Nuclear Missile Officers Reportedly Implicated In Drug Probe
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[URL="http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/01/09/261110708/nuclear-missile-officers-reportedly-implicated-in-drug-probe"]NPR Story[/URL]
[quote=NPR]The Associated Press, citing an unnamed official, says the officers are based at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana and work for the 341st Missile Wing.
The report comes on the same day that Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel is scheduled to visit a similar base in Nebraska that also houses underground missile silos.
The AP reports that "the official says the officers' access to classified information has been suspended and the Air Force is investigating."
It's the latest sign of trouble for the country's aging missile forces, which the AP says, "have been suffering under security lapses, discipline problems and low morale."
In August, the same 341st, which controls about a third of the nation's land-based ICBMs, failed inspection after making "tactical-level errors during one of several exercises," the Air Force's Global Strike Command said in a statement.[/quote]
Guess the only thing to do at nuclear missles is to blaze it up and relax.
ALSO I SWEAR THIS IS MY LAST ARTICLE.
I can just imagine clouds of marijuana smoke in the ICBM control room. Sign me up.
'Dude is that a blip'
'Nah man, that's a spec of green dust'
'Shit man, is the radioactive uh...stuff leaking'
'From my nostrils'
Fuck dude if I had to press the button the stress would be immense. I would blaze one up as well.
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