I need help. Big time.
Last night, before I went to bed, I went in the bathroom and smoked a batty. Usually I'm quite restless when I try and sleep, and I figured smoking a little weed would help.
So I left the batty on the bathroom counter and my dad found it this morning. I don't know what they're going to say (my dad is gone), but I'm sure if my mom gets involved it will probably end up with me being arrested by the cops.
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What? Arrested? First off, what's this batty?
If your parents actually love you, I don't see why they would have you arrested.
Just calm down and wait for what your parents have to say about it.
I don't think they will call the cops on you unless this is a reoccurring thing. Tell them it helps you sleep etc
batty=some sort of pipe?
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yea get their opinion on it first. maybe they won't even bring it up and wait for you to say something.
I think he means Fatty instead of batty, and about your parents you need to tell them to chill the fuck out
If he means some sort of smoking equipment, such as a pipe/bong or whatever... Then you couldn't even get arrested if the police caught you with just that.
Do you have good grades?
Say you use it to chill out before you go to bed, and that you don't let it get in the way of school.
Well, I'm 17, so I could be arrested. Anyways, a batty is like a small pipe for weed (you know, like a cigarette batty looks like a cigarette).
EDIT: I have mostly good grades, but I've got a horrible grade in pre-calc because I never do the homework.
batty where i'm from means ass lol
[QUOTE=Punjon;17816098]Well, I'm 17, so I could be arrested. Anyways, a batty is like a small pipe for weed (you know, like a cigarette batty looks like a cigarette).
EDIT: I have mostly good grades, but I've got a horrible grade in pre-calc because I never do the homework.[/QUOTE]
Well for a start, it wasn't found on you - in the toilet, so if you're parents did call the police, just say "no it was my dad".. parents have no way to prove its yours (hopefully) so they can't prove it isn't theirs either. Secondly, you can't get in shit with the police for having a pipe. That's why it's legal to buy them from headshops etc. Worst trouble is that with the parents, but personally i'd rather be in shit with the police than break down my relationship with my parents.
[QUOTE=Qwerty?;17816144]batty where i'm from means ass lol[/QUOTE]
that explains a lot.
you will not be arrested, I can tell you that much.
Being caught by your parents sucks though, I've had it happen to me once before, and it's an experience that haunted me for several months because I was so high when my parents caught me.
I've been high around my mom and I don't think she noticed, even tho my dad used to openly smoke weed ALOT! Hes a nurse :D
Your parents would be dumb fucks if they called the cops, they would get in trouble, not you. They are the ones in control of the substances and items going into and out of their house, not you. It's the law.
i thought if theres resin in the bowl they have a reason to say you are in possession. i know a person that the cops found his bowl in his car and they just confiscated it and that was it. my mom is cool as hell she lets me smoke right in front of her she actually asks me if i'm high sometimes lol and i think my dad is an avid smoker with his friends behind our backs.
All's well. I got briefly yelled at and grounded. My dad threw my pipe at me, then I picked it up and thought I was gonna get to keep it. My mom took it though :(
Just doing homework now, gonna smoke another bowl before I go to sleep, so I can actually get a good night's rest like i've been having for the past week.
[QUOTE=Punjon;17820869]All's well. I got briefly yelled at and grounded. My dad threw my pipe at me, then I picked it up and thought I was gonna get to keep it. My mom took it though :(
Just doing homework now, gonna smoke another bowl before I go to sleep, so I can actually get a good night's rest like i've been having for the past week.[/QUOTE]
Its nice to see that you learned your lesson :v:
the parents are the ones that need to learn their lesson
[QUOTE=Punjon;17820869]All's well. I got briefly yelled at and grounded. My dad threw my pipe at me, then I picked it up and thought I was gonna get to keep it. My mom took it though :(
Just doing homework now, gonna smoke another bowl before I go to sleep, so I can actually get a good night's rest like i've been having for the past week.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha seriously? Not even gonna wait 1 night?
my mum just heard me on the phone asking my mate bout getting an OZ well she heard me saying that the most i was willing to pay was £140, was fun.
I got caught just recently as well. Long story short, it sucked and still sucks :(.
I know how you feel man. I promised them I wouldn't smoke weed again, but still did. They caught me a second time and I told them I hadn't broken the promise and I had been smoking green tea since instead. They were pretty 'wtf' but they can't be angry because it's just tea :P.
Tell them that if they don't let you smoke weed then you'll start doing pills or something.
Alternatively, show them The Union.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;17827165]I got caught just recently as well. Long story short, it sucked and still sucks :(.
I know how you feel man. I promised them I wouldn't smoke weed again, but still did. They caught me a second time and I told them I hadn't broken the promise and I had been smoking green tea since instead. They were pretty 'wtf' but they can't be angry because it's just tea :P.[/QUOTE]
Green tea is the new weed! :-O
if my dad found one of my joints in the bathroom he would smoke it, and my mom would beat his ass for not sharing.
The best way out of it, is to say its the only thing that makes you feel normal/happy or whatever.
it worked for me when i got caught, i had been on off antidepressants , none of them worked so i cooked up a sob story about how weed was the only thing that made me happy and that i knew it was a weak thing to do etc, and that id never do it again.
I may have just been caught as well. For whatever fucking reason, my dad decided to go through my phone while I was in the shower. He found a text in which I was talking about getting bud.
This is the 5th time I've been caught, and my parents know that all of my friends smoke, so I just said we were getting bud for them. She bought it and agreed that it was fucked up that dad went through my phone. There's a good chance I'll get tested tonight. I smoked Monday night and Saturday night. I used a detox kit (Stats Flush) at 1:00, meaning my window of clean piss is closing. I don't know if it even worked. The bottle said there needs to be a minimum of 48 hours since you smoked. It was only 36.
I think I'll be fine. though. When I got caught a few months back (another case of invaded privacy and [b]shitty[/b] luck) I was clean in 4 days after 3 months of daily smoking.
My friend uses synthetic urine to get by, it actually works.
I'll get back to y'all when he responds to to my text asking which brand.
Damn, I totally wasted $25. I didn't even get piss tested.
Buddy and I are taking the train up to Chicago to visit some friends. We're gonna get wrecked before we leave :smug:
It's called Quick Fix Synthetic Urine for anyone that still needs to know.
Have fun Anubis :D
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