It took me until about 1:00 to realize this was from the Onion and not actually the dumbest marketing scheme in existence.
I would totally buy paper towels that had that design. Much better than flowers or plain white towels.
[QUOTE=Gnomical;45003592]I would totally buy paper towels that had that design. Much better than flowers or plain white towels.[/QUOTE]
that way people think you're autistic instead of boring!!
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;45002543]It took me until about 1:00 to realize this was from the Onion and not actually the dumbest marketing scheme in existence.[/QUOTE]
Fast Food Restaurants need to take this seriously. Their napkins are almost like flimsy hydrophobic plastic
As said above, the design is actually kind of cool. I'd buy it
"You'll know the sheet is separated from the roll when you can no longer tear."
Imagine actually learning something new after hearing that.
someone help!
I watched this video and after a week of wiping up stains with my paper towel I find that it isn't absorbing them anymore, and instead just spreading the previous stains around in an even bigger mess!
how do I fix my paper towel??
What if my hands are bigger than the drawn hand on the towel? Will I still be able to use it?
Instructions unclear. My paper towel roll only has flowers and shit on it. Where do I tear?
Does the warranty cover manufacturing defects?
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