Doctors Perform Emergency C-Section, Find No Baby - Polidicks

[B][URL]http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/doctors-perform-emergency-c-section-find-no-baby/ncNF4/[/URL] [quote][/B] Concerned that they were unable to detect a baby's heartbeat, doctors in Brazil performed an emergency C-section on the mother -- only to discover that she wasn't in fact pregnant. According to the Brazilian news site [URL="http://g1.globo.com/"]Globo G1[/URL], stunned doctors at the Women's Hospital in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabo_Frio"]Cabo Frio[/URL], Brazil, later determined that the woman they had presumed was 41 weeks pregnant was actually suffering from [URL="http://www.webmd.com/baby/guide/false-pregnancy-pseudocyesis"]pseudocyesis[/URL], a false pregnancy. False pregnancy is the belief that you are expecting a baby when you are not actually pregnant. People with pseudocyesis have many, if not all of, the symptoms of pregnancy.[/quote]

must be a tumor

[QUOTE=Amish Steak;43233255]must be a tumor[/QUOTE] It's not a tumor

[QUOTE=Amish Steak;43233255]must be a tumor[/QUOTE] I just can't pass up this opportunity....... "IT'S NOT A TUMOR!" DAMIT! ninja'd

Pseudo effect is powerful shit

[QUOTE=Saxon;43233300]Pseudo effect is powerful shit[/QUOTE] It's even more powerful than you think. [QUOTE=WSBTV Website]Doctors say the 37-year-old patient arrived at the hospital with what she said was proof of her prenatal care and was "showing" with a protruded belly and complaining of sharp pains.[/QUOTE] There was a baby bump but no baby to make the bump? Then who was bump?

[QUOTE=Amish Steak;43233255]must be a tumor[/QUOTE] Someone didn't read the article.

[QUOTE=FlandersNed;43233332]There was a baby bump but no baby to make the bump? Then who was bump?[/QUOTE] A REEEEEALLY bad case of gas. Her husband died when she tried to play turtle with him later that night.....

[QUOTE=Silence I Kill You;43233361]A REEEEEALLY bad case of gas. Her husband died when she tried to play turtle with him later that night.....[/QUOTE] I once hat 6 fiber one bars and had a really bad fart but I didn't know it was a fart, I thought I had appencitus I ended up mustard gassing an entire room, with the doctor in it, when she was hovering over me very very loudly fart gas is no joke guys

[video=youtube;cZEknhN_AVI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZEknhN_AVI[/video] Relevant.

whoops, -snip-

[T]http://i.imgur.com/uvfpXYq.jpg[/t] The baby is a ninja prodigy.

So you mean to tell me, that in her 41 weeks of "pregnancy", she didn't get a single ultrasound? I mean, I know it's Brazil, but surely she could've gotten ONE.

Fucking ninja babies.

Sorry Mario but the baby is in another womb.

[QUOTE=J!NX;43233386]I once hat 6 fiber one bars and had a really bad fart but I didn't know it was a fart, I thought I had appencitus I ended up mustard gassing an entire room, with the doctor in it, when she was hovering over me very very loudly fart gas is no joke guys[/QUOTE] Terrorism in a nutshell, people.

[QUOTE=darkedone02;43235478]Terrorism in a nutshell, people.[/QUOTE] Nah, more like Health Anxieties. Which sucks.

Turns out that the pregnant woman is the baby. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

[QUOTE=Ott;43233452][video=youtube;cZEknhN_AVI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZEknhN_AVI[/video] Relevant.[/QUOTE] Holy shitballs, you beat me too it.. Well played.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_pregnancy[/url] This happens a lot in animals but is fairly rare in humans.

[QUOTE=Lomme;43235583]Turns out that the pregnant woman is the baby. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.[/QUOTE] Inside her womb was nothing but a piece of paper that said [i]"Thank you doctor, but my baby is inside another woman."[/i]

Maybe it's a runner [video=youtube;NScFtRiCHTs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NScFtRiCHTs[/video]

[QUOTE=O Cheerios O;43233976][T]http://i.imgur.com/uvfpXYq.jpg[/t] The baby is a ninja prodigy.[/QUOTE] Why is she wearing hats on her tits

When I was in the hospital there was a girl there who was incredibly pregnant. Later on her mother told me that she was actually just constipated. She looked like she was 9 months in, to this day I still just think her mother was deluded...

[QUOTE=SuperLoz;43235966]Why is she wearing hats on her tits[/QUOTE] The original non-english version isn't censored. But obviously most english speaking countries kick up a massive amount of fuzz over something as natural as nudity, so whoever translated it also censored the titties.

[QUOTE=J!NX;43233386]I once hat 6 fiber one bars and had a really bad fart but I didn't know it was a fart, I thought I had appencitus I ended up mustard gassing an entire room, with the doctor in it, when she was hovering over me very very loudly fart gas is no joke guys[/QUOTE] My brother did this kinda... He said he was out drinking and suddenly got the most incredible pain in his side, he thought he appendix had burst or something and was on the floor screaming. An ambulance took him to the doctors and put him on a trolley, then after a few minutes in the waiting room he proceeded to let what he said was the biggest fart he has ever done, realized that the pain was gone then got up and walked out.

[QUOTE=FlandersNed;43233332] There was a baby bump but no baby to make the bump? Then who was bump?[/QUOTE] She ate phone

[QUOTE=J!NX;43233386]I once hat 6 fiber one bars and had a really bad fart but I didn't know it was a fart, I thought I had appencitus I ended up mustard gassing an entire room, with the doctor in it, when she was hovering over me very very loudly fart gas is no joke guys[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Cushie;43236570]My brother did this kinda... He said he was out drinking and suddenly got the most incredible pain in his side, he thought he appendix had burst or something and was on the floor screaming. An ambulance took him to the doctors and put him on a trolley, then after a few minutes in the waiting room he proceeded to let what he said was the biggest fart he has ever done, realized that the pain was gone then got up and walked out.[/QUOTE] Trapped air for you, sometimes it doesn't release though and can be extremely painful.

[QUOTE=Reagy;43237004]Trapped air for you, sometimes it doesn't release though and can be extremely painful.[/QUOTE] imagine being a doctor helping a lady push out a baby, put head right there to check and you get the rest [QUOTE=darkedone02;43235478]Terrorism in a nutshell, people.[/QUOTE] bombed the white house guest room with a fart once

[QUOTE=J!NX;43237615]imagine being a doctor helping a lady push out a baby, put head right there to check and you get the rest[/QUOTE] I swear I've seen a gif of something similar, except with diarrhea added to the mix. The doctor avoided getting it in the face though.