reason: MoooovX) [event] 139164 [/event])[/highlight][/b]
I think they did you a favor
I'd go back, spill a drink "accidentally", and take a shitload of napkins to clean it up. That'd piss them off.
I'd just make them clean it up.
I think you deserved it, you took too many fucking napkins. I really doubt you took 10 or 15, they wouldn't do that to you if you took that many. Plus, you were being a smartass by saying they should get a new sign.
The last time I went through McDonalds' drive-thru they gave me like half a fucking tree's worth of napkins. If you're that bent about it, call up corporate and they'll send you some free coupons and stuff.
I remember when I went to a McDonald's one time, this lady was individually picking the coating off of a hash brown with a napkin, she was using one napkin per piece of coating. :v: Unless you took half of the napkins, I really don't see why they got angry about it.
Go back and take a napkin. Or use the drive-thru and play "[b]FIRE IN THE HOLE![/b]"
Report the manager to the higher ups, that way he might lose his job, or report it to the press, they love that kind of stuff. "Macdonalds manager shouts at kid over free napkins, and threatens to call cops." I think it would be a real hit.
Can't you just BUY your own napkins instead of taking them from McDonalds.
[QUOTE=DSK123]Get a hat, some sun glasses and go to that Mcdonalds and have a friend order. After enjoying your food, grab some napkins, go up to the manager pull off the hat and sunglasses and say "lol it was me the whole time" and run out with napkins. That'll teach him.[/QUOTE] Fucking do this, goddamn.
Hope you rot, criminal scum.
Just go back and refrain from taking his napkins I guess?
You should go in next time and shit on all their bathroom walls. Just make it splatter all over the place. Then stick all the napkins all over the bathroom.
[b]YOU ARE VIOLATING THE LAW![/B]
I got banned from my McDonalds for asking for a Whopper with no meat, no cheese, etc, making it a bun with ketchup and mustard. I was actually planning on eating it though. I also went through the drive through and said "I am Tony Montana, and if you do not serve me, I will blow up your car." Needless to say, I go back there and they don't care.
[QUOTE=fragmaplas]Hope you rot, criminal scum.[/QUOTE] Serve Your Sentence or pay the court a fine.
They kicked me out because I was tray sliding both in the dining room and outside with my car.
[QUOTE=tasty-man]So it all started when me and my friends walked to the Mcdonalds a block away from my house, we ate and had a good time and as we left I took about maybe 10, 15 napkins for my house (I was out of napkins and it was really pissing me off) as were walking away someone yells something and me and my friends turned around. It was the manager.. "Why'd take all those napkins?" "Their free..." "There meant for here so people can refrain from being a mess, not freebies for kid's like you guys" "So technically there not fre-" "You keep the napkins here and don't take too many" "Well, 'sir' if that's the case I think you need a new sign" "Next time you come here I'm calling the cops" So now I can't go to Mcdonald's anymore without him calling the cops and telling them I took some of his free napkins[/QUOTE] Tell him Funcoot told you that you could take those napkins. :cool:
Go back if the manger screams I'm going to phone the police let him. As soon as they arrive they will just charge him for wasting there time.
i got glared at and almost kicked out for snig.gering too loud at a transexual cashier. I couldn't help it, he had boobs and a a girly voice, but thick arms and a starch. Haha, yeah I'm a bad person
[QUOTE=tasty-man] "Well, 'sir' if that's the case I think you need a new sign" [/QUOTE] I don't know about you guys but when I said this I felt pretty badass
[QUOTE=thereisno133]i got glared at and almost kicked out for snig.gering too loud at a transexual cashier. I couldn't help it, he had boobs and a a girly voice, but thick arms and a starch. Haha, yeah I'm a bad person[/QUOTE] No you're a good person making fun of people happens all the time.
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