So not too long ago (30min), I was trimming my bush. Sounds normal for most people who get tired of their forest/shrubs. While chopping down these trees, I started getting distracted about the little scraps flying on my hand. I pushed em off, and cut some off at the same time. It was a HUGE mistake! I cut a little smidge off of my cajones. It's bleeding a little, and I don't know what to do.
This is why I want to know the best way to trim without scissors. What's your method?
I use an old standard shaving blade.
OH FUCK 1000th post! Lets party!:holy:
well here in the south we like to use a razor blade, don't know about the yanks though
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oh lol I thought you meant... nevermind
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ok someone else covered pen0r-healing powers
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[QUOTE=xHcOxPinata;18019934]While chopping down these trees, I sta-[/QUOTE]
WOAH WOAH TREE MEANS YOUR DICK MAN
You'd better get to a hospital.
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Shit. Sorry bro.
I cut my willie shaving a while back. It healed up no problem in couple of days.
I shave my dick with an electric razor.
Wait you cut your balls?
I thought this was just a thread asking how to shave, not help you with your cut ball sack D:
Trimming makes it itch like a bitch!
[QUOTE=mbutler2;18019951][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiJNewpCnY[/media][/QUOTE]
That pretty much helped with everything! Thanks!
Why would you even go near your sack with a razor?
I just let my pleasure garden flourish and make sure I leave one long hair in the toilet for the next person.
[QUOTE=mbutler2;18019951][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiJNewpCnY[/media][/QUOTE]
this changed my life
be sure not to cut off a chunk of your dick and the try to superglue it back on
Use this, It's faster.
[img]http://www.swordsandarmor.com/images/AX882433_Executioners_Axe.jpg[/img]
Also how do you get distracted while doing that..
[QUOTE=mbutler2;18019951][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiJNewpCnY[/media][/QUOTE]
I want to mail Gillette a poster size printout of [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/information.png[/IMG]
i remember back in vietnam when i shaved my ballz with a ka-bar. it was a beautiful night and my friend stephen had the nightshift. i was just about to hit the sack, but i decided to trim my ball [i]sack[/i] first, LoL pun íntended. either way everything was going smooth when trimming down at the lake, when my friend stephen hopped out of the bush and called me a viet cong son of a bitch
i chopped off my entire dick and now i piss out of a straw. yeah motherfucker
[QUOTE=MonkeyMan44;18020095]i remember back in vietnam when i shaved my ballz with a ka-bar. it was a beautiful night and my friend stephen had the nightshift. i was just about to hit the sack, but i decided to trim my ball [i]sack[/i] first, LoL pun íntended. either way everything was going smooth when trimming down at the lake, when my friend stephen hopped out of the bush and called me a viet cong son of a bitch
i chopped off my entire dick and now i piss out of a straw. yeah motherfucker[/QUOTE]
I gave you a pallet because that was a beautiful story, told so eloquently, as if spoken by an angel.
the best way to shave is to buy a pack of razors and drop them from head height ....
Philips Norelco Bodygroom. About $30 bucks. Designed for shaving pubes and shit. Can't cut yourself with it. The only issue is what to tell people when your pube razor comes in the mail.
[QUOTE=Valdor;18020077]Use this, It's faster.
[img]http://www.swordsandarmor.com/images/AX882433_Executioners_Axe.jpg[/img]
Also how do you get distracted while doing that..[/QUOTE]
The pubes that were being cut were jumping on my hand, I wiped them off whilst cutting others
Get some random scissors and just trim it, well sterilize it first then trim it.
I actually just tried doing it with scissors.
I accidentaly cut my nutsack. It hurt like a bitch for about fifteen seconds, then went away.
