• The Biggest Jumping Spider
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zqaRM3ZteM[/media] I want one!
I love how it moves like a robot.
The eyes make them look adorable.
Are these things dangerous? Might be a stupid question.
I'm not even afraid of spiders but when that spring sound went off I shit myself :(
I am dawwwing and noping all at the same time.
God damn it, the itch...
[img]http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/178021-1/Spiders_reflection.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Waffle99;40186743][img]http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/178021-1/Spiders_reflection.gif[/img][/QUOTE]Reminds me of that flag minigame in mario party...
Aw, the way it has its front legs out looks like it wants a hug :3
[QUOTE=Gustafa;40186710]Are these things dangerous? Might be a stupid question.[/QUOTE] From what I understand, to humans, no. They're just very curious. They usually only bite if they feel threatened and even then they're not poisonous to humans.
[QUOTE=Yotrig;40188159]From what I understand, to humans, no. They're just very curious. They usually only bite if they feel threatened and even then they're not poisonous to humans.[/QUOTE] In my mind, every spider is poisonous.
[video=youtube;1oRRBPdM6Wc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oRRBPdM6Wc[/video] I think this guy is bigger.
I don't care how cute they are, the way spiders move still creeps the shit out of me.
The yellow colour of it reminds me of Tachikomas
[QUOTE=krten_2x 4b;40189272]The yellow colour of it reminds me of Tachikomas[/QUOTE] It reminds me of Joltik
it has gigantic caterpillar eyebrows
if it moves slow its a good spider, if its fast kill it before it kills you
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;40189815]if it moves slow its a good spider, if its fast kill it before it kills you[/QUOTE] This is more or less how I was taught to deal with spiders. Big and slow? Probably not poisonous, but a painful bite for sure. Small and fast? SQUISH IT, SQUISH IT NOW.
[QUOTE=Kegan;40188321][video=youtube;1oRRBPdM6Wc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oRRBPdM6Wc[/video] I think this guy is bigger.[/QUOTE] I believe they mean the species.
[QUOTE=Kegan;40188321][video=youtube;1oRRBPdM6Wc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oRRBPdM6Wc[/video] I think this guy is bigger.[/QUOTE] not as cute
It looks like a plush toy! :3
"Is that a thing?" "I want to jump on a thing."
[QUOTE=Kegan;40188321][video=youtube;1oRRBPdM6Wc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oRRBPdM6Wc[/video] I think this guy is bigger.[/QUOTE] But it looks like death.
now I'm absolutely terrified of spiders like, 'fill an entire room with fly spray and close the door until its dead' type of deal but even I think this is adorable
it's crazy how it can stop moving completely and become statue-like even though it has to breath
I fucking shit myself when i see a spider, to the degree where i have to hold the vacuum cleaner as far back as humanly possible so i don't have to get within 8 meters of the fucking thing. But yeah, this thing is kinda cute, until it jumps in your face like a facehugger from Aliens. I think i would die from a heart attack.
About at 1:06 he's like "Can I hug you? Please? Come here! Let me hug you!"
I think this is the only spider I could handle existing within a few centimetres of me. Can we replace all spiders with these guys please? Thanks.
[QUOTE=Kegan;40188321][video=youtube;1oRRBPdM6Wc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oRRBPdM6Wc[/video] I think this guy is bigger.[/QUOTE] NOPE.
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