• Rampaging goat puts three in hospital
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[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7612632/Rampaging-goat-puts-three-in-hospital.html[/url] [release][img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/cwillow894/goat.jpg[/img] The seven-year-old billygoat, named Billy, wandered into the grounds of the On Luck Chinese nursing home after escaping its enclosure at a nearby home. The animal became agitated when a gardener tried to shoo it away. The goat butted the gardener before attacking a second man, aged in his seventies, who rushed over to help. Both of the men suffered suspected spinal injuries during the incident and the gardener, aged 60, was also left with cuts to his head and elbow. A woman who had witnessed the furore injured her ankle as she ran for help. Neighbours said it was the first time the animal had caused any trouble. Peter Balassone, who lives next door to the goat's owners, said he was surprised to hear of the drama. "The goats have been fine, believe it or not. Not a problem at all," he told the Melbourne Herald Sun newspaper. "But he does have an electrified fence on his side (of our fence)." "I've got two sheep, but they're harmless." A Victoria Police spokesman said that the goat had managed to make its way into the On Luck Chinese Retirement Village in the suburb of Donvale just after 11am when it began acting aggressively. Police were called to the scene by frightened residents. Constable Diane Davidson told the Manningham Leader that she and her partner had pulled the "big goat" off one of the men, who was "conscious and breathing the whole time". Police called to the scene were able to subdue the animal until its owner arrived with rope to tether it. [/release] :wtc:
Oh wow. I always hear about this kind of weird shit on Facepunch.
Goats are such total badasses.
Is it just me or does the goat have a :smug: face?
The old lady hurt herself running away. That`s good
Sounds like something out of Dwarf Fortress. "Goat has entered marital state" "UristMcDwarf cancels build: Interrupted by a Goat"
That's one Baaaah-dass goat.
[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;21582194]That's one Baaaah-dass goat.[/QUOTE] That pun really got my goat
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21582382][quote]That's one Baaaah-dass goat.[/quote]That pun really got my goat[/QUOTE] :smithicide:
I know people are hurt, but I couldn't keep myself from laughing. :saddowns:
I can just imagine a goat standing around a bunch of bleeding elderly people
I don't know, I'm imagining a goat standing triumphantly on top of a pile of fallen old people. Imagine it: [img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/cwillow894/goat.jpg[/img]
You guys have to be [I]kidding[/i] me. These puns are horrid.
Goats are fucking annoying, I mean just look at that fucker
[QUOTE=Adius Shadow;21583482]Goats are fucking annoying, I mean just look at that fucker[/QUOTE] Goats are pretty cool, except when they go on rampages.
What the fuck has that goat got on its head? It's like a wedding veil.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21583664]What the fuck has that goat got in its head? It's like a wedding veil.[/QUOTE] You don't remember the Badage Boys, do you? :frown:
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21583669]You don't remember the Badage Boys, do you? :frown:[/QUOTE] Who wants to remember that bullshit
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21583669]You don't remember the Badage Boys, do you? :frown:[/QUOTE] I don't know who the Badage Boys are. Kind of curious now, though.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;21583685]I don't know who the Badage Boys are. Kind of curious now, though.[/QUOTE] Google it. It was a series of nonsensical spam-like threads that I for some reason found hilarious. That goat was one of the images. I loved that goat.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;21583354]I don't know, I'm imagining a goat standing triumphantly on top of a pile of fallen old people. Imagine it: [img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/cwillow894/goat.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Goat is smug.. :byodood:
[QUOTE=Badage Boys][b]Elder[/b] An ancient Egyptian vampire, the Elder was the guardian of Akasha and Enkil prior to Marius. He was the cause of vampires everywhere being burnt (himself included), when he placed the ancient couple in the sun. He does this to test the legend that the preservation or destruction of Akasha and Enkil is the determinant in the survival of the vampire race. When Marius comes to remove the ancient couple from the Elder's care, the Elder becomes enraged and is killed by Akasha. [img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/cwillow894/goat.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;21584229][/QUOTE] Ah, absurdist humor.
Those people should have moo-vd [editline]06:56PM[/editline] oh wait
That goat crazy
The goat is baaad
What a cool goat.
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