My brother put a worm in my Fettuccine Alfredo

[AteBitLord]

Well I guess I should say that before this, I happened to wank off in to our shampoo and my bro found out when his hair got unusually sticky. Well last night for dinner we had Fettuccine Alfredo and it was fucking tasty.

In my last few bites I notice something weird about the flavor of my usually delicious pasta but I open my mouth and out pops a worm. Half of a worm that is... :gonk:

Odds are I will be ok physically, mentally... Not so much alright?

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[BoBt3hBuNnY]

MAybe he jizzed in the sauce too.
"An eye for an eye..."

[Keegs]

:barf:

[zzzdude]

Spellchecker much?
How old is he? 12?
Why are you afraid?
SO MANY QUESTIONS SO LITTLE TIME.

[Murdoco]

sounds like you deserved it.

[AteBitLord]

[QUOTE=BoBt3hBuNnY;18674072]MAybe he jizzed in the sauce too.
"An eye for an eye..."[/QUOTE]

Well it was a bit salty. :crossarms:

[Erp]

[quote=bobt3hbunny;18674072]maybe he jizzed in the sauce too.
"an eye for an eye..."[/quote]and the whole world goes blind!

[MangeBag]

why the fuck would you jerk it in a bottle of shit you put in your hair?

[AteBitLord]

[QUOTE=zzzdude;18674078]Spellchecker much?
How old is he? 12?
Why are you afraid?
SO MANY QUESTIONS SO LITTLE TIME.[/QUOTE]

He is 18, I am 17. And I used spellchecker.

[meepugh]

well are you goona get him back

[AteBitLord]

[QUOTE=meepugh;18674108]well are you goona get him back[/QUOTE]

Well I really don't know.

[zzzdude]

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674096]He is 18, I am 17. And I used spellchecker.[/QUOTE]

fettuccini

[Umi-hebi]

The one who cast the first stone is without sin

not really

[AteBitLord]

[QUOTE=zzzdude;18674136]fettuccini[/QUOTE]

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fettuccine_alfredo[/url]

[ShaunOfTheLive]

[QUOTE=zzzdude;18674136]fettuccini[/QUOTE]

[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51K7WW38P9L._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg[/img]

[Mumblecrust]

What kind of person jacks off in shampoo as a "prank"

[Waals Vander]

why did you wank in the shampoo

[Shinedown]

The best part of waking up, worms in my fettuccine Alfredo!

[AteBitLord]

[QUOTE=Mumblecrust;18674189]What kind of person jacks off in shampoo as a "prank"[/QUOTE]

Wasn't a prank, the shampoo usually works with the cum and makes a great edible shampoo.

[black goku]

[QUOTE=Mumblecrust;18674189]What kind of person jacks off in shampoo as a "prank"[/QUOTE]

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[editline]03:12AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674200]Wasn't a prank, the shampoo usually works with the cum and makes a great edible shampoo.[/QUOTE]

go die

[AteBitLord]

[QUOTE=black goku;18674201][img_thumb]s[/img_thumb]

[editline]03:12AM[/editline]

go die[/QUOTE]

Go troll somewhere else.

[gaston]

:aaa:

[Strider_07]

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674200]Wasn't a prank, the shampoo usually works with the cum and makes a great edible shampoo.[/QUOTE]

:what:

[AteBitLord]

[QUOTE=Strider_07;18674285]:what:[/QUOTE]

I'm bi, I like to experiment. :blush:

[Strider_07]

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674301]I'm bi, I like to experiment. :blush:[/QUOTE]

By eating sperm laden shampoo?

[Zoook]

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18674200]Wasn't a prank, the shampoo usually works with the cum and makes a great edible shampoo.[/QUOTE]
:geno:

[AteBitLord]

[QUOTE=Strider_07;18674312]By eating sperm laden shampoo?[/QUOTE]

There's an other side of me that does that stuff.

[Grenadiac]

[QUOTE=Strider_07;18674312]By eating sperm laden shampoo?[/QUOTE]

how else :lol:

[Domamin]

How did he manage to get a worm in your pasta without being noticed

[AteBitLord]

[QUOTE=Domamin;18674355]How did he manage to get a worm in your pasta without being noticed[/QUOTE]

Same color as noodles, strong tasting sauce ect.