Sleep-stripping, also known as the scientifically correct term "sleep-stripping", is the act of removing clothing whilst asleep or half-asleep and usually not remembering.
Two days ago on Sunday, January 24th 2010, I did my normal routine of going to sleep with my iPod listening to some [url=http://mwardmusic.com/]M. Ward[/url]. I should note here that my average day consists of wearing jeans all day, and by the end of it I take my jeans off and put pajama pants on for comfortability. Since it was the weekend, I kept my pajama pants on for the entire 2 days straight and it felt uncomfortable wearing them all day and not taking them off.
Continuing on, I consider taking my pajama pants off, but don't and fall asleep. When I wake up the next morning, I'm startled to find that my extremely hairy, muscular thighs as well as my long 8 inch dick is out of it's plaid fabric casket. Almost immediately realizing this was not what I fell asleep in, I press on my ass to see if it was in any way tampered with. As soft and hairy as ever. We can rule out being fucking ass raped for now. My shit and semen stained underwear (I'm really lazy on the weekend so I don't shower. I know it's disgusting, but it's disturbingly comfortable too.) are laying on top of my pajama pants that are sprawled on the ground.
I was freaking out thinking my family (dad?) ripped my clothes off to gander at my beautifully sculpted dick, abs of titanium, and bulging muscles. Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on the way you look at it, this was not the case. I Google "sleep-stripping" half expecting to find some porn. I was disappointed there wasn't. A very helpful post, not like the Yahoo Answers result just below it, on the [url=http://www.healthboards.com/boards/archive/index.php/t-211128.html]HealthBoard[/url] forums explained a very similar situation to mine, thus ruling out other possibilities to my mysterious clothing removal case such as the KGB, aliens, swamp gas, (still a possibility?) and slender man. I guess I just decided that between 1:00 AM and 7:00 AM to suddenly just take my pants off, and in my half-asleep state, not remembering it the next morning.
So Facepunch, I hope you absorb the lesson learned in this thread. If you suddenly wind up without any clothes and don't remember taking them off, put that incest-related idea away for now and consider sleep-stripping. Thank you very much.
[u]tl;dr:[/u] I take a very simple condition and add a dash of dicks and general vulgar content.
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ps: not gay just advertising my member for the ladies out there (kloaz I'm looking at you :smug:)
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I want to know about your living situation if the first thing you think about upon waking up weird is if you've been buttraped in your own house.
I'm startled to find that my [B]extremely bald, fat thighs as well as my prawny 1.5 inch dick is out of it's plaid fabric casket.[/B]
Once, I went to bed wearing my socks, and only woke up with one still on!
^ I've done this also.
Sounds hot...
I also lose my socks quite a lot.
Your family wants to see you naked.
Woke up in pajama pants.
I never wear pajama pants.
I tend to sleep with one leg exposed and the other underneath my sheets.
Your shit stained underwear? :raise:
Sleeping with minimal clothes on is comfortable. Maybe your dad thought you looked uncomfortable in your PJs and decided to take them off you.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19871429]I hold my poop in while playing totally leet LAN parties with my clan on CS 1.6.
Actually no I'm just trying to be cool. I was playing S.W.A.T. 4. I don't like taking shit breaks in the middle of pepper-spraying innocent handcuffed civilians.[/QUOTE]
What a pro.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;19871412]Your shit stained underwear? :raise:[/QUOTE]
I hold my poop in while playing totally leet LAN parties with my clan on CS 1.6.
Actually no I'm just trying to be cool. I was playing S.W.A.T. 4. I don't like taking shit breaks in the middle of pepper-spraying innocent handcuffed civilians.
What the fuck is wrong with you, that's disgusting.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19871278]
I was freaking out thinking my family (dad?) ripped my clothes off to gander at my beautifully sculpted dick, abs of titanium, and bulging muscles. [/QUOTE]
what the fuck
why not just wear boxers
I laughed so fucking hard.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19871429]I hold my poop in while playing totally leet LAN parties with my clan on CS 1.6.
Actually no I'm just trying to be cool. I was playing S.W.A.T. 4. I don't like taking shit breaks in the middle of pepper-spraying innocent handcuffed civilians.[/QUOTE]]
That is fucking sick!
This thread made me realize how fucking stupid I am.
Oh well.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19871505]This thread made me realize how fucking stupid I am.[/QUOTE]
It took you this long?
The part of how you have semen stained underwear is a bit disturbing.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19871278]
My shit and semen stained underwear (I'm really lazy on the weekend so I don't shower. I know it's disgusting, but it's disturbingly comfortable too.)
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:wtc:
You are one odd fellow.
This happens to me too. Plenty of times with my shirts and once with my pants.
This happened to me once.
I was on a class trip.
Why do I feel like I'm reading an erotic homosexual story?
[QUOTE=Doug52392;19871629]Why do I feel like I'm reading an erotic homosexual story?[/QUOTE]
because the story is erotic and the OP is homosexual?
Fuck dude, take care of yourself for christ's sakes
[QUOTE=Poor Irish Boy;19871620]This happened to me once.
I was on a class trip.[/QUOTE]
well you see son, there's a fine line between sleep-stripping and sleep-rape.
[quote=ssa gib a;19871278]my shit and semen stained underwear. . .[/quote]
:barf: [highlight][i]DAMN IT, MAN! I WAS EATING!![/highlight][/i]
I think I woke up shirtless one time.
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