Someone deposited a small statue in front of my door

[MadJawa]

This afternoon, my brother heard someone knocking on the door. But when we opened, there was no-one, so we thought he just hallucinated or something. But then we later noticed a little package labeled "FRAGILE" on the floor. Inside there was this small statue :
[img]http://img.madjawa.net/0wdq7.png[/img]

Now you might think "stop clogging GD with your stupid thread no one cares" but I was wondering if any of you know what this is? maybe it's some kind of death threat from one of my neighbour because I stole their wifi, who knows

Also we moved here less than a month ago so we hardly know anyone. maybe some girl fell in love with me and want to grab my attention

[Kagrs]

Or maybe someone wants to get rid of an ugly statue.

[Ruski]

holy fuck its a haunted statue

put it on someone esles doorstep or you will die

ohfuckohfuckoohfuck

[Wam]

You use your neighbours wifi? Fiend!

[WastedJamacan]

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;31568088]holy fuck its a haunted statue

put it on someone esles doorstep or you will die

ohfuckohfuckoohfuck[/QUOTE]

sounds like a chain letter

[Mcfuret]

You have been marked. Leave the country, or be collected.

[Noz]

Could have been delivered to the wrong house, or meant to go to the previous owner of the house.

[gnisasas]

This reminds me of some story some other FPer posted a loong time ago, can't really remember the details, I think it had something to do with a shit or something? Or a jiraffe

[alex..]

Maybe it is worth something, maybe get it appraised?

[Gook Nukem]

I got a statue in the mail too recently...:tinfoil:

[Grassybat]

It's a bomb.

[Muthenfrucheir]

Accept it into you life,perhaps your dearest relative could keep it.You simply hit the red button and say "Jihad" into the microphone,and it will improve upon the Western society you call home.

[Kindlinho]

[QUOTE=GrassyBat;31568379]It's a bomb.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qKzIsisU[/media]

[Pocket Medic]

Worship it as your new god.

[Richard Longflop]

It's cancer

Amputate everything

[Bytecry]

It's the illumunati.

[polarbear]

Someone did this to my house, except they left some statue of a guy holding up a sign saying "You're rated PG - Pretty great!"

I definitely was not insulted.

[Devazzor]

Eat it

[slashsnemesis]

Now put it on someone elses doorstep and continue the cycle.

Put a tracking device on it to see where it ends up.

[DeanWinchester]

In 5 days that statue will come alive and kill you, post this in 5 other threads to avoid it.

[Jimbojib]

SO IT WAS YOU WHO RAN UP MY INTERNET BILL

[Deiru]

You should do one of those things were you take it on holiday all the time and take photos of it in different places. I did that once to a friend, except I took her alien chestburster.

[Staneh]

If you break it, you die.

[phlexiglass]

At first I thought someone gravebumped the ceramic Giraffe thread

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=xxncxx;31569589]At first I thought someone gravebumped the ceramic Giraffe thread[/QUOTE]

Link?

[Lizurd Man]

[QUOTE=madjawa;31568044]maybe some girl fell in love with me and want to grab my attention[/QUOTE]

There is no doubt in anyone's mind that this is the [b]only[/b] option.

[lazy]

I thought this was that thread about that guys giraffe statue :v:

[MountainWatcher]

It's an ARG, man. You've been picked to playtest Episode 3.

[TaniaTiger]

Reminds me of the weeping angels from Doctor Who. Maybe it got there by itself and is getting closer every time you look away.

[b]DON'T LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT[/B]

[Nachy]

It looks kinda like a very humanoid version of Smeagol/Gollum from LOTR