:siren:Ok. Let me start out by saying I am a boy. If your gonna make some stupid comment in this thread about me, get out.:siren:
So. Now that we have that out of the way, let's talk about my life. My life and everyone confusing my sexuialty. About a year ago I just said to myself,"I'm going to grow my hair out." So the first couple of months it was just everyone saying, "Hur Hur you have long hair." Then it got longer. And longer. Now it's past my shoulders and touching my back. So there's the prologue, here comes my sorrow.
About 3 months ago people started calling me a girl. I actually don't remember the first act of this craziness. Off the top of my head I can think of 3 times I was called a girl. (It has happened lots of other times then this.)
1st time: We had an art festival in central park on Saturday, Right after my soccer game. So Me and my mom drove down to this Shin-dig and started looking around. About half-way through our browsing of the tents, we come to one with some lady artist. I don't remeber if I looked her in the eye or not, but she went ahead and said some of the most scarring words of my life:
"Hey! Soccer Girl! Did you win your big game?"
I did an immediate 180 turn on my heels and faced the other way, and muttered, "Uh, no." I guess she heard me, and she said,"Oh, too bad." My mom was covering her hand with her mouth with her hand, trying very hard not to roar with laughter in the tent. But I was laughing a bit, too. About 5 seconds after that little run in, we left that tent. I turned to my mom and said straight to her, "Don't you DARE buy anything from her, okay?"
2nd time: Me and my mom decided to go and eat at steak 'n shake. So when we got there our waitress came up and said very casually," What can I get you ladies?" My mom and I just started laughing. Our waitress asked,"what's so funny?" which was followed by my mom saying,"That's a boy." and pointing to me. She then apoligized and went and got our shakes.
3rd time: This time I wasn't there, but according to my mom, this is true. While I was playing soccer, I went in as goalie. And with about 7 min. left, some kid was running up to me to kick the ball and attempt a goal. I knew I had to stop him, so I ran up and dove at the ball. Right when I got my hands on the ball, he swung his leg at full force and he kicked me right in the face. (IN DA FACE!) I hit the ground almost instantly. And according to my mom, some lady sitting next to her said just out in the air," Did she get kicked?" My mom screamed to this moron,"He's a boy, and yes he got kicked!" Then she ran out to help me.
So, I thought you would just like to hear about my experiences. And Guess what? Now you get to type about it!
Post pictures of your hair so we can see if the people are dumb or if you actually look like a girl.
Cut your hair than...... if you don't like being called a girl just cut it. Or get a style..
Do you look sexy with long hair?
Cut your hair then.
hippy
Everyone else said cut your hair, and I don't want to get clocks, so gel your hair into bull horns.
[QUOTE=Pegleg;18290034]You ever consider, you know, cutting your hair?[/QUOTE]
Cutting is emo.
"Steak 'n Shake"
:byodood:
[QUOTE=Bapebape|!bape;18290012]Do you look sexy with long hair?[/QUOTE]
Of course. The girls dig it. :v:
Maybe you should switch genders.
my hair's past my belt stop complaining
[QUOTE=Wayword;18290045]Cutting is emo.[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of a joke. If someone is talking about being emo or something related, bump in and say:
"Isn't emo a bird?"
Of course, Sarcasm.
I feel you OP, I had long hair touching my back for most of my life. Shit like this happened all the time until I buzzed it.
Long hair is awesome till it gets fucking annoying.
Show us a normal picture of yourself. No Myspace angles or retarded shit, straight on full body picture
[QUOTE=absinthe;18290100]my hair's past my belt stop complaining[/QUOTE]
Yes, but do people call your a girl? Don't get me wrong, I love my hair this long.
maybe you are a girl? if u let other people see ur privates then u can be sure of ur sex but if u didnt let anyone else see what if u were born with a vagina but told it was a penis and grew up thinking u had a penis cause u never knew what a vagina looked like?????
[QUOTE=Billiam;18290117]I feel you OP, I had long hair touching my back for most of my life. Shit like this happened all the time until I buzzed it.
Long hair is awesome till it gets fucking annoying.[/QUOTE]
Agreed.
Don't wash it so well so it looks less like a girl's hair. Or just work out until you are very obviously a guy, which is probably the better decision. G1rl$ d1g buf d00ds :c00lbert:
So soccer girl did you win your big game
[QUOTE=iggy650;18290129]Yes, but do people call your a girl? Don't get me wrong, I love my hair this long.[/QUOTE]
a few times quite a while ago when it was about your length
twice at steak 'n shake too
[quote]About a year ago I just said to myself,"I'm going to grow my hair out."[/quote]
:frog:
If you like it long, who fucking cares?
I'm pretty sure OP is probably 13-14 and still has a baby face, there's no way somebody could confuse a kid with a girl like that lol
Pics of your hair!
At least you know that you would be a convincing tranny.
I've gotten mistaken for a girl before.
But only by people over the age of 80
w hats up soccer girl
OP needs pics
If you care so much then cut your hair.
You must be pretty young if people confuse you with a girl.
Get some facial scars and grow a mustache.
Take your pants off so your willy shows all the time. That way no one will suspect you of being a girl.
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