I got jumped with a knife.

[Shenanigansen]

I'm just walking down the street and all of a sudden this guy jumps out at me with a knife and says

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ENz3b.png[/img]

And so I did, and he told me that he liked the texture and how there were a lot of pockets, and a couple of see-through ones for IDs and such, and I told him where I bought it. He let me see his knife too, which was very quality, and I liked the feel of the handle.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/1qClU.png[/img]

And furthermore I told him that it was not nice to call me a bitch and he said he was sorry, and he wouldn't do it again.

[TropicalV2]

i love you

[editline]10:29PM[/editline]

a lot

[LosttoLauren]

Great story, would read again

But I expected a story of you jumping with a knife and cutting all your fingers off and how you are posting on facepunch while bleeding all over the keyboard

[PjaNoo^]

Laughed as hell

[Octo pie]

Its Shenanigansen again.

Great thread, and drawings.

[bravehat]

I love OP

:golfclap:

[Beacon]

Yet another beautiful story. Bravo.

[Sputn!k]

[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3303/3446727795_4ce5c97008.jpg[/img]

[deggemannen]

figured it was you when I saw the pictures

[BrainDeath]

I wouldn't trust this Shenanigansen guy, he seems like a kind of shady character.

Somthing about this story just doesn't add up.

Ohh 999 posts.

Not to waste my next one then.

[Eudoxia]

I wish I could be as awesome as OP.

[Tools]

If there was money in your wallet, that's the worst trade ever.

Go jump him with a knife, and steal it back.

[PjaNoo^]

[QUOTE=Tools;22401744]If there was money in your wallet, that's the worst trade ever.

Go jump him with a knife, and steal it back.[/QUOTE]

This guy is a tool

[DrLuke]

A++ thread, more please.

[maurits]

:iia:

[paulaner]

This man makes top quality threads

[Arteus]

Best thread I've seen in a long time :golfclap:

[codenamecueball]

:golfclap:

I hope you don't get banned Whomai.

[editline]23:52[/editline]
[QUOTE=Shenanigansen;22401606]which was very quality[/QUOTE]

Your drawings are very quality

[MrJazzy]

Wonderful!

[meepugh]

That was good.

[Dragge]

He did it again! :buddy:

[franz]

Your wallet looks like a sandwich.

[Anubis92]

awesome :D

[Handsome Pete]

i love your threads so much
i love you man

[Rach Runner]

I expected a rabid knife going around on a murder spree.. but I do not leave disappointed.

[Carbon Knight]

You both should have gone to the zoo afterwards.

[PGunnii]

[highlight]what[/highlight]

[Leaf Runner]

But the question remains: WHO JUMPED YOU?

I bet it was Greeman. Or doug.

[d3450]

Your drawings are legendary.

[adamater]

How did you make you stick figures look so good.

[editline]11:11PM[/editline]

And words.

[editline]11:11PM[/editline]

and lines.