[QUOTE=Kondor58;30205710]it smelled fish and went in a frenzy[/QUOTE]
Then why did it have a boner?
[QUOTE=Dracon;30205723]Then why did it have a boner?[/QUOTE]
:smug:
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bwAAAGH
Not many people can say they were molested by a dolphin
Dolphins are actually known for raping and murdering (killing for no reason other than to kill something) their own, and other species.
[url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080519182049AAOkpqi[/url]
Same girl?
I used to think dolphins were adorable, friendly creatures of the sea. Then I read about shit like this and realized they are natural-born rapists.
Seriously, what the fuck.
Fun fact: A dolphins ejaculation is comparable to a shotgun blast.
[QUOTE=CyrusTehSage;30208845]Fun fact: A dolphins ejaculation is comparable to a shotgun blast.[/QUOTE]
actually, its more like a super soaker... I looked it up. So, no, it can't kill you, or hurt you.... maybe it MIGHT give you a bruise.
FUN FACT 2 : In a harbour up north of the UK there was a dolphin that used to swim around the dock, he became somewhat of a tourist attraction and people came from miles around to see it. Unfortunately one man decided to come from miles around to literally come with the dolphin. It was never seen again.
[QUOTE=Dracon;30205723]Then why did it have a boner?[/QUOTE]
your not familiar with the vagina-fish reference are you?
Something smells fishy here.
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;30205768][img]http://i.imgur.com/z1iAi.jpg[/img]
bwAAAGH[/QUOTE]
If it was a Wailord I bet you wouldn't have posted that
Rape is never a laughing matter.
[QUOTE=credesniper;30214070]Rape is never a laughing matter.[/QUOTE]
Well technically there was no penetration.
Man. That dolphin got more pussy then we do.
"So honey, how was your trip to sea world?"
"Fun, I got groped by a dolphin though"
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